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  1. 10-16-2008, 05:52 AM #96761
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    Awww, Principal Tucker. You got shit all over your PayLess loafers. Someone's gonna be wearing the stank shoes tomorrow...
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  3. 10-16-2008, 06:57 AM #96763
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    WOOOOOO i'm Terry Tate mutha****a
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  4. 10-16-2008, 07:03 AM #96764
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    WOOOOOO i'm Terry Tate mutha****a
    That was pretty sweet! WOOOOOOO!!!
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  5. 10-16-2008, 07:22 AM #96765
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    cats are pissin on Csar

    he wants to beat them with a metal bar

    he likes to watch them scream

    as he burns them with a laser beam
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  6. 10-16-2008, 07:23 AM #96766
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    dude.... Csar....

    im not gay, but your legs are very nice.

    or am i very nice and your legs are not gay?

    either way. id do ya.

    wait.. that didnt help the not gay part.

    damn
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  7. 10-16-2008, 07:24 AM #96767
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    I love you Dukki...
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  8. 10-16-2008, 07:25 AM #96768
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    soooo

    i had a damn exciting night

    had a meeting with a married couple who has been askin me for a 3 some
    very cool

    went to an ex's
    very cool

    found out my moms 35 year old best friend wants to do me
    shes married
    very cool
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  9. 10-16-2008, 07:26 AM #96769
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    I love you Dukki...
    aww shucks!! oh stop it!! your making me blush!

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  10. 10-16-2008, 07:27 AM #96770
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    you should read these text messages my moms friend sent me all night

    dirty dirty stuff

    she is buyin a hotel room for some night next week. so she can get away from her husband and i can get away from my mom

    i think she wants my baby.

    her husband and her have been tryin for months to make one.... no luck
    so she wants me to knock her up

    interesting
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  11. 10-16-2008, 07:28 AM #96771
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    whered ya go Csar?

    *sniff sniff*

    i miss you man
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    i need some coffee.... be back in 1.74 mins
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  13. 10-16-2008, 07:31 AM #96773
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    I'm still here...mulling over my feral cat problem...
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    cat cat cat cat
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  15. 10-16-2008, 07:33 AM #96775
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    It's all fun and games until you step in cat shit.
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    or you get rabies!!!!

    dude... really. how are you my friend?
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    remind me never to visit japan
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  18. 10-16-2008, 07:36 AM #96778
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    I'm fcuking tired of this shit...no pun intended.

    Japan sucks zonkey.
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    a wise man once told me...

    "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    I'm fcuking tired of this shit...no pun intended.

    Japan sucks zonkey.
    that sucks man. how long are you sentenced to hell over there??

    why cant you come back here. buy a house with me. lol
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  21. 10-16-2008, 07:38 AM #96781
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    I want to finish out my contract with my current university. I was told that if I suddenly depart, I could expect NOT to have a letter of recommendation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSAR View Post
    I want to finish out my contract with my current university. I was told that if I suddenly depart, I could expect NOT to have a letter of recommendation.
    and, how long is that said contract buddy?
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  23. 10-16-2008, 07:39 AM #96783
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    Shit Dukki...the wife suddenly wants to have sex. I pop a few Viagra and look at midget porn!
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  24. 10-16-2008, 07:40 AM #96784
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    I have two more years on it....then we're out of here!!!!
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    I wanna hear more about what's goin' on with you, bud. But I gotta hit the wifey's poontang while I got the chance. Marriage is hard on the sex life, which is why I live vicariously through yours!!!!
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    I'm outtie!!!!
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  27. 10-16-2008, 07:56 AM #96787
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    im here im here!!

    geez!!
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    they know just as well as i do its thursday and im not doing shit unless i have to
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    they know just as well as i do its thursday and im not doing shit unless i have to
    you have off today? or you just choose not to do work today?

    lol
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    i choose not to do any work past tuesday, its way to late to get anything done if you dont start on monday or tuesday
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    i choose not to do any work past tuesday, its way to late to get anything done if you dont start on monday or tuesday
    hahah

    very cool man

    so i found out last night that my moms best friend who is married and 35 wants me to fukk her. she is gettin us a room next week sometime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah

    very cool man

    so i found out last night that my moms best friend who is married and 35 wants me to fukk her. she is gettin us a room next week sometime.

    ah maybe more bad mojo hahaha but that is pretty cool as long as moms doesn't get upset about you potentially ruining the marriage of her best bud lol its always something crazy with you isnt it hahaha
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    im going to go crazy i cant take it anymore, im boycoting chicken for at least a week!!! im down to 260 this morning i think between diet and the gorilla cardio its burning it off me but i just cant eat that shit 4 times a day for another day lol its london broil for me for a while i think, or some turkey burger patties, turkey meat loaf ummm
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    ah maybe more bad mojo hahaha but that is pretty cool as long as moms doesn't get upset about you potentially ruining the marriage of her best bud lol its always something crazy with you isnt it hahaha
    hey. you make your own mojo... and if she wants to have my baby, who am i to deny a womens dream!!

    and it wont ruin anything. a one night stand wont be found out. and my mom wont know.
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