Joke time

[G4R]

There was a new elementary teacher who was trying to introduce herself to her class on the first day of school in Kansas City.
"Hi kids, my name is Mrs. Stevens. I just wanted everyone to know, I am a huge Chiefs fan, who in here are Chiefs fans?"
All the kids except for one raised their hands.
"What is your name little boy, and why don't you like the Chiefs?"
"My name is Tommy, and I am a Broncos fan"
"Why in world are you a Broncos fan?" asked the Teacher
"Well, my Mom is a Broncos fan, and my Dad is a Broncos fan, so, I am a Broncos fan" said the little boy.
"Just because your parents are Bronco fans doesn't mean you have to be. What if your Dad was a crack head gun-runner, and your mother was a meth addicted whore? What then?"
"Well, then it sounds like I would be a Raider fan"

[RangersLTW]

There was a new elementary teacher who was trying to introduce herself to her class on the first day of school in Kansas City.
"Hi kids, my name is Mrs. Stevens. I just wanted everyone to know, I am a huge Chiefs fan, who in here are Chiefs fans?"
All the kids except for one raised their hands.
"What is your name little boy, and why don't you like the Chiefs?"
"My name is Tommy, and I am a Broncos fan"
"Why in world are you a Broncos fan?" asked the Teacher
"Well, my Mom is a Broncos fan, and my Dad is a Broncos fan, so, I am a Broncos fan" said the little boy.
"Just because your parents are Bronco fans doesn't mean you have to be. What if your Dad was a crack head gun-runner, and your mother was a meth addicted whore? What then?"
"Well, then it sounds like I would be a Raider fan"

LMAO