'Official Postwhore Thread'

[oneshot]

Last night it was buffalo meat, sweet pot and salad after the club but this time I had a few drinks but as soon as I was out the club I ran to the car and chugged my whey with extra glutamine and extra BCAA's that I brought along. The girl I was walking home was looking at me like WTF is wrong with you.

hahahahaha! ive been there more than a few times. if they got a problem with it then fvck em

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Last night it was buffalo meat, sweet pot and salad after the club but this time I had a few drinks but as soon as I was out the club I ran to the car and chugged my whey with extra glutamine and extra BCAA's that I brought along. The girl I was walking home was looking at me like WTF is wrong with you.

you crack me up with your food and ladies stories

[hotpink]

must have been a good party then. fill us in

Well well, I started drinking sangria while we were getting ready. Took 4 jello shots, then went to tailgate. After came back home and did a few shots. Only had a beer and then went to this bar called the Library, had a pitcher. Then went to the party and drank more beer. Wow how did I not realize I was drinking so muchhhh bleh. And all I had time to eat was 2 eggs and a piece of toast in the am

[oneshot]

haha cool. Never played rugby, just a lot of football.
And those really sore days suuuucccckkked

nothing against football, but play one rugby game and you will think football is easy as cake. ive always been a football fan and played in hs, but after playing rugby you can never look at football the same again

[Reed]

hahahahaha! ive been there more than a few times. if they got a problem with it then fvck em

Oh yeah, its the only way to go out, gotta prep for the night. I got this smoking hot red head and I started texting her last night and she was talking like she wanted me take her out and to the gym then all of sudden some dude text me asking why I was talking to her. I was like 'My bad, was that your girl' never got a reply though.

[Reed]

Well well, I started drinking sangria while we were getting ready. Took 4 jello shots, then went to tailgate. After came back home and did a few shots. Only had a beer and then went to this bar called the Library, had a pitcher. Then went to the party and drank more beer. Wow how did I not realize I was drinking so muchhhh bleh. And all I had time to eat was 2 eggs and a piece of toast in the am

Damn girl you tore it down, I would have died. I was feeling tipsy and wobbling off my three gin and tonic drinks. I'm a lightweight baby!!!

[scibble]

you just know they called it the Library just so people could say "really i spent the whole evening at 'the Library'" .

[Reed]

Sup Scibble

[hotpink]

you just know they called it the Library just so people could say "really i spent the whole evening at 'the Library'" .

haha exactly

[Phate]

Well well, I started drinking sangria while we were getting ready. Took 4 jello shots, then went to tailgate. After came back home and did a few shots. Only had a beer and then went to this bar called the Library, had a pitcher. Then went to the party and drank more beer. Wow how did I not realize I was drinking so muchhhh bleh. And all I had time to eat was 2 eggs and a piece of toast in the am

been there with the alcohol poisoning, i actually drank so much i lowered my body's pH, almost died from it, but i drank more than most people do in a month and it was my stupidity

[oneshot]

you just know they called it the Library just so people could say "really i spent the whole evening at 'the Library'" .

haha, how clever.

[scibble]

but pinky, you didn't tell us why it was so WORTH it?

[Reed]

Man I feel like a playa this weekend I gotta stop and get me a girl.

[hotpink]

I had so much fun! But I could have hung out with the guy I met instead and watched the uf game buttttt I already had plans. I'm wishin I would have done that though because I wouldnt be feeling like shit right now

[Phate]

I had so much fun! But I could have hung out with the guy I met instead and watched the uf game buttttt I already had plans. I'm wishin I would have done that though because I wouldnt be feeling like shit right now

then there must be stages of alcohol poisoning, cause how i was feeling from drinking was so bad i haven't drank since then, and that was a long while ago

[scibble]

I had so much fun! But I could have hung out with the guy I met instead and watched the uf game buttttt I already had plans. I'm wishin I would have done that though because I wouldnt be feeling like shit right now

you hydratin' ??

[hotpink]

then there must be stages of alcohol poisoning, cause how i was feeling from drinking was so bad i haven't drank since then, and that was a long while ago

I don't know. I felt like shit all day. I couldn't move. And I tried drinking water but every time I did, I would just throw it back up. I finally got home and forced myself to eat. I still feel like complete shit but so much better

[hotpink]

you hydratin' ??

good ol' gatorade

[scibble]

I don't know. I felt like shit all day. I couldn't move. And I tried drinking water but every time I did, I would just throw it back up. I finally got home and forced myself to eat. I still feel like complete shit but so much better

be careful, death is great for cutting, but the bulkups are rough

[Phate]

I don't know. I felt like shit all day. I couldn't move. And I tried drinking water but every time I did, I would just throw it back up. I finally got home and forced myself to eat. I still feel like complete shit but so much better

sounds a bit like me, forgot to mention i drank around 80 shots that i remember, and when trying to hydrate drank a bottle of water with 5grams or so of caffeine in it

basically i was a 200lb drunk bunny on crack trying to figure out who i was and why everyone was moving so slow

[scibble]

reminds me of the ole "century club"--that one definitely ought to be illegal.

