What? Do they slap a piece of bread on either side of a cow dipped in gold dust?Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
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What? Do they slap a piece of bread on either side of a cow dipped in gold dust?
I feel accomplished
some people have more money than brains
caviar doesn't go with pizza, it should be cold
I feel accomplished
thunder thunder thundercats hhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i've more than doubled my posts in this one in the last couple days.....u guys are the ones that are gonna be gunned for
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
so my one ex who i still bang on occasion texted me after work yesterday. so we hung out at TGI FRIDAys with a bunch of ppl she works with. and when she was in the bathroom this one girl who is friends with my ex comes over and asked if me and my ex are back together. i said no. so she said heres my number. so i gave her mine. she texted me this morning asking if i wanted to go to a pool party with her. hmm, she has massive tits. nice little body. and will be all wet and drippy with water. but i already have plans with this other chick to go to downtown philly.
my dilema is.. what to do. what to do?
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Wifey coming home at lunchtime to help me bathe. Gonna get some too! I'm such a hornbag I tried havin sex the night I had the surgery, couldn't cum though.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
so i'm eating like 15 egg whites....4 whole eggs.....8 oz of ground turkey....an onion.....a bunch of cheese and salsa all together in an omelet thingy
I feel accomplished
I found a used condom on the bedroom floor this morning, except I didn't get any last night, I'm just a slob
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
haha, reminds me of me. last winter i had the flu. i mean 105 degree temp. couldnt eat, couldnt move my body hurt so bad. but i was horny. so my ex fiance started giving me head. i wanted more so we had sex. i felt like i was dying. my whole body and head were pounding and in pain. but it felt so good at the same time. i didnt stop. it took me forever to cum. and afterwards i wanted to die. lol
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Flip a coin Dukki
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yummy
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
tails
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
you know i can't help you.......that's like so crazy that more than one girl would want me that i can't even comprehend
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
dirty boy. thats why i dont use condoms. i just use anus'sI found a used condom on the bedroom floor this morning, except I didn't get any last night, I'm just a slob
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I had to stop taking the vicodin, only took a couple but made me feel sick. I switched to darvocet and its much better, pain is less and not sick! perfect.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
haha. well just put yourself in my position and try and think of it that way
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
it is yummy...now to get ready for gym and then head on home
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
my brain doesn't get past the part where the girl gives me her number......utterly incomprehensible
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
yea, vicodin made me feel the same way. so i switched to whiskey. much better
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
oh you poor little man.
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You're funny Ruhl! lol
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
ummm if da anus ain't properly prepped first that could lead to bigger messes than used condom.....
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I think Jack Daniels should come with a coupon for bail!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm to the point where i'm so big they don't like me?? i dunno....only thing i can figure.....i don't even think i get looks.....and NO i'm not ugly goddamnit....
oh you poor little man.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i drank that once and i didn't go to jail........i think i drank like most of a fifth too
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I refuse to believe that! Come to Miami and you'll get tail everyday! I'll see to it personally.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i just may move there when i'm out of college.......depends but i LOVE it there and florida in general
I feel accomplished
what's the point of being big then?
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
do you make eye contact and smile? thats a big thing
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When I used to drink Jack, someone was going to the hospital and someone was going to jail. I've visited both! Thats one of the reasons I don't drink.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
hmm, you live in miami eh?? well im tryin to come down to jacksonville sometime this winter.. ill have to make a stop and see ya.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i'm up 25% on my double short oil etf......i dunno should i sell it?????
I feel accomplished
red bull and vodka if I drink enough should come with bail money
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
ummm knowing that you can crush the bones of all that stand against you to dust......
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Just let me know, I'll give you my number.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
no.....well....sometimes i guess.....but usually i just don't even let 'em see me lookin at 'em.....don't wanna get smacked or something...
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Always a plus!
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
gol damn my legz are sore......****in squats lol
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I think my fighting days are over.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
into glory we shall ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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