I am f4cked, and its my own fault

[paulzane]

Any update?

[Diary of a Mad-man]

Any update?

UPDATE.
Well, she's gone and so is the pizza and chicken kickers. She hasnt come back.
I saved my game of Castlevania Bloodlines on the last boss, but that bitch is too hard to beat. It will take me a few tries to destroy her.

Also, I had to do all sorts of shit yesterday with fingernail scratches on my face. Including around my mom who isnt stupid.

Basicly I keep running through my head how it started.
me: "shut the **** up"
her: "ASDLFASDKFJAS:LDKFJAS:LDKF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"
me: *covering mouth* "I said shut the **** up"
her "OOOOHH!!! OOOHHH!!! YOU HIT ME!~!!!":"

Has anyone seen Bad Santa where the fat kid cuts himself carving the wooden pickle? Thats what she sounded like.