I go to the nudie bar and get two lap dances, then realize I don't have enough money to pay for them so I hit the ATM machine. $10 dollar fee + my bank charges $1 dollar everytime I use another bank's atm. So $11 to get cash out.

They really bend you over when you go to get a morgage, fee's on top of fee's. Administrative fee, apprasal fee, rate lock fee, ect....