I've never done it.
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Whats wrong with u man.......Originally Posted by *Narkissos*
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for the rest of you pervs..
What the hell is wrong with all you guys.. yes i've done it, nasty smell. give me a break, if she won't do it for ya, there are 1000's of guys that will, since you want the pooper so bad hit it up that way..
not that there's anything wrong with that......
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Have you ever talked to your lady about it?
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Yea...and tried it a couple times
No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.
We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.
Yes we use lube.
Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.
She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.
But...the penis just doesn't fit.
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What i Find helpful is messaging the cornhole with a finger really gently will open it up .Make sure she is relaxed....just do it so gently for me when I did that it opens up pretty quick.
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I do massage it with a finger..and my tongue. (yes.. I'm a chronic salad tosser)
Cornhole opens up like a rose at dawn.
But never enough to hold the penis.
-CNS
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Man ...that sound difficult.....Get a hold of a girl in her forties who like to do that....at least u wont be Virgon and also ur Girl wont have to go through with it.I do massage it with a finger..and my tongue. (yes.. I'm a chronic salad tosser
Cornhole opens up like a rose at dawn.
But never enough to hold the penis.
-CNS
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For what its worth I found the easiest way is having her lay on her back and you are on your side so the two of you create an L shape and she puts it in slowly so she can get used to it inch by inch.
Course if your penis is shaped like a coke can your probably going to have to hire a professional to take something like that.
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How dare you laugh at my misfortune?
We tried something like that on Saturday night.
I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.
Wasn't even applying pressure.
Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.
I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.
Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.
Can't rush my first time lol.
I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.
Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.
May hit you with a PM
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Yeah, the first 2" seems to be the worst based on the design flaw of the penis to have anal in the first place. Once she gets past that it would be better...also if shes in charge of how fast/what direction..etc it seems to help.How dare you laugh at my misfortune?
We tried something like that on Saturday night.
I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.
Wasn't even applying pressure.
Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.
I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.
Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.
Can't rush my first time lol.
I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.
Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.
May hit you with a PM
Good luck nark. Anything I can do to help. Its not good being an ass virgin.
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you need to do some research because with proper method and practice, you can fit any penis in a ass. you are doing it totally wrong. good luck to you in your anus stretching ecapades
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I admit I'm an ass noob.
I've done most everything else... but he Anal Utopia has eluded me.
I will do some more 'field research' this weekend
-CNS
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I am not kiddign get a older women dont go over 50 its get creepy.....se if she like it and go for it...I admit I'm an ass noob.
I've done most everything else... but he Anal Utopia has eluded me.
I will do some more 'field research' this weekend
-CNS
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Befor eme and my current gf got back together i was on a online sex website were u meet the people n what not. I was 18 and my age selection was 45-65 becuse older chicks got more$$$and exp. "They are not young and timmid, they know it wont break" I figure older chicks are lookig for a young guy to make them feel good about themselves. I was talkn to about 3of them and i ended up getting back w/my gf and never got back on the site...
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It's my current chick or no chick (until i'm single again.. if ever).. No extra-curricular activities for this kid.
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