Convincing my GF to have anal

[xavier_888888]

I posted this because it was an actual impromptu conversation I had with my girlfriend 5 minutes before posting it.
Those stats were a little off the top of my head, im not sure how many of them are fact (%50 guys are gay???)

She let me try like 2 years ago, and started punching and kicking me when I got it in 1/16".

Its not my fault that she f$cks like a cold dead fish and I need tighter holes to fantasize about other people in.

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

*high five*

[calgarian]

I feel you bro! then they complain that guys cheat.

Thats what pisses me off. Either give me what I want or I am going to get it some place else. I know the feeling Bro.