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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    so i picked up this hot chick at a bar. took her home and she started going down on me. i was reaching around to give her some stimulation, and.... it wasnt a woman! but i let her/him finish anyways. then he/she left and i went to sleep.
    you seem so calm about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    you seem so calm about it
    life is funny. what can ya do??? a mouth is a mouth. hahahaha

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    oh and ... hey LEXED!!! how is your day? you have off work?? i dont. im stuck here now. its slooooooooooowwwww!!!!!

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    lol duk you got it all wrong

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    no im at work im about to get off and hit the gym

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    anyone interested in seeing that movie "21" about the math genious or whatnot who goes to vegas with his professor and counts cards??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    lol duk you got it all wrong
    how so???

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    1200 posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    so i picked up this hot chick at a bar. took her home and she started going down on me. i was reaching around to give her some stimulation, and.... it wasnt a woman! but i let her/him finish anyways. then he/she left and i went to sleep.
    dukkit WTF????????????

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    here i am!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood080 View Post
    dukkit WTF????????????
    hahahaha. oh man. im just messing. wanted to see your reactions. but no.... for real. she was a man

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    you are nuts!!!!!

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    im just playing. im just playing. (leans forward and whispers behind his hand... no really. the b!tch was a dude, seriously)

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    I mean I could understand if you were drunk but come onnnnn lol

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    and if his balls weren't too hairy!!!!

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    hahah. guys guys, relax. im pulling your chain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah. guys guys, relax. im pulling your chain.
    *dukkit trys to save face*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    *dukkit trys to save face*
    dont tell anyone.. but it REALLY was a man!!! but i got my nut off. thats all i care about. right? whose with me....HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH oh this is fun.

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    I have no cash, I'll be paying for my lunch in change from my desk

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    why does my gf have to come over when im about to do a injection.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    why does my gf have to come over when im about to do a injection.................
    why does my mom come in my room when I'm rubbing one out? I'm not going to let a turning doornob spoil the mood though.

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    must leave office and go to surgery, why arn't my car keys in my pocket?

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    sweet I found them under some papers. Just remembered my car is on reserve tank, I get to fill her up to the tune of $60.

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    I want to see some whoreing when I get back.

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    slept in till 130pm today, what a week this has been

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I want to see some whoreing when I get back.
    ru kidding me I come back like 10 hours later and wasted and I get one post from amorphic.

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    I just ate a dubble q p with chee meal from mc'd's. That will turn to muscle right? I'm on tren keep in mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I want to see some whoreing when I get back.






    Who the fvck is Jake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ru kidding me I come back like 10 hours later and wasted and I get one post from amorphic.
    i thought i posted more than once hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

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    Strange...work allows me to view bb.com but when I try to log on, it blocks me from doing so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papi93 View Post
    Strange...work allows me to view bb.com but when I try to log on, it blocks me from doing so.
    computers probably dont allow cookies maybe?

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    In the other office building I work at, I was logged when they apply the blocker. Fortunately, I'm logged in permanently on that computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    computers probably dont allow cookies maybe?
    Here are a few things it says when I try to log on:

    "Access denied to "non-business" website

    blocked under the SmartFilter Content Category: Provocative Attire;Sports;Recreation/Hobbies"

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    hmm. well at least your other computer is logged in.

    how long as your company had a web filter for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    hmm. well at least your other computer is logged in.

    how long as your company had a web filter for?
    A couple of weeks I believe.

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    7k posts.

    what a whore i am.

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    i remember my first beer...

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    sup pewn

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