'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

Yep thats why I dont do the Long Distance thing.... I rather just do the inner state. My boy lives 20 mins away. much better than 2,000 miles lol.

Yeah my brain doesn't wrap around it too well. And I'm a jealous dude so I'd automatically expect that the shit was getting meat-dipped by some other fellas, thus I would be meat-dipping myself. There's tons of chicks out there, unless you were together in person for a year or something first, and then she moved, what the hell is the point?

[Voland]

yeah met her in a chat. just talked to her cause she was a cool person and we got along great. always just chatted on yahoo messenger and then a few months ago she was like "can i call you?" so i was like sure i'm not much of a phone person though. well we talk for hours which is something i don't ever do. then after getting to know each other so well i guess we started having feelings for each other and she asked me to move over there.

But you've meet in person at least once?

[Dukkit]

yeah met her in a chat. just talked to her cause she was a cool person and we got along great. always just chatted on yahoo messenger and then a few months ago she was like "can i call you?" so i was like sure i'm not much of a phone person though. well we talk for hours which is something i don't ever do. then after getting to know each other so well i guess we started having feelings for each other and she asked me to move over there.

and if she leaves him high and dry.... im only a few hours away. he can move in with me.

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[mex83]

what up whores? Whats everyone up to?

What it do baby booo

[WARMachine]

Why is it i feel gross everytime you say hi to me.


hehe

[Skully44420]

Sweet jesus, I figured for a bunch of geared up sexy bitches like the people on this bored, the man whoring would be ample. Why so much sappy dedication? Over 2,000 miles for poon? Holy.

Not trying to be an ass, man, just curious as to how you guys get so crazy about one girl so far away that you don't ATLEAST tap some mangy poon to coast until then.

LOL i don't look like most of the guys on here. i used to be in good shape when i was younger and was always tappin' some poon. well i let myself go and just started working out and trying to get healthy about 7 months ago? still got another 6 months atleast before i'm happy with my body. i haven't tapped any ass in a while to tell you the truth. just because i was in a 2 year relationship with a girl that went to the navy and saw her 2 times in that 2 years. so i'm used to it lol. i guess after so long you just don't care as much?

[Chode Logan]

psh. i sure as hell dont do that. i got too many girls on my hands that live nearby as it is. i cant imagine tryin to keep someone happy whose 2000 miles away.

i guess if its love then go for it. but not for me

Yeah, if it's love. But I'm sorry to say it, love can't exist without spending lots of time with the person in person. So to anyone who says they are in love with someone that they havn't even had a real relationship with yet, well then somethings wrong or it's not real love.

[Deltasaurus]

Love? what that is? LMAO

[Chode Logan]

LOL i don't look like most of the guys on here. i used to be in good shape when i was younger and was always tappin' some poon. well i let myself go and just started working out and trying to get healthy about 7 months ago? still got another 6 months atleast before i'm happy with my body. i haven't tapped any ass in a while to tell you the truth. just because i was in a 2 year relationship with a girl that went to the navy and saw her 2 times in that 2 years. so i'm used to it lol. i guess after so long you just don't care as much?

That's cool dude I'm not trying to make myself sound better than you, just don't really get it that's all.

[mex83]

Why is it i feel gross everytime you say hi to me.


hehe

haha..... cause you are a dirty whore thats why lol.

[Skully44420]

oh, she's the black chick? or is the a different girl?

yeah its the black chick. she will be my first black chick. i told one of my friends that i have known forever, and he started laughing and he's like wow i never would have pictured you with a black chick. he knows how i used to be in my younger years. i was full of hate and ignorance.

[Chode Logan]

Love? what that is? LMAO

[RuhlFreak55]

psh. i sure as hell dont do that. i got too many girls on my hands that live nearby as it is. i cant imagine tryin to keep someone happy whose 2000 miles away.

i guess if its love then go for it. but not for me

that's cuz it's impossible....i know cuz i tried....

[mex83]

Love? what that is? LMAO

something that you just dont mix in drinks and you get it..... wouldnt that be the shitss though lol.

[Chode Logan]

that's cuz it's impossible....i know cuz i tried....

You bring that up a lot eh. Get over it dude there's millions of them out there.

[Voland]

yeah its the black chick. she will be my first black chick. i told one of my friends that i have known forever, and he started laughing and he's like wow i never would have pictured you with a black chick. he knows how i used to be in my younger years. i was full of hate and ignorance.

Sounds about familiar...But i was a smartass LOL

[Deltasaurus]

Is love when you take a drunk girl home from the bar and she pukes every and she says id love you if u cleaned it up then u do and u have sex and u wake up and shes goine. Is this Love?

