Are you a trainer?

[Carlos_E]

I am so fuckin sick of people asking me if I'm a trainer!!!! Dumb asses ask me that at work daily! I'm in the employee cafe in line to pay and some dummie says are you a trainer? Yeah dip shit they let me come in off the street into the corp building and eat. Or they ask me in the elevator. Yeah stupid, you can get your workout on between floors 10 and 11!!!!

[J431S]

i know exactly how it feels to be underestimated or over-estimated. on the one hand it can be a great feeling and on the other it can be depressing...in your case though, any reasonable person would be betrayed by your shape and defination. but if i was u i won't worry about it ..just shrug it off...good shape man....i'm working for that kind of defination....

[Carlos_E]

There is nothing wrong with being a trainer. My point is just because you look like you workout doesn't mean you have to work in a gym!!! Look at our members. People from all walks of life train. It doesn't mean you have to be pigeonholed into a profession!

[football2007]

I'm gonna start asking fat asses if they are competitive eaters

Although the public wouldn't correlate these two interferences as being similar, the one's that are being asked do.

[Narkissos]

I'm gonna start asking fat asses if they are competitive eaters

LMAO

[*El Diablo*]

There is nothing wrong with being a trainer. My point is just because you look like you workout doesn't mean you have to work in a gym!!! Look at our members. People from all walks of life train. It doesn't mean you have to be pigeonholed into a profession!

But Seriously Carlos. Do you work in a Gym..? LMFAO

[novastepp]

tell them "yes, for the secret service but honestly... i can't talk about it." then pull out your cell like you got a message and say, "oh, sorry i have to take this" and walk away.

[Carlos_E]

But Seriously Carlos. Do you work in a Gym..? LMFAO

Arrrggghhh!!!!

[Panzerfaust]

You know damn well this doesn't irritate you, you get off when people ask you because it basically reenforces the fact that your are in damn good shape.

So stop pretending! You know you like it deep down.

[Dukkit]

eat it up carlos. when your 70 and living in an old folks home. with an aid asking if you need your diaper changed... you will miss these days. so just look at the dorks and smile.

[Carlos_E]

You know damn well this doesn't irritate you, you get off when people ask you because it basically reenforces the fact that your are in damn good shape.

So stop pretending! You know you like it deep down.

I did not spend years in school getting an education and spend 17 years in a corporate environment to get asked every day if I'm a trainer.

[Panzerfaust]

I did not spend years in school getting an education and spend 17 years in a corporate environment to get asked every day if I'm a trainer.

No but you sleep well at night knowing that people recognize your physique.

Come on big guy, admit it.

[BITTAPART2]

I did not spend years in school getting an education and spend 17 years in a corporate environment to get asked every day if I'm a trainer.

man i hear you, everytime a woman hears about my 11" penis i always hear "do you do porn or something?" its like, c'mon lady I own my own business and pay taxes and do paperwork, isnt that more exciting than my having an 11" penis and banging for hours on end in front of a camera?

you know you like hearing that bro LOL

[ggoyal]

but here's the thing, if you actually say" yeah I am trainer, do you need lessons?" You could be making so much more money that you wouldn't have to be corporate slave? unless you llove your job(as i hope you do)

[facile]

man i hear you, everytime a woman hears about my 11" penis i always hear "do you do porn or something?" its like, c'mon lady I own my own business and pay taxes and do paperwork, isnt that more exciting than my having an 11" penis and banging for hours on end in front of a camera?

you know you like hearing that bro LOL

I know, I hear the same thing, I wish they would respect me as a person and not a big penis!!!

[BITTAPART2]

I usually slap them with it......without using hands , just the ol side flip to the face

[facile]

I usually slap them with it......without using hands , just the ol side flip to the face

Good move done it myself, needs to be named any ideas ?

[BITTAPART2]

i actually call it the clock, well its a modified version of the clock, its the slap cock clock, a rendetion from the original "cock clock" where I stand at the top of the stairs and go back and forth like a grandfather clock so my wife can hear it smacking my legs, then I tell her what time it is!

