'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Amorphic]

i don't think drunk girls really swoon over muscles.....

flash a smile at any girl in a bar whether they're drunk or sober and if you've got the body and the smile to lure them in, they come.

[Amorphic]

when girls get drunk enough do they get brave and talk to guys of their own volition?

ive had girls come up to me and sit on my lap without even introducing themselves. same with grabbing my hands and pawing them all over their bodies.

alcohol makes girls do crazy shit. i dont condone it all the time but sometimes you need to have some fun. if you're against alcohol, let the drunk girls do the work

[gixxerboy1]

i don't think drunk girls really swoon over muscles.....

yes alot do. I dont know where you get yur assumptions since you really never try much. Your always negative and assume things wont work. Assume the ywill and they will. If you think girls arent gonig to come up to you and the night will suck. You will put off a shitty vibe. And people can sence that

[RuhlFreak55]

ive had girls come up to me and sit on my lap without even introducing themselves. same with grabbing my hands and pawing them all over their bodies.

alcohol makes girls do crazy shit. i dont condone it all the time but sometimes you need to have some fun. if you're against alcohol, let the drunk girls do the work

well even though i've never been to a bar i've been around drunk girls at parties and nothing of the sort has ever happened......cept i got a lap dance once and saw tits, but my friend talked her into it

[RuhlFreak55]

yes alot do. I dont know where you get yur assumptions since you really never try much. Your always negative and assume things wont work. Assume the ywill and they will. If you think girls arent gonig to come up to you and the night will suck. You will put off a shitty vibe. And people can sence that

yea, ur right....dunno that i want to get laid bad enough to put off a positive enough vibe though.....there's a part of me that wants nothing to do with some drunk random hoe

[Amorphic]

well even though i've never been to a bar i've been around drunk girls at parties and nothing of the sort has ever happened......cept i got a lap dance once and saw tits, but my friend talked her into it

so dont let your negative assumptions ruin a potentially good thing. go give something new a try

[smokeyd]

i don't think drunk girls really swoon over muscles.....

yes they do

[RuhlFreak55]

fight with blood, fight with steel, die with honor never yield

[peachfuzz]

oh man ruhl! did you just see that play by georgia? i know your watching you closet fan you.

[Skully44420]

drive by bitches!!!

[RuhlFreak55]

oh man ruhl! did you just see that play by georgia? i know your watching you closet fan you.

? ohhhhh football? no i'm watchin sci-fi....not really watchin though i'm cleaning

[Skully44420]

psshh fukkin ex just called me to see if i wanna come over and hangout..

[RuhlFreak55]

psshh fukkin ex just called me to see if i wanna come over and hangout..

dooo it....i would......no one calls me

[Chode Logan]

Plow her hole Skully!

PS What's up fellas

[Chode Logan]

I just cleared the room eh?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Sup sluts

[RuhlFreak55]

Sup sluts

sup.....i'm cleanin.....kitchen is toooooo dirty

[scibble]

que vacio
que aburrido!

[RuhlFreak55]

que vacio
que aburrido!

meh?

[Skully44420]

dooo it....i would......no one calls me

nahh i don't think i'm going to...its called karma and i don't want it to bite me in the ass like everytime.

[Skully44420]

she keeps calling...guess she really wants the dick...too bad she ain't getting it

[RuhlFreak55]

she keeps calling...guess she really wants the dick...too bad she ain't getting it

this must be why i distance myself from everyone.....i could never say no

[Skully44420]

this must be why i distance myself from everyone.....i could never say no

believe me, i thought about it but was like nah fukk that. its been a long as time since i've gotten laid but it just ain't worth fukking up my plans.

[Skully44420]

you want her ruhl? come to cali and you can have her LOL

[RuhlFreak55]

you want her ruhl? come to cali and you can have her LOL

ohhhhh she looks like she's crazier than i am in bed.....cool nose ring.....always wondered if i'd look good with one....i decided i'd just look like a raging bull and scare people even more though

[Reed]

Whores

[KatsMeow]

drive by.....i'm going to bed

[Skully44420]

sup reed

night kats

[RuhlFreak55]

mmmm found a new porn girl......India Summer.....she cums beautifully

[KingTenderloin]

[RuhlFreak55]

on that note....i'm off to bed....i'm up awfully late lol

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

on that note....i'm off to bed....i'm up awfully late lol

No your not asshat.

[Kratos]

I'm drunk

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I'm drunk

So am I...it's pretty dead here in Postwhoreland.

[Kratos]

back off on the weiner dogs or ill have to come to fl to straighten you out

I love the weiner dogs

[Kratos]

I'm off to a cookout for the night

I give you the middle finger meow

[Kratos]

So am I...it's pretty dead here in Postwhoreland.

I'm 3 sheets to the wind though

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I'm 3 sheets to the wind though

What the hell does that mean?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Anyone here ever homebrew Tren? It's been 4 years for me and I'm rusty as ****. I'm iso some help, DON'T BE SHY NOW WHORES.

[Kratos]

What the hell does that mean?

well, I'm looking at my dog and there are two of her