[RuhlFreak55]

You bring that up a lot eh. Get over it dude there's millions of them out there.

i'm trying.....maybe i'll succeed this year

[Skully44420]

Yeah my brain doesn't wrap around it too well. And I'm a jealous dude so I'd automatically expect that the shit was getting meat-dipped by some other fellas, thus I would be meat-dipping myself. There's tons of chicks out there, unless you were together in person for a year or something first, and then she moved, what the hell is the point?

yeah i'm usually a jealous person too. but she's only been with one guy and is more into her education right now. believe me i never thought i'd do this either, but i guess it just happened.

[Voland]

Love? what that is? LMAO

I'll tell you, when i experience that myself.

[mex83]

Is love when you take a drunk girl home from the bar and she pukes every and she says id love you if u cleaned it up then u do and u have sex and u wake up and shes goine. Is this Love?

Pretty much in a nutshell lol...

[RuhlFreak55]

Is love when you take a drunk girl home from the bar and she pukes every and she says id love you if u cleaned it up then u do and u have sex and u wake up and shes goine. Is this Love?

ummmmmmmmm *speechless*

[Skully44420]

and if she leaves him high and dry.... im only a few hours away. he can move in with me.

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exactly!! i'll just end up going there and me and dukkit will be like the night at the roxbury guys

[Skully44420]

Yeah, if it's love. But I'm sorry to say it, love can't exist without spending lots of time with the person in person. So to anyone who says they are in love with someone that they havn't even had a real relationship with yet, well then somethings wrong or it's not real love.

i'm not in love with her and i don't have those feelings. its more then just me wanting to move there to be with her. i need to get out of the situation i'm in and i want to start a new life. i haven't done good for myself and there just isn't anything here for me. i've lived here all my life.

[mex83]

exactly!! i'll just end up going there and me and dukkit will be like the night at the roxbury guys

And then I can go and visit haha....

[beefjr22]

i wouldnt send her 1000$ for "legal" problems i see that on dateline all the time

[Skully44420]

That's cool dude I'm not trying to make myself sound better than you, just don't really get it that's all.

yeah man thats understandable. most people wouldn't understand, shit i used to think the same way.

[mex83]

i wouldnt send her 1000$ for "legal" problems i see that on dateline all the time

no SHE is sending skully 1000 bucks.

[beefjr22]

or wait is she sending u 1000?

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah man thats understandable. most people wouldn't understand, shit i used to think the same way.

no nobody understands....i just wonder sometimes if the people that say it's not possible were right and she never loved me

[Skully44420]

i wouldnt send her 1000$ for "legal" problems i see that on dateline all the time

LOL!!! no she is sending me $1000

she's legal too

[beefjr22]

oh sorry cant read very well....hey id go for it

[beefjr22]

u should just keep getting her to send u money and quit ur job

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm debating whether i should go buy ant killer after the gym or just keep using 409 on them in a sneak attack

[Voland]

So, Skully, when you move on, you'll be meeting her for the first time. Have you planned anything special?

[Chode Logan]

i'm not in love with her and i don't have those feelings. its more then just me wanting to move there to be with her. i need to get out of the situation i'm in and i want to start a new life. i haven't done good for myself and there just isn't anything here for me. i've lived here all my life.

I hear you bro, I have the urge to flee the scene constantly and start somewhere where I don't run into people I know all the time and get expected to be my old self. I made a lot of friends back when I was a bit younger and got up to some bad stuff.

And yeah, love is horrible. I've been in love before, I was crazy. Jealous, suspicious, always thinking bout the person, generally a mess. It had amazing moments but I've been avoiding it like the plague ever since. There's benefits to being a soul-less prick.

[Chode Logan]

i'm debating whether i should go buy ant killer after the gym or just keep using 409 on them in a sneak attack

How many times did you meet this girl? She told you she loved you?

[mex83]

I hear you bro, I have the urge to flee the scene constantly and start somewhere where I don't run into people I know all the time and get expected to be my old self. I made a lot of friends back when I was a bit younger and got up to some bad stuff.

And yeah, love is horrible. I've been in love before, I was crazy. Jealous, suspicious, always thinking bout the person, generally a mess. It had amazing moments but I've been avoiding it like the plague ever since. There's benefits to being a soul-less prick.

I was like that for almost 2 years lol... finally im opening again to this boy and so far so good.

[Chode Logan]

Ha sorry I quoted the wrong post from you, you get the idea

[Skully44420]

u should just keep getting her to send u money and quit ur job

LOL she's also sending me a contract that i have to sign saying that i won't just take the money and run but i wouldn't do that to her. she is helping me get the hell outta here.