Quote Originally Posted by rodgerj View Post
Anyone had a rusty-trombone? I'd let her but I would not kiss her for a week after......
One time and one time only. I had this ex and I brought a new g/f to her birthday party at this club the ex invited me to.
We stayed there for a hour or two only to realize her and her sister were making jokes of my new girl due to insecurity of course. So I'm with the new girl and dropping her off my pager (were talking 12 years ago) is going off every minute about how she has a hotel room reserved downtown for us and she will pay the $75.00 taxi cab ride for me. I was like fukk that if you want to see me come to my house. She shows up at 5 a.m. with her suitcase, and I start boning her then I got the "bright" idea to stick it in her ass, thank god I had a condom on, and I had taken my contacts out. from what I saw after I pulled out.........Good Lawd