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    cruise- the pic king still remember the good ol days of thongs

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents View Post
    It works, use the magarine, keeps the pounding going
    I guess thats one way to soften butter before cooking...

    and after you are done she can pop a squat on some toast!!

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    I would recommend using astroglide and a condom the next time around.

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    My gf won't let me....yet.

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    Anyone had a rusty-trombone?

    Just make sure you don't rim her after you have pounded the fcuk out of her turdhole.



    There are loads of good anal lubes, just google. I would also say that if your not prepared to get a little shit on your cock then its not for you. I had that happen to me once, a big ****ing lump of shit. I had to hold my breath while I showered that off. After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex and BJ's most of all. Have to spend 15 minutes trying to get it up her shitter anyway...... Nice and tight. Its a few times a year treat I guess.....

    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex.

    LMAO!!!!


    Sorry, had to!!! Hey Rodger can u email me that picture fullsize?

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    I wouldn't ever degrade muh lady like that. Unless she asked me to. Than It'd be alright I guess...

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    I fvck my gf n the ass all the time. As long as ur carefull about it it aint gona hurt her. N fvck lube, shove it n her puss2get ur pipe wet n lick her ass hole2get it all warm n ready4ya luv pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I like to use WD-40. I use the little red straw to get in there real good
    Way to go, bro:-) LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by avcomp5 View Post
    i hate using using condoms even for regular sex cuz they either break or cut off my circulation and scrunch up
    well if it cut off your circulation upgrade to magnums. and if it get scrunched up your not rock hard.,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    Just make sure you don't rim her after you have pounded the fcuk out of her turdhole.



    There are loads of good anal lubes, just google. I would also say that if your not prepared to get a little shit on your cock then its not for you. I had that happen to me once, a big ****ing lump of shit. I had to hold my breath while I showered that off. After doing it several times now I can honestly say I prefer straight sex and BJ's most of all. Have to spend 15 minutes trying to get it up her shitter anyway...... Nice and tight. Its a few times a year treat I guess.....

    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......

    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    lol exactly my thinking

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    hahaha best comment of the year award!!!!!

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    Im not allowed in nr 2.

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    water based lubes are the best way to go. oil is bad for skin, on the whole.
    lol, on the hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    I've done a few cycles without pct!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lpicken View Post
    Sounds like an announcement? If you have to ask, its prolly too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Dude, that's why the chicks are supposed to do an enema before you drill their cornoles! Sounds like whoever you did it with didn't properly clean out beforehand.

    Not doing an enema before butt****ing is like not doing a PCT after a cycle. You're doing it wrong.
    thats what my girl does, always have her douche before hand... ive been havin anal wit my girl atleast 2 times a week for the last 5 years, and she loves it... water based lube i feel is the best, not much clean up and no oilly mess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2 View Post
    I hate wearing condoms !
    but, I love having to buy XL magnums at the store, I get nice looks from the older ladies in line usually

    Right.... Probably wondering where you're going to have the water baloon fight at.
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    Okay, so why did my BDSM thread get deleted and this one is still here?

    Nobody likes me

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    haha loser!!!!!!

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    My new girl has the hottest behind ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Okay, so why did my BDSM thread get deleted and this one is still here?

    Nobody likes me
    OMG there was a BDSM thread??????? damn i love that shit....i wanna try it all lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    OMG there was a BDSM thread??????? damn i love that shit....i wanna try it all lol
    Yeah man, you missed it. ANother chick I know asked me 2 days ago if I want to be her BDSM 'master'. For your info, it's not the same one who asked me to rape her. I was just trying to get more info on BDSM because I dont know much about it, but some admin had to go deleting the thread .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Yeah man, you missed it. ANother chick I know asked me 2 days ago if I want to be her BDSM 'master'. For your info, it's not the same one who asked me to rape her. I was just trying to get more info on BDSM because I dont know much about it, but some admin had to go deleting the thread .
    that shit got deleted... wack!!!....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......
    One time and one time only. I had this ex and I brought a new g/f to her birthday party at this club the ex invited me to.
    We stayed there for a hour or two only to realize her and her sister were making jokes of my new girl due to insecurity of course. So I'm with the new girl and dropping her off my pager (were talking 12 years ago) is going off every minute about how she has a hotel room reserved downtown for us and she will pay the $75.00 taxi cab ride for me. I was like fukk that if you want to see me come to my house. She shows up at 5 a.m. with her suitcase, and I start boning her then I got the "bright" idea to stick it in her ass, thank god I had a condom on, and I had taken my contacts out. from what I saw after I pulled out.........Good Lawd

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
    I would never stick it bareback up some random chicks ass..... that is asking for it.

    Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......
    I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!...dude sometimes my ex would be pretty lame...but every now and then somethin would get into her and she was ONE NASTY BITCH.....I cant even post some of the wierd shit I did with this girl...She looked like a nice tiny petite blonde chick that was normal...But in bed, please...She would eat my asshole...and then ask me to **** her in the ass, and then I'd be slammin her asshole for like 15 mintues she'd push me off her and start blowin me...then make me bang her in the vag...and just...the bitch couldnt make up her mind which hole she wanted f**ked i guess..

    ohh yea one more thing to add onto that....i havent done any wierd shit like that since we broke up...and it does make sex anymore kinda lame...but its whatever that was just too much and i'd look at her like wow what a gross pig... college chicks are insane guys...

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