'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

i think i may be in trouble.

math chick was talking about us having sex and said... "when we make love"

uh oh.

[KatsMeow]

ok, i'm going to take a shower....be back later

[mex83]

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trader

I know I know im sorry..... but dont worry I can still lick the salt off your six pack while taking a shot of patron that will never change...... pinky promise.

[Dukkit]

whores

dude!!!!!


wheres my car?

[shifty_git2]

BigSexy you might be needing that kayak after all.

Bigsexy on a practice run yesterday..........

[Dukkit]

Bigsexy on a practice run yesterday..........

haha, i knew i missed shifty!!!

[Kratos]

hellllooooo.....kratos

thanks for signing off last night, then I get lonely and that 19 year old girl im's me and I decide im'ing back is a good idea.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Bigsexy on a practice run yesterday..........

Stalker!!!



okay, Im out

[mex83]

i think i may be in trouble.

math chick was talking about us having sex and said... "when we make love"

uh oh.

ohhh no she is a "we" chick red flag my friend red big fcuking flag there...

[Skully44420]

i think i may be in trouble.

math chick was talking about us having sex and said... "when we make love"

uh oh.

well....maybe she is the one LOL

[Dukkit]

Stalker!!!



okay, Im out

keep us informed!

[Kratos]

i think i may be in trouble.

math chick was talking about us having sex and said... "when we make love"

uh oh.

haha she wuves you

[Skully44420]

dude!!!!!


wheres my car?

I don't know dude...where's your car? LOL

[Dukkit]

thanks for signing off last night, then I get lonely and that 19 year old girl im's me and I decide im'ing back is a good idea.

TISK TISK!!

ohhh no she is a "we" chick red flag my friend red big fcuking flag there...

hahaah

well....maybe she is the one LOL

hmmm, i told her that when we get divorced. shes payin my ass alimony. she didnt find it as funny as i

[mex83]

Weird how WM will order airbeds for LA and FL but they never order airbeds or boats from us for TX lol.... hmm interesting.

[Skully44420]

thanks for signing off last night, then I get lonely and that 19 year old girl im's me and I decide im'ing back is a good idea.

so then what happened?

[KatsMeow]

thanks for signing off last night, then I get lonely and that 19 year old girl im's me and I decide im'ing back is a good idea.

sorry buddy,

I was trying to get to bed early. But it still didn't work, I can't freaking sleep at night anymore.

[Dukkit]

im tryin to get her to co-sign with me for a new car.

cuz mine just died.

thank god i live 1 min from my work and gym

[shifty_git2]

seems quiet on here at the mo!

it the wrong time of day for you american fellas? (and ladies!)

[Skully44420]

hmmm, i told her that when we get divorced. shes payin my ass alimony. she didnt find it as funny as i

thats great!! i already told new york that she ain't gettin' shit from me if it goes that far. but i'll be a rich mofo

[Dukkit]

so then what happened?

or as they say...


and den.....and den..... AND DEN!!!

[mex83]

im tryin to get her to co-sign with me for a new car.

cuz mine just died.

thank god i live 1 min from my work and gym

I live 10 mins from work and 15 from the gym haha..

[Skully44420]

fukk i just sneezed allover the screen and keyboard

[Dukkit]

1800 pages of post whoredom!!

[Dukkit]

fukk i just sneezed allover the screen and keyboard

lick it!!

[mex83]

fukk i just sneezed allover the screen and keyboard

Right all of the sudden all of the shite spots that are on the screen and keyboard is from the sneezing right just right uh huh.

[Dukkit]

tinkle time

[KatsMeow]

lick it!!

gross

[Skully44420]

or as they say...


and den.....and den..... AND DEN!!!

you watch that movie lately?

[mex83]

Dukki im like so nervous about DSL bro.....

[Kratos]

one of my good friend's who's a spine surgeon is divorcing his wife...he has to give her their 5 million dollar house, 1 million dollar condo in Vermont and support her lifestyle for the next 10 years and pay child support on their 3 kids.

He told her he wanted a divorce on their 20th wedding aniversery, now that's a cruel joke.

[Skully44420]

hahaha you guys are hilarious. damn i hate allergies, every morning i wake up i'm all stuffed up and eyes water like crazy

[KatsMeow]

Why are you nervous mex? Are you going to be putting out on the first date?

[KatsMeow]

one of my good friend's who's a spine surgeon is divorcing his wife...he has to give her their 5 million dollar house, 1 million dollar condo in Vermont and support her lifestyle for the next 10 years and pay child support on their 3 kids.

He told her he wanted a divorce on their 20th wedding aniversery, now that's a cruel joke.

what a jerk for telling her then

[Dukkit]

you watch that movie lately?

nah. not in years actually. just popped in my head

Dukki im like so nervous about DSL bro.....

uh oh. butterflies. it could be something more then a fukk and chukk

[gixxerboy1]

im tryin to get her to co-sign with me for a new car.

cuz mine just died.

thank god i live 1 min from my work and gym

what are you going to get?

[Skully44420]

one of my good friend's who's a spine surgeon is divorcing his wife...he has to give her their 5 million dollar house, 1 million dollar condo in Vermont and support her lifestyle for the next 10 years and pay child support on their 3 kids.

He told her he wanted a divorce on their 20th wedding aniversery, now that's a cruel joke.

damn!!!!

Lawyer: Sir bend over and grab your ankles

[Dukkit]

what are you going to get?

whatever i can afford!! lol

which isnt much

maybe a 1967 Nissan.

lol

[Deltasaurus]

how are the whores doing today

[Ernst]

Good morning whores. Making daddy money?