'Official Postwhore Thread'

[CSAR]

she had a boy, names brayden

Congratulations! to Earth Brayden!!

[CSAR]

Need to listen to some old rap...Dr. Dre fills the quota...

[CSAR]

Hey, when you see a members name under the heading, "Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread" and some members have a + mark next to their handle, what does that mean?

[Voland]

Hey, when you see a members name under the heading, "Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread" and some members have a + mark next to their handle, what does that mean?

that they are your friends

[Voland]

i just have one friend
thanks C!

[CSAR]

Oh, meesa undastand...

[CSAR]

Landing strip, nacho chip, or full on 70's bush...what's your preference?

[Voland]

hey Csar the linguist, how come i writte a letter to apply as a personal trainer or gym guy without any facts to prove my knowledge other than years of self trial-error and lots of reading? Would that be enough for a normal gym?, not for a hardcore gym where big mofo's train.

[Voland]

Landing strip, nacho chip, or full on 70's bush...what's your preference?

As i don't know what any of those are...and the only thing that sounds failiar is the word nacho i say nachos with wacamole.

[Ernst]

I'm not picky. BTW you forgot "none."
I do remember a super-hottie stripper who had a landing strip. So in honor of her I'll go with that.

[Ernst]

I knew a chick who'd shape it into festive holiday shapes for the appropriate month and color dye accordingly.

[Voland]

no one whoring?

[CSAR]

hey Csar the linguist, how come i writte a letter to apply as a personal trainer or gym guy without any facts to prove my knowledge other than years of self trial-error and lots of reading? Would that be enough for a normal gym?, not for a hardcore gym where big mofo's train.

"How come" means why, as in "How come Dukki gets so much ass?" (Why does Dukki get laid so often.) or "How come Ruhl can't get laid?" (Why doesn't Ruhl get laid more often.)

I'm going to have to assume you mean "How do I write a letter...". The honest answer is, unless you actually have the qualifications and certifications to back up the information presented in your resume, then don't put it in writing. Although most resumes are full of shit, you are legally liable for the information presented in writing, meaning you could be fired or worse.

If you just want to work at a normal gym, get a job as a receptionist or staff member. See if the gym will help you work on your qualifications/certifications to become a personal trainer.

[CSAR]

I'm not picky. BTW you forgot "none."
I do remember a super-hottie stripper who had a landing strip. So in honor of her I'll go with that.

No, I consciously left it off the list, because I have a 4-year-old daughter and the thought of that disgusts me.

But, I concur with you...the landing strip gets my vote.

[CSAR]

I knew a chick who'd shape it into festive holiday shapes for the appropriate month and color dye accordingly.

That's actually kinda hot and gave me a bit of a chub...

[Voland]

"How come" means why, as in "How come Dukki gets so much ass?" (Why does Dukki get laid so often.) or "How come Ruhl can't get laid?" (Why doesn't Ruhl get laid more often.)

I'm going to have to assume you mean "How do I write a letter...". The honest answer is, unless you actually have the qualifications and certifications to back up the information presented in your resume, then don't put it in writing. Although most resumes are full of shit, you are legally liable for the information presented in writing, meaning you could be fired or worse.

If you just want to work at a normal gym, get a job as a receptionist or staff member. See if the gym will help you work on your qualifications/certifications to become a personal trainer.

staff memeber would be fine. "hey don't do pulldowns like that, you look pathetic and this inproper form will lead to injury" I'm a charming guy.

[RuhlFreak55]

when i have a daughter i'm naming her Kahlan.....and she's gonna have green eyes

[BritishColumbian]

Yesterday ay the gym, this huge guy I see all the time, 225 ripped and very strong. After my workout I go outside to my car and he was standing outside SMOKING, I says wow I didnt know you smoked, he says ya , pack a day. WTF, how can someone who smokes be in such awsome shape? does anyone else smoke?

[Skully44420]

Yesterday ay the gym, this huge guy I see all the time, 225 ripped and very strong. After my workout I go outside to my car and he was standing outside SMOKING, I says wow I didnt know you smoked, he says ya , pack a day. WTF, how can someone who smokes be in such awsome shape? does anyone else smoke?

i know a lot of guys that workout and smoke. In my experience it slows down the muscle building process and is not worth it. I just quit smoking about 8 weeks ago and since then i've noticed my muscles repair a lot faster and i have been building better also.

[Skully44420]

when i have a daughter i'm naming her Kahlan.....and she's gonna have green eyes

my first boy will be Constantine Thor...and first girl will be Evangelist Lynn

thats if things workout with Lil Bit...yes she already talked to me about it LOL

[oneshot]

whuddup hoes

[BritishColumbian]

Hay, just a kwik kwestion, I see some people are junior members , new members, anabolic members, senior members, etc.. how is this decided, can you post a link to the rules on this?

[DSM4Life]

holla back

[Voland]

hey whores!

[Voland]

Hay, just a kwik kwestion, I see some people are junior members , new members, anabolic members, senior members, etc.. how is this decided, can you post a link to the rules on this?

You get to those are your post nº go incresccendo.
categories change at +100, +500, +1000, +3000.

[peachfuzz]

morning sluts...

[Voland]

whats up peach

[peachfuzz]

not much my friend, starting my workday on three hours sleep.

you think i should still train tonight? i didnt hit it yesterday either.

[Voland]

not much my friend, starting my workday on three hours sleep.

you think i should still train tonight? i didnt hit it yesterday either.

Well i'm not the best qualified to answer you that question cause i suffer from insomnia and sleep about 5-6 hours if i'm lucky with pills. And i train. So yeah. why not?

[RuhlFreak55]

i ****in hate football games......it's like a dumb**** fest....two separate people tried to cut me off at stop signs before i was a mile from the gym!!!!! rofl they were both in the wrong too and this japanese mutha****a was all givin me the finger and shit and looked like he was gonna try and come through his window.....i just laughed lol

[Voland]

crush them with da hammer!

[Skully44420]

[peachfuzz]

Well i'm not the best qualified to answer you that question cause i suffer from insomnia and sleep about 5-6 hours if i'm lucky with pills. And i train. So yeah. why not?

cuz i find myself asking, "whats more important, sleep, or training?" something doesnt feel right working out without a full nights sleep.

i ****in hate football games......it's like a dumb**** fest....two separate people tried to cut me off at stop signs before i was a mile from the gym!!!!! rofl they were both in the wrong too and this japanese mutha****a was all givin me the finger and shit and looked like he was gonna try and come through his window.....i just laughed lol

that was you. your lucky i dint come through the window at your ass.

[RuhlFreak55]

this is the hammer i was using....well close anyway....this guy actually lives in iceland and has a supercharger and shit on there

[Voland]

gonna grab some dinner. Later guys.

[Voland]

cuz i find myself asking, "whats more important, sleep, or training?" something doesnt feel right working out without a full nights sleep..

you'll get used. Then the day you sleep some quality 8 hours you wont belive how big you lift.

[peachfuzz]

dinner? i just got breakfast.

later skater

[RuhlFreak55]

you'll get used.

i wanna get used by a hot chick

[Voland]

dinner? i just got breakfast.

later skater

Yep its 8,15 pm in Europe (Spain).

[peachfuzz]

the day you sleep some quality 8 hours you wont belive how big you lift.

not gonna hold my breath for that day.