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    good year to be single

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    Whoot Whoot!!

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    Let me know when you want details of my last sexual endeavor

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ahh, its bad barbie. ill have to remember that.
    haha, I'd comment but I'm not allowed

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha, I'd comment but I'm not allowed
    well look whos back, whats up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    well look whos back, whats up
    oh not too much, back in st pete for a night, soon I'll disappear for awhile again

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    oh not too much, back in st pete for a night, soon I'll disappear for awhile again
    later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    later
    aw =/ well I'll be on tonight and some of tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    aw =/ well I'll be on tonight and some of tomorrow
    ok, lol, im hyper as hell, shouldn't taken so much caffeine before my cardio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    ok, lol, im hyper as hell, shouldn't taken so much caffeine before my cardio
    haha im so sleepyyy i wish i had energy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha im so sleepyyy i wish i had energy
    if you weren't so far away i'd give you some of mine, lol, shit i've got about 1000g of it, though most of that is in a special solution i made that is sweet for doing cardio, i never run out of energy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    if you weren't so far away i'd give you some of mine, lol, shit i've got about 1000g of it, though most of that is in a special solution i made that is sweet for doing cardio, i never run out of energy
    I'm using the little energy I have to research helios. I never even heard of them until your post. Hmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    I'm using the little energy I have to research helios. I never even heard of them until your post. Hmmmm
    so have you found some info yet, if you were interested you could've just pmed me, though good luck finding any, its a pain to locate a good source of it, unless you know someone.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    so have you found some info yet, if you were interested you could've just pmed me, though good luck finding any, its a pain to locate a good source of it, unless you know someone.....
    eh I found a good thread
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=331712

    and googled sub q injects

    but thats all I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    eh I found a good thread
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=331712

    and googled sub q injects

    but thats all I know.
    well that thread basically sums it up, now that i think of it there are a couple other spot reduction things, but thats the most safe and known one

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Let me know when you want details of my last sexual endeavor
    Umm, no thank U!

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    2 nights ago, went at it for about 45 mins with the mrs. probably the best i've ever had

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    2 nights ago, went at it for about 45 mins with the mrs. probably the best i've ever had
    Forget the cardio, just rely on the sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    Forget the cardio, just rely on the sex
    funny you mention it, during it I was thinking to myself "well, this is my cardio for the weekend"

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    I just woke up from an afternoon nap. The rain was pouring outside and I had afternoon wood. The Mrs. obliged.

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    I just got laid, whoop whoop! Recently out of a relationship, so it's nice to bag some new ass. God I miss being single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DNoMac View Post
    I just got laid, whoop whoop! Recently out of a relationship, so it's nice to bag some new ass. God I miss being single.
    Congrats! I need some tang

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    not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.
    hmmm....the i just got a blowjob thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.
    Did she earn the starting spot?

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    Getting blowjobs rules. No shame in that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    good to see you are feeling better LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    yea you did hang with J today didnt ya? guess you got laid

    i dont want to hear it when it all goes to shit on you again.

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    me + blonde haired, blue eyed, DD breasted 23 year old chick + last night = i just got laid

    and!!

    me + 19 y/o brunette with no titties + this morning = i just got laid this morning.

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    oh and i have lil miss squirter coming over tonight, i swear to buddah that if she squirts in my mouth again, ill donkey punch her so hard, she'll forget her name

    just kidding ladies... i love you all!! hehehe
    Last edited by Dukkit; 08-20-2008 at 07:51 AM.

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    Dukki you're a cvnt...
    P.S if she gets you in the mouth,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    Dukki you're a cvnt...
    P.S if she gets you in the mouth,
    i stuck it in this chicks pooper on sunday night. damn it was the best butt sex ive had with a girl.

    but your right. if she squirts at me. im pokin her so deep in her booty, ill bend her back out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    me + blonde haired, blue eyed, DD breasted 23 year old chick + last night = i just got laid

    and!!

    me + 19 y/o brunette with no titties + this morning = i just got laid this morning.

    One8nine wins. He just got laid by a blonde haired, blue eyed, 32DD, 24" waisted, 39" asses, sorority chick.
    But it's not a one time thing...

    It's whenever he wants it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    One8nine wins. He just got laid by a blonde haired, blue eyed, 32DD, 24" waisted, 39" asses, sorority chick.
    But it's not a one time thing...

    It's whenever he wants it.
    ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

    but its alright. guys anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

    but its alright. guys anyways
    well the great Jim Cramer does say that diversification is the only free lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i stuck it in this chicks pooper on sunday night. damn it was the best butt sex ive had with a girl.

    but your right. if she squirts at me. im pokin her so deep in her booty, ill bend her back out.
    i would die a happy man if that ever happens to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

    but its alright. guys anyways
    Aha!
    But see..


    He's not stuck, we're not married.
    If he doesn't want it, he just has to say 'bye'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    Aha!
    But see..


    He's not stuck, we're not married.
    If he doesn't want it, he just has to say 'bye'
    but i dont even have to say bye. i dont have to do jack shit. so yet again. i win. suck it up and walk it off.. .loser hahahahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i would die a happy man if that ever happens to me
    haha come visit me and ill introduce ya

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