[Phate]

good ol' gatorade

gatorade is shvt, v8 has 8x the electrolytes as well as vitamins and minerals that have been leeched from your body due to alcohol, mix that with some slow release protein and bcaas and you are good to go

[Reed]

sounds a bit like me, forgot to mention i drank around 80 shots that i remember, and when trying to hydrate drank a bottle of water with 5grams or so of caffeine in it

basically i was a 200lb drunk bunny on crack trying to figure out who i was and why everyone was moving so slow

80 shots!!!!!! I don't see how you didn't die if thats even possible.

[hotpink]

sounds a bit like me, forgot to mention i drank around 80 shots that i remember, and when trying to hydrate drank a bottle of water with 5grams or so of caffeine in it

basically i was a 200lb drunk bunny on crack trying to figure out who i was and why everyone was moving so slow

I woke up on the bathroom floor haha

[Reed]

Man I'ma super lighweight

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

The Library.


So when college kids use the credit card, their mommies and daddies think they were at the library


but in the meantime...

[Phate]

80 shots!!!!!! I don't see how you didn't die if thats even possible.

i don't remember this, but apparently i went through almost a gallon of everclear that night, and i'm not bragging, cause that's just stupid, but my bro kody said that's what happened and he doesn't lie

[hotpink]

gatorade is shvt, v8 has 8x the electrolytes as well as vitamins and minerals that have been leeched from your body due to alcohol, mix that with some slow release protein and bcaas and you are good to go

I know, I hate gatorade. My roommate got the wrong one but she bought it for me and I'm too lazy to head out to the store.

[scibble]

i don't remember this, but apparently i went through almost a gallon of everclear that night, and i'm not bragging, cause that's just stupid, but my bro kody said that's what happened and he doesn't lie

i could only imagine a survival outcome if you were a serious alky to begin with...

[Phate]

I woke up on the bathroom floor haha

oh shit, we should start a trade your drunk stories thread

one time i woke up naked, in somebody's house(i still don't know who), with a random chick(she was really hot though), and my bro kody was on the floor naked beside me with some other random girl, that morning was....interesting to say the least

[Reed]

i don't remember this, but apparently i went through almost a gallon of everclear that night, and i'm not bragging, cause that's just stupid, but my bro kody said that's what happened and he doesn't lie

Either your lucky or like most younger dudes they tend to exaggerate how much they drink. A gallon of everclear is just insane, if for real you did that you got really lucky

[Phate]

i could only imagine a survival outcome if you were a serious alky to begin with...

not quite, but i have a condition(i guess that's the best way to describe it) that allows me to take huge amounts of alcohol, medications, supplements, whatever with very little effect hence the fact that i can take over 300mcg of clen for weeks on end and get no sides at all

[oneshot]

oh shit, we should start a trade your drunk stories thread

this could be interesting

[hotpink]

oh shit, we should start a trade your drunk stories thread

one time i woke up naked, in somebody's house(i still don't know who), with a random chick(she was really hot though), and my bro kody was on the floor naked beside me with some other random girl, that morning was....interesting to say the least

haha seriously should start a thread. I have a lot of good stories

[Phate]

Either your lucky or like most younger dudes they tend to exaggerate how much they drink. A gallon of everclear is just insane, if for real you did that you got really lucky

no idea, i've only been drunk like that maybe three or four times in my life total, and i'm going off of what my friends told me afterwards cause i don't trust my memory of that night

but i did get very lucky, and i don't drink at all anymore

[oneshot]

haha seriously should start a thread. I have a lot of good stories

might as well keep it in this thread since it will be pretty much the same people posting in it

[Phate]

haha seriously should start a thread. I have a lot of good stories

i think my best stories are when i was just havin' fun and not drunk, cause i have to be able to remember the story to put it in a thread

[Bojangles69]

all i did was watch football and homework all day

J.. E.. T.. S.....

Jets Jets Jets!!

[Nicotine]

I dont drink.

i did a few times when i was young. they day i hit 19 (canadian legal age), i lost all interest.

i got DRUNK like, 3x.... hated it. i fail to see why people like feeling like shit...

if i wanna feel like shit, i'll go order 2 double quarter pounders from mcdonalds.....

but then i feel good again, when i have a massive shit

[oneshot]

one of my worst nights was waking up in my bed in the morning. my first thought was "jesus i feel like shit". my next thought was "hey i made it to my bed at least." third thought "damnit im still wearing my shoes and clothes." forth thought "fvck im lying in a bed full of puke." and is red and chunky