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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    she looks good. But then again why does he have to pic. Bang them both
    that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me



    you dumbass. if they wanted to get married, they wouldn't be on craigslist looking to put out

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    And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

    I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

    I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

    I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

    I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.
    she is a little hottie

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    she is a little hottie
    she looks hot yeah, jail bait? something smells of living with toothless morbidly obese parents in a trailer with flea-ridden dogs, eatin spam and pork rinds, teenage daughter screaming back and forth at her parents something about it's her life if she wants to hook up and not use birth control, then running to her room crying and slamming the door while dad scratches his ass and mom let's rip a loud one as the show case showdown breaks to a Mr. Clean commercial---

    but then maybe i'm reading too much into the pic....

    hit it RUHL!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    she looks hot yeah, jail bait? something smells of living with toothless morbidly obese parents in a trailer with flea-ridden dogs, eatin spam and pork rinds, teenage daughter screaming back and forth at her parents something about it's her life if she wants to hook up and not use birth control, then running to her room crying and slamming the door while dad scratches his ass and mom let's rip a loud one as the show case showdown breaks to a Mr. Clean commercial---

    but then maybe i'm reading too much into the pic....

    hit it RUHL!!!!!!!!!
    you got all that out of that pic?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    she looks hot yeah, jail bait? something smells of living with toothless morbidly obese parents in a trailer with flea-ridden dogs, eatin spam and pork rinds, teenage daughter screaming back and forth at her parents something about it's her life if she wants to hook up and not use birth control, then running to her room crying and slamming the door while dad scratches his ass and mom let's rip a loud one as the show case showdown breaks to a Mr. Clean commercial---

    but then maybe i'm reading too much into the pic....

    hit it RUHL!!!!!!!!!
    You go back to your wife! He'll check ID so he doesn't end up with a case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    And there was candidate #4 in the spam box for some reason. I missed that one. She was actually #1 but we'll call her #4 because I found her email 4th:

    I'm looking for a man, not a boy - is he willing to have some fun :-)

    I do not want a relationship or any kind of commitment! Here is my pic and yes that is really me. I'll give you my myspace for pics if he's cute.
    ohhhhh she's hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    ohhhhh she's hot
    i think we have a winner. make us proud

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post



    you dumbass. if they wanted to get married, they wouldn't be on craigslist looking to put out
    damn you type faster then me

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    that just seems mean spirited to me....what if one likes me
    you need to loosen up bro.your getting way ahead of things. i think this is your major problem. your not in a relationship and these girls are willing to hook up. That's what they are looking for. They arent replying to a post about a guy looking for marriage

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    you need to loosen up bro.your getting way ahead of things. i think this is your major problem. your not in a relationship and these girls are willing to hook up. That's what they are looking for. They arent replying to a post about a guy looking for marriage
    my brain doesn't understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    my brain doesn't understand
    make it. Girls like sex too. not all want a romantic relationship and a commitment.

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    Yeah Ruhl, don't be crying on their shoulders and sending them flowers and shit. Just go beat the hell out of the ***** and go the hell home. Don't call her ever again unless she tells you to.

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    I want one of them to post in here. THAT would be awesome. Both post now and after so we can verify what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    Yeah Ruhl, don't be crying on their shoulders and sending them flowers and shit. Just go beat the hell out of the ***** and go the hell home. Don't call her ever again unless she tells you to.
    ROTFLMFAO SHIT!

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