Bacon

[Kratos]

So you saying you masturbate over bacon 3 times a day?

I don't know what it is about bacon that gets people going. In middle school there was this kid that got caught in the stall while chanting "bacon, bacon, bacon, whipped cream, whipped cream." We just called him bacon after that.

So good, but so bad for you, like 150 cals a slice. And who eats 1 peice of bacon? It's like lays potato chips, you gotta have at least 2 or 3.

[shifty_git]

I don't know what it is about bacon that gets people going. In middle school there was this kid that got caught in the stall while chanting "bacon, bacon, bacon, whipped cream, whipped cream." We just called him bacon after that.

So good, but so bad for you, like 150 cals a slice. And who eats 1 peice of bacon? It's like lays potato chips, you gotta have at least 2 or 3.

ha ha ha - omg, thats the funniest thing i've heard for ages!!!!

im ganna jerk off in a min chanting 'bacon, bacon, bacon' n see how dirty it makes me feel!!!

[FallenWyvern]

I don't know what it is about bacon that gets people going. In middle school there was this kid that got caught in the stall while chanting "bacon, bacon, bacon, whipped cream, whipped cream." We just called him bacon after that.

For a second there, I thought I was reading a voiceofreason post.