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  1. 05-20-2008, 11:51 AM #1
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    Chick with a nasty house...

    I have known this girl for about 9 months.. we hooked up once back in Nov.. then we both got a bit to drunk and i went to her place one night 2 weeks ago.. i walked in the house and it smelt like pee!! nasty as all hell (apparently she just lets her dog pee and poop in the house).. so I then sleep with her (hey its p*ssy what can I say).. go to the bathroom and then WOW the bathroom was dirtier the most rest stop bathrooms.. I almost yacked!! the toilet was brown and crusty!!!

    is it bad that I havent called her back? I just cant stand the idea of every going to her place again.....

    anyone else have this sort of experience?
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    that reminds me one of the "friends" episode
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    there was a friends episode about this? what happend?
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    next time dont go into the bathroom. Just pee on the carpet next to the bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    there was a friends episode about this? what happend?
    it was kindly exactly what happened to u...chick was really sexy. but house was nasty and there was garbage lying all around the house . Next time take her to your place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    next time dont go into the bathroom. Just pee on the carpet next to the bed
    HAHAH she prob wouldnt notice! ahaha....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    it was kindly exactly what happened to u...chick was really sexy. but house was nasty and there was garbage lying all around the house . Next time take her to your place.
    Nice, im going to have to find that episode and watch it....
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    Haha.. I like your logic..."The place is fvckin FILTHY...BUT its *****!"
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    If she doesn't take care of her belongings I can only imagine how bad her vag stinks.






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    Try peeing on her right after sex.....it may help
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    If she doesn't take care of her belongings I can only imagine how bad her vag stinks.






    +1

    Any woman that is willing to waddle in that kind of filth probably doesn't give a shit about her hygiene either.
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    she sounds hot to me.........
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    I remember once when i was dating this chick. I went back to her house and we were making out in the couch. I stuck my hand in between the cushion and pulled out chicken boons. Bro i stoped what i was doing got up and walked out.

    I all most puked on my way out the door.
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    i dated a girl that was nasty at cleaning....i remeber one time wakin up and thought she was playin footseys with me, it was a FUKIN mouse....and i freaked out and ran outta her house....i lost it on her calling her all sorts of names....that suked
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    i couldnt deal with that...well depends how hot she is
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    get her a maid for christ sake and keep nailin that shit. so what shes a toilet brush and a vacuum cleaner away from being hot.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by number twelve View Post
    i couldnt deal with that...well depends how hot she is
    god that is a great quote!!!!!!


    hold on how hot is she again..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    If she doesn't take care of her belongings I can only imagine how bad her vag stinks.






    LOL I was waiting to hear him say something about that....damn dirty girls.

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    I would never go out with someone like that, she probably doesn't even take a shower or wipe or ass. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    I would never go out with someone like that, she probably doesn't even take a shower or wipe or ass. lol
    More reason to stick it in her pooper to check.
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    lol, I'm sure you would find last weeks news paper some where.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    lol, I'm sure you would find last weeks news paper some where.
    Just use 2 condoms...why bother with the paper. and yeah one for ur balls too so 3 in total.
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    you guys are going on something i didnt say.. she wasnt Hot.. she was just sorta cute....
    if she was hot, id just tell her to come to my house all the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    you guys are going on something i didnt say.. she wasnt Hot.. she was just sorta cute....
    if she was hot, id just tell her to come to my house all the time
    Make sure you keep her around for your sexual emergencies......never hurts.
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    I know a girl who is very similar, anyone who has ever been to her house will mention to you how filthy and smelly it is. I have been there once, but never again. I am some what of a neat freak, a messy house is forgivable, but a filthy smelly unhygienic house is not.
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    I bet her vag smells like a old gym sock stuffed with week old warm tuna salad.



    Anyone eating then reading that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    I bet her vag smells like a old gym sock stuffed with week old warm tuna salad.



    Anyone eating then reading that?
    I consider myself to have a very sensitive nose that is easily upset but I am yet to come across a Vag that did not smell inviting....Im no Casanova but Iv had my fair share of conquests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mick86 View Post
    I consider myself to have a very sensitive nose that is easily upset but I am yet to come across a Vag that did not smell inviting....Im no Casanova but Iv had my fair share of conquests.
    The consider your self lucky. A nasty vag will linger in you nose for weeks.
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    lol at this thread. I couldn't do it. I dated a girl who had a cat. The cats shit box was in her bedroom. I hit it a few times but eventually lost interest due to the putrid piss scent
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    I bet her vag smells like a old gym sock stuffed with week old warm tuna salad.



    Anyone eating then reading that    ?
    Dude, not cool. I almost lost 9 oz of steak from this.
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    HAHAHA you guys are hilarious!!!
    Lucky i was sorta drunk when we did it.. cause i dont remember her vag smelling like anything but beer.....
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    dirty girl!

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    I wonder if he licked the crust off her sandwish. lol
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    Hope you didnt sit on the can!!!

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    Bahaha this thread is random. Btw shifty_git everyone knows that you cant get crabs from the toilet seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    i walked in the house and it smelt like pee!! nasty as all hell (apparently she just lets her dog pee and poop in the house).. so I then sleep with her (hey its p*ssy what can I say)..
    Damn, it must have been like years since you got any 'cause most guys would've bailed.

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    that reminds me one of the "friends" episode
    Yep - "The One Where Ross Dates the Dirty Girl" with Rebecca Romijn. Classic!

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    The consider your self lucky. A nasty vag will linger in you nose for weeks.
    What'd you do? Trip and fall face-first into a rancid cooch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mick86 View Post
    Bahaha this thread is random. Btw shifty_git everyone knows that you cant get crabs from the toilet seat.
    But what about from a girl that lives in those type of conditions?

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