Favorite Movie Quotes

[jnewton86]

You gonna eat those tots?? napolean dynamite

Tina! eat the food! " "

I say things are gettin pretty serious, we chat online for like 4 hours a day " "

The price is wrong bitch!!! happy gilmore

You aint cool unless u pee your pants! Billy madison

Nudie magazine day! nudie magazine day! Billy madison

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfeast! you eat shit for breakfeast??? i forgot where that one's from

there's a million more from billy madison, the shampoo scene, and where he's chasin the penguin " they'll treat ya real nice and r-e-s-p-e-c-t-a-b-l-e like"

Get out of the road ya f****n virgin!!!!!!!!!! 40 yr old virgin

is it true, if you dont use it, you lose it??? 40 yr old virgin

[KingTenderloin]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfeast! you eat shit for breakfeast??? i forgot where that one's from

Happy Gilmore

[Gaspari1255]

"Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?"

Vincent Gambini