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    Anyone had a rusty-trombone?

    Just make sure you don't rim her after you have pounded the fcuk out of her turdhole.



    There are loads of good anal lubes, just google. I would also say that if your not prepared to get a little shit on your cock then its not for you. I had that happen to me once, a big ****ing lump of shit. I had to hold my breath while I showered that off. After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex and BJ's most of all. Have to spend 15 minutes trying to get it up her shitter anyway...... Nice and tight. Its a few times a year treat I guess.....

    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex.

    LMAO!!!!


    Sorry, had to!!! Hey Rodger can u email me that picture fullsize?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    Just make sure you don't rim her after you have pounded the fcuk out of her turdhole.



    There are loads of good anal lubes, just google. I would also say that if your not prepared to get a little shit on your cock then its not for you. I had that happen to me once, a big ****ing lump of shit. I had to hold my breath while I showered that off. After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex and BJ's most of all. Have to spend 15 minutes trying to get it up her shitter anyway...... Nice and tight. Its a few times a year treat I guess.....

    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......

    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    lol exactly my thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    I've done a few cycles without pct!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    thats what my girl does, always have her douche before hand... ive been havin anal wit my girl atleast 2 times a week for the last 5 years, and she loves it... water based lube i feel is the best, not much clean up and no oilly mess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......
    One time and one time only. I had this ex and I brought a new g/f to her birthday party at this club the ex invited me to.
    We stayed there for a hour or two only to realize her and her sister were making jokes of my new girl due to insecurity of course. So I'm with the new girl and dropping her off my pager (were talking 12 years ago) is going off every minute about how she has a hotel room reserved downtown for us and she will pay the $75.00 taxi cab ride for me. I was like fukk that if you want to see me come to my house. She shows up at 5 a.m. with her suitcase, and I start boning her then I got the "bright" idea to stick it in her ass, thank god I had a condom on, and I had taken my contacts out. from what I saw after I pulled out.........Good Lawd

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......
    I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!...dude sometimes my ex would be pretty lame...but every now and then somethin would get into her and she was ONE NASTY BITCH.....I cant even post some of the wierd shit I did with this girl...She looked like a nice tiny petite blonde chick that was normal...But in bed, please...She would eat my asshole...and then ask me to **** her in the ass, and then I'd be slammin her asshole for like 15 mintues she'd push me off her and start blowin me...then make me bang her in the vag...and just...the bitch couldnt make up her mind which hole she wanted f**ked i guess..

    ohh yea one more thing to add onto that....i havent done any wierd shit like that since we broke up...and it does make sex anymore kinda lame...but its whatever that was just too much and i'd look at her like wow what a gross pig... college chicks are insane guys...

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