[facile]

i actually call it the clock, well its a modified version of the clock, its the slap cock clock, a rendetion from the original "cock clock" where I stand at the top of the stairs and go back and forth like a grandfather clock so my wife can hear it smacking my legs, then I tell her what time it is!

Sorry carlos for hijacking, bored at work!

I AM A TRAINER!

Gave up corporate america 5 years ago.

[BITTAPART2]

i cant say we hijacked this if he wasnt wanting to discuss anything, it is more of a rant

[Carlos_E]

but here's the thing, if you actually say" yeah I am trainer, do you need lessons?" You could be making so much more money that you wouldn't have to be corporate slave? unless you llove your job(as i hope you do)

I love my job. It's a desk job and I have a frig in my office. I sit and eat all day. You can't do that if you're a trainer.

[Carlos_E]

I AM A TRAINER!

Gave up corporate america 5 years ago.

So do people ask you every day if you work in an office?

[facile]

I love my job. It's a desk job and I have a frig in my office. I sit and eat all day. You can't do that if you're a trainer.

Very true, I get so busy, it difficult to get it all in!

[novastepp]

So do people ask you every day if you work in an office?

hahaha nice.

[BITTAPART2]

I dont give a crap what people think I do, as long as I am happy doing it, they can ask me if Im an exicutionor for all i care, this might even be a good time to let them know how proud you are of your current job in an office

[J431S]

I dont give a crap what people think I do, as long as I am happy doing it, they can ask me if Im an exicutionor for all i care, this might even be a good time to let them know how proud you are of your current job in an office

i like your attitude... believe in yourself....and hell with what others believe or think. that's the way to go, Bittapart2!

[FallenWyvern]

I know this guy that is freakishly tall and gets very annoyed when people ask him if he plays basketball. If they are short he says "No, I do not play basketball. Do you play miniature golf? If they are fat he asks them if they sumo wrestle.

[swol_je]

Hey bittapart2, is that your rotti I have a 8 month old named onyx

[DSM4Life]

[Carlos_E]

I know this guy that is freakishly tall and gets very annoyed when people ask him if he plays basketball. If they are short he says "No, I do not play basketball. Do you play miniature golf? If they are fat he asks them if they sumo wrestle.

[firmechicano831]

It must suck Carlos. My training partner gets asked that at least once a day. lol

[Carlos_E]

It must suck Carlos. My training partner gets asked that at least once a day. lol

What does he do for a living?

[Ajc330]

what sucks is when people at my job make fun of me for eating tuna out the can and shit, and it's unbeleivable because it's usually old fat ladies who work in the deli department at a supermarket...i just want to say "shut the fvck up already! you're so fvckin fat old b1tch working in a damn supermarket, i'm in good shape and majoring criminal justice" i'm at friendlys the other night with some friends, normally i don't eat there, it's like a greasy restaraunt that serves all fried shit, they also have icecream and my friends got home from college so i would celebrate with a cheat meal-sugar free icecream, so the waitress askes what i would like to eat and i say sugar free icecream so she says they are all out so i don't get anything, i didn't hear the end of it, and they are all like 6'0 140 lbs...

[DSM4Life]

You guys have such a hard life

[Ajc330]

haha

[firmechicano831]

The worst thing that he hates is that people always ask 2 questions. The first if you're a trainer and the second is if he's on steroids.

[Carlos_E]

The worst thing that he hates is that people always ask 2 questions. The first if you're a trainer and the second is if he's on steroids.

One of our Vets told me today that some girl was next to him and sneezed then looked at him and said she's allergic to steroids.

[novastepp]

One of our Vets told me today that some girl was next to him and sneezed then looked at him and said she's allergic to steroids.

i'd pull out some ace ventura quotes on her ass.

personally i go with either:

1. oh yeah? and you're ugly.
or
2. well why don't you cry about it... saddle bags!

[BG]

They don't even have enough courtesy to ask me if I am......the just copy my routine.

[BG]

One of our Vets told me today that some girl was next to him and sneezed then looked at him and said she's allergic to steroids.

I would have to laugh.