Global warming may be happening but there is absolutely zero we have to do with it!!!!
This earth of ours was covered in ice at one point and it warmed up from there!
If you really look at it we are sitting next to the largest heat source in the galaxy! It's called the freaking sun! We are basicallly just slow cooking!
That's as close as I'm going to get to admitting that there is such a thing as global warming!