Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

[KingTenderloin]

For me I use a fold system, rip a few sheets off cleanly with a sharp one handed tug, flip it over, make sure i got a nice crease, then go for the gold....
Once i have struck mud, take quick peek down at the masterpiece ive created, throw it in, and over to sink to wash the hands.

[Rugger02]

Good technique.
I've always been more of a free spirit.
Tear a bunch off (How much depends on how clean or messy it felt coming out...)
Wad it up and do my thing while hoping I wadded it well enough to not have left a gap that my middle finger will poke through at an inopportune time.

Repeat till paper shows no trace of poopy.

[Skully44420]

Good technique.
I've always been more of a free spirit.
Tear a bunch off (How much depends on how clean or messy it felt coming out...)
Wad it up and do my thing while hoping I wadded it well enough to not have left a gap that my middle finger will poke through at an inopportune time.

Repeat till paper shows no trace of poopy.

exactly how i do it...and it sucks when your finger pokes through and you feel a hot slippery mess

[JiGGaMaN]

exactly how i do it...and it sucks when your finger pokes through and you feel a hot slippery mess

I told my therapist i had a breakthrough. When he asked to elaborate, i described what you are talking about. It was funny to me.

[RuhlFreak55]

two sheets.....fold together.....wipe....fold in half....wipe again.....at least at home with my pretty good toilet paper anyway

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

Scrunch .

[MuscleScience]

Most of the time I just scrunch it up. But since I am starting to bulk up, my poo's have been ranging from anywhere between a peanut butter shit, which is a never ending whipper or diarrhea. So I just jump in the shower and wash it all out to get err clean....

[KingTenderloin]

Most of the time I just scrunch it up. But since I am starting to bulk up, my poo's have been ranging from anywhere between a peanut butter shit, which is a never ending whipper or diarrhea. So I just jump in the shower and wash it all out to get err clean....

lol i forgot to add that option

[MuscleScience]

lol i forgot to add that option

Yeah what really frustrates me is that sometimes the corn I dont remember eating gets stuck in the drain in the shower. I have to fish it out at times.

[KingTenderloin]

Yeah what really frustrates me is that sometimes the corn I dont remember eating gets stuck in the drain in the shower. I have to fish it out at times.

Haha. Ive never understood that? Maybe u can shed some light for me. Is corn not fully digested or something like why is it always showing up again in the toilet? Does it just go through unbsorbed by the body or what

[MuscleScience]

Haha. Ive never understood that? Maybe u can shed some light for me. Is corn not fully digested or something like why is it always show up again in the toilet? Does it just go through unbsorbed by the body or what

Pretty much the corn kernel is composed of two parts. The outer portion of the pericarp is a type of coat that is seen in all fruit plants. Yes corn is considered a fruit or grass fruit by some. The inner part is called an endocarp. The endocarp is where the starch and the genetic portion of the fruit is held. This is most often what humans absorb and use for nutrients. The outer portion of the pericarp is called the exocarp. The exocarp is composed of basically cellulose and other fiberous compounds that the body can not break down. The same way as we cant break down whole wheat grain all that well.

Chewing smashes out the inner portion allowing for digestion and absorption, the rest is basically bulk forming fiber that comes out as the mysterious floating substance we do not remember eating.

[0tolerance]

i fold...
im a posh kind of person lol.

[Ernst]

I fold it nicely with a certain number of sheets depending on order in which used. It upsets my obsessive-compulsive nature to do it any other way.

[Reed]

Man what the hell. Just crumple and go. Didnt know the TP was so special to some. haha

[scibble]

i do a third method; afterall i have to be different

it's not really a fold nor a wad; folding is too,mmm...pardon the expression, "anal"

wadding increases risk of shit getting on my hand---i guess i am a little anal.

I roll the paper from the roll in one hand around my other hand two or three times, then take the roll off my hand and wipe. this method is not for lovers of paper conservation.

but for purposes of the poll, i guess it's a modified form of a 'fold'.

[Auss11e]

I usually tear off one square and fold it into quarters. Then proceed to wipe.

Oh, and if it's a clean snap! Who needs paper!!!!!!

[Amorphic]

i go through half a roll of tp on heavy protein days lol

[Deltasaurus]

i do both sorta depends on my mood LOL!!!!!!

[Kale]

I had my ass waxed because it was costing me to much in paper. !!!!

[Voland]

fold. i'm a gentleman lol.

[Rugger02]

I had my ass waxed because it was costing me to much in paper. !!!!

LOL Thats hilarious. It's bad when it comes out like one of them Play-Dough spaghetti makers.

[oneshot]

you all are some sick mother fvckers!!! hehehe. fold it all the way. 5-6 sheets folded over a few times for optimal durability, wipe, fold again, wipe again, discard. repeat until tp comes up COMPLETELY clean. and white

[Freakish]

ahhhh so thats what that roll of paper is for....interesting

[mex83]

fold it and throw it in the toilet lol...

[IronReload04]

folding is really lame I think....scrunch, wipe toss

always always always wash the hands....you have to wash the hands....because being that close to shit, just leaves your fingers smelling like that, even with no direct contact

you must wash your hands....if you dont wash your hands after shitting, I hate you.

[redz]

exactly how i do it...and it sucks when your finger pokes through and you feel a hot slippery mess

lol very descriptive.

[firmechicano831]

I like to fold mine nicely. lol

[ghettoboyd]

i guess where running out of topics huh? i guess i should start a do u clip or chew your finger nails thread.........NOT....for the record i fold

[wantmoremass]

determine necessary sheet number based on perceived pastiness/size/velocity/cling factor, and fold. scrunching increases the chance of a finger-penetrating gap - no thank you.

[smokeyd]

fold fold fold, wad it up hell no thats askin to get some shit on you and thats one thing that i never want on me is shit

[importeater91]

i like to make origami with it first...i fold

[RangersLTW]

One sheet and one finger......the ranger fold........lol J/K

[40plusnewbie]

Get some baby wipes to use after you finnish with the toilet paper. That way you don't walk around all day with smears of shit on your ass all day, however thin and small they may be.

I wipe with TP and when clean I wipe with baby wipes to really clean my ass. I'll never go back to just TP.

[needmorestrength]

For me I use a fold system, rip a few sheets off cleanly with a sharp one handed tug, flip it over, make sure i got a nice crease, then go for the gold....
Once i have struck mud, take quick peek down at the masterpiece ive created, throw it in, and over to sink to wash the hands.

Soooooo you only wipe once????????

[KingTenderloin]

Soooooo you only wipe once????????

Nope repeat until no longer necessary

[FallenWyvern]

So, does two ply paper really wipe your ass any better than single ply paper?

[Lemonada8]

i use the bounty ultra strong, 3 sheets all folded over.... wipe and repeat

[JiGGaMaN]

Always fold. Im no godamned barbarian.

[F4iGuy]

The extra ply makes a difference. I rarely shat at the gym but if its necessary they've got the double tp roll, one on top of the other. Each tp roll is 2 ply. I'll pull em out together and do up the 4 ply action.

[MuscleSportMag]

There's artwork involved to clean up a good crap. Folding is key.