'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

btw methadone, needles, and condoms are free in spain LOL.

[Voland]

sex everyday keeps the doctor away.

sex, my way, everyday will have me looking like this:



And i don't want that. lol

[Ernst]

bad boy...sluting around mexico....lol

I wish. There were lots of whores, but there's not a condom thick enough to nail whores in Tijuana IMO, and my Spanish is limited to the most basic small talk and nobody spoke English (or German-- I was desperate, I tried). I thought in a border town there would be a fair number of people who spoke English. I was wrong. Nothing screws up game like not being able to talk to girls.

[Voland]

I wish. There were lots of whores, but there's not a condom thick enough to nail whores in Tijuana IMO, and my Spanish is limited to the most basic small talk and nobody spoke English (or German-- I was desperate, I tried). I thought in a border town there would be a fair number of people who spoke English. I was wrong. Nothing screws up game like not being able to talk to girls.

not always...girls don't really pay any attention to the words you say...
They look at you and scan you like psicopaths...if you say something smiling they will thing you are talking about something you enjoy and they will smile too, even if your talking about butchering lil kittens.
"Game" is not a game of words, its a game of signals and physical contact. words are just an excuse for physical contact. Thats 100% proven (by me).

[Dukkit]

hey what are your thoughts on my sex drive, i posted about 7 post ago,,,

sorry bro. that sounds about normal. your at the point where everything is switchin over and stuff is going will not be in top shape for a lil. just keep your pct up and it will get back to normal.

[Ernst]

"scan you like psicopaths?" Better check your English on that one. I think you meant "psychics." Although I doubt anyone would argue with me if I said women were psychopaths. lolz

[smokeyd]

http://www.smashedcampus.com/gallery/video_view/66

[Dukkit]

freaking carlos needs to lay off the Tren. he catches feelings at the stupidest things

[Voland]

oh E, that oatpro shake has some side-effects...it makes you fart, they stink, real biohazardous smell.

[Ernst]

You noticed D?

[Voland]

freaking carlos needs to lay off the Tren. he catches feelings at the stupidest things

who is carlos?

[Dukkit]

lol. little guy took other dude out

[Voland]

You noticed?

baaad, when ever i know i'm gonna be out of home for long time i NEVER take that combo, nor protein powder. Imagine me protein farting ata job interview, while cuddling with my girl...so romantic..LOL

[smokeyd]

carlos, hang around for a while you will find out, when he visits they usually give him free range to do whatever the f ck he wants but here lately i think admin has had enough of his antics

[smokeyd]

baaad, when ever i know i'm gonna be out of home for long time i NEVER take that combo, nor protein powder. Imagine me protein farting ata job interview, while cuddling with my girl...so romantic..LOL

o i rock my old lady with some protein farts, she threatins to leave me because of them hahahaha

[Ernst]

oh E, that oatpro shake has some side-effects...it makes you fart, they stink, real biohazardous smell.

I haven't noticed anything like that since starting them. Better not start now. I sit next to hottie girl in my class today.

[Voland]

o i rock my old lady with some protein farts, she threatins to leave me because of them hahahaha

That's not solid enough evidence. Tell her to tough up lol.

[Voland]

I haven't noticed anything like that since starting them. Better not start now. I sit next to hottie girl in my class today.

hey maybe protein fart act like pheromones and you'll be a pvssy magnet. We should test that.

[Ernst]

I think smokey just did.

[smokeyd]

lol she still hangs around and wants to marry my fat ass so guess maybe they do work, i think if she left me she would miss the warm comforting farts i fan on her from deep within the covers

[smokeyd]

check out my reply in the dsm thread

[Voland]

lol she still hangs around and wants to marry my fat ass so guess maybe they do work, i think if she left me she would miss the warm comforting farts i fan on her from deep within the covers

see? another bond creator...farts.

[Ernst]

check out my reply in the dsm thread

Smokey you are playing with matches.

[Dukkit]

check out my reply in the dsm thread

check out mine now too

[Voland]

[smokeyd]

Smokey you are playing with matches.

lol tired of people acting like little bitches just because there homo and everyone is out to get them, this is the most accepting place i have ever been for gays and they still bitch like no tomorrow

[Ernst]

You're both playing with matches.

[Voland]

[smokeyd]

hahaha i like the two match sticks lol

good one dukki

[Ernst]

Damn, Voland's on it with the pics.

[Ernst]

Native American white boy from Philly? Oh, the heavy chains of oppression.... Nice one D.

[Voland]

yep. picman

[Voland]

I am the only minority in this forum lol. If im not mistaken im the only spanish guy here.

[hugovsilva]

Don't sweat it. I think I am the only one from Portugal.

[smokeyd]

Native American white boy from Philly? Oh, the heavy chains of oppression.... Nice one D.

hahaha

[Ernst]

I'm the only Ernst here.

[Dukkit]

haha. theres a good 15% of native american in my mom. a little less in me.

[Voland]

I could bitch around cos evertime someone uses ft, oz, tbps, inches, miles etc y have no clue what they are saying lol.

[Dukkit]

i just posted again about being a convict and how i get discriminated on for that

[Dukkit]

I could bitch around cos evertime someone uses ft, oz, tbps, inches, miles etc y have no clue what they are saying lol.

lol

bummer dude!!