If I was young, I would never allow myself to get dumped...

Girl: I want to break up!
Me: Gee, that's funny I was just coming to say the same thing to you because I have been talking to a few freinds and I want to expand my horizon w/ someother people that are more sensitive to my needs....
Girl: I hate you!
Me:

At a minimum it was a mutual agreement....

j/k, but it sounds good doesn't it?