'Official Postwhore Thread'

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Oh just went out to the club danced with like a couple of black girls, one engaged chick and a married chick but all in good fun. Tonight was crazy has usual

haha nice, got that ghetto booty. bootylicious stuff right there

[Reed]

and are you cooking now?

Yes ma'am. Defrosting the chicken and cooking in oats and all that good stuff. What are you doing hot stuff??

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

My roommates are having really loud sex but it doesnt sound normal in any way whatsoever

wtf???


maybe u should check on them

[Reed]

haha nice, got that ghetto booty. bootylicious stuff right there

Yes sir, HP know what I like and its that big old boottay !!!!! haha

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I ****ing loved that movie.
hey have you ever seen heavyweights?

negative. Should I see it?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Yes ma'am. Defrosting the chicken and cooking in oats and all that good stuff. What are you doing hot stuff??

lol @ 3 in the morning?

am I the only one who eats oreos @ 3 in the morning?

[hotpink]

Yes ma'am. Defrosting the chicken and cooking in oats and all that good stuff. What are you doing hot stuff??

haha I knew it. Not much just chillin

[hotpink]

lol @ 3 in the morning?

am I the only one who eats oreos @ 3 in the morning?

one of my 'guilty pleasures' is eating oreos...with peanut butter or salsa. and i only do that when im drunk bc im usually a health freak haha no you arent the only one.

[hotpink]

negative. Should I see it?

haha yeah just so you can see me when I was 5, I was an extra in that movie

[Reed]

lol @ 3 in the morning?

am I the only one who eats oreos @ 3 in the morning?

Oh yeah I stay murdering that food. I don't really even pay attention that much to what I eat has long as I eat 8 times a day but its usually it always good food but I got a crazy good metabolism and even swell up on candy and shit but don't tell anyone else that. haha jk jk kinda.....

[Reed]

haha I knew it. Not much just chillin

Did you work tonight and make your money?????

[hotpink]

I thought of it bc Ben Stiller is in it

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

one of my 'guilty pleasures' is eating oreos...with peanut butter or salsa. and i only do that when im drunk bc im usually a health freak haha no you arent the only one.

salsa??? lawlzzzzzzzzzzz haha

peanut butter mmmmmmmm gonna have to try that.


Im glad your joining me in my oreo sexcapade

[hotpink]

Did you work tonight and make your money?????

I did. But most importantly I met a guy and I'm really excited about it. I never really meet guys I actually like

[Reed]

Well i don't feel to bad about cheating as long as I'm not the only one

[hotpink]

salsa??? lawlzzzzzzzzzzz haha

peanut butter mmmmmmmm gonna have to try that.


Im glad your joining me in my oreo sexcapade

I know it sounds weird but you should try it. I think I discovered it years ago when I used to be a pothead. I was a munchie master.

[Reed]

I did. But most importantly I met a guy and I'm really excited about it. I never really meet guys I actually like

Well good for you young lady, do your thang girl. Wish you lived down the street so I could holla at all that

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

haha yeah just so you can see me when I was 5, I was an extra in that movie

wait, your joking right? lol...


Ben Stiller is the shizzz

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I did. But most importantly I met a guy and I'm really excited about it. I never really meet guys I actually like

ooohhhhhh, so you dont actually like me huh? How long were you planning on playing this game for sweetheart?

[hotpink]

wait, your joking right? lol...


Ben Stiller is the shizzz

Nope so serioussss

[Reed]

Sorry guessed I interrupted. haha

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Nope so serioussss

sweet. So if I watch it, just look for the little fat girl?

[hotpink]

ooohhhhhh, so you dont actually like me huh? How long were you planning on playing this game for sweetheart?

IRL silly. You're under my love category for internet

[hotpink]

sweet. So if I watch it, just look for the little fat girl?

hahaha no I was actually a stick back in the day

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Sorry guessed I interrupted. haha

hahaha you interrupted nothing. She is a lie and a cheat.

[hotpink]

hahaha you interrupted nothing. She is a lie and a cheat.

haha

[Reed]

hahaha you interrupted nothing. She is a lie and a cheat.

Yeah Yeah you love it homie

[hotpink]

don't hate the playa hate the game baby

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

IRL silly. You're under my love category for internet

heck ya!! I feel honored and special


time to celebrate


with oreos w/ peanut butter

[Reed]

don't hate the playa hate the game baby

No hate I love the game BTW

[hotpink]

heck ya!! I feel honored and special


time to celebrate


with oreos w/ peanut butter

DO NOT forget the milk. especially with the peanut butter.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I know it sounds weird but you should try it. I think I discovered it years ago when I used to be a pothead. I was a munchie master.

well, that sounds genius. Afterall, you were a master

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

DO NOT forget the milk. especially with the peanut butter.

welllllll exxxxxcuse me for not being a level 23 munchie master.


so, spread pb on oreo, dunk in milk???

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

don't hate the playa hate the game baby

[hotpink]

welllllll exxxxxcuse me for not being a level 23 munchie master.


so, spread pb on oreo, dunk in milk???

yes. but you don't even have to dunk if you don't feel like being too risky. But without the milk, you will really hate PB MOUTH!!

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

haha Im hilarious

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

yes. but you don't even have to dunk if you don't feel like being too risky. But without the milk, you will really hate PB MOUTH!!

Oh,, Im risky


haha, Once, I tried eating a whole jar of pb with nothing to drink. Yeah, that didnt go to well


I thought I was about to die



On a side note, if you ever rob a house and they have a dog. Just feed it an extra pb sandwich. it wont be barking

[hotpink]

Oh,, Im risky


haha, Once, I tried eating a whole jar of pb with nothing to drink. Yeah, that didnt go to well


I thought I was about to die



On a side note, if you ever rob a house and they have a dog. Just feed it an extra pb sandwich. it wont be barking

For money haha, or just for fun? and good advice I will definitely have to remember that.

[hotpink]

ayyyyyyyoooooooooooooo im tired of using technologyyyyyyyy

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

For money haha, or just for fun? and good advice I will definitely have to remember that.

I thought it was for fun, but it didn't turn out too fun. I love pb, but I guess not that much. but...but....


milk and pb is like heaven