My shameless poop story

[Bojangles69]

I was really scared for a couple days which is my only real reason for posting this (I'm relieved now)
I haven't felt sick, ill or anything. But I noticed for some odd reason I have completely stopped going to the bathroom for #2.

Today had marked the 3rd day, and I was getting scared because I was eating and not even feeling like I had to go at all.

..untill out of nowhere, I feel like a baby chimp is making way down my intestines.
I sit on the toilet, and it won't come out. I'm pushing and it feels like its actually so big it can't make an escape. I feel immense pressure on the inside of my butthole.
I'm there for like 10mins and feel it finally giving way, pushing and its hurting like a mfkr.

I have no idea how women do it, and gay guys for the matter. Thing comes out and OMG, most terrifying experience of my life, I thought I was gonna die sitting there on the toilet.

I haven't changed anything in my diet, don't understand wtf happened, never been constipated before but gzz that first poop is scary for anyone who knows and was too shy to go public with it.
I feel your pain my bretheren.

[Big]

[StoneGRMI]

Glad you survived

[Bojangles69]

Something tells me my next one will be just as big, I still have about 8 shits unaccounted for, according to my math.
I'll keep my camera on hand just encase.

[dieselmack]

been their hot hot hot hot glad thats over

[firmechicano831]

drink alot of water and have some vaseline ready for the next one.

[DSM4Life]

Sounds like a good time.

[godkilla]

roflmfao@this thread

[Older lifter]

Lmao.......NOooooooooo

[Voice of Reason]

Epharmacy is the shit what up Bojangles69.

[Amorphic]

flash before you flush right?

[CSAR]

Thank God you didn't eat peanuts. That would've hurt even more!

[QuieTSToRM33]

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm if there was no diet change whatsoever i'd be leaning toward telling you to go get dat checked out.....

and on another note why do people have push to poo.....when i have to go i sit down and let it come out....there's no painful pushing...

[calgarian]

a Man should not talk about pooping :

[Fordfan01]

hmmm if there was no diet change whatsoever i'd be leaning toward telling you to go get dat checked out.....

and on another note why do people have push to poo.....when i have to go i sit down and let it come out....there's no painful pushing...

most of us dont stretch our assholes out with butt plugs

[beatango2008]

most of us dont stretch our assholes out with butt plugs

owned lol

[DSM4Life]

and on another note why do people have push to poo.....when i have to go i sit down and let it come out....there's no painful pushing...

Most have to push because we don't jam huge toys up into us which stretches our balloon knots.

*edit

just read your post edge, beat me to it.

[RuhlFreak55]

most of us dont stretch our assholes out with butt plugs

Most have to push because we don't jam huge toys up into us which stretches our balloon knots.

*edit

just read your post edge, beat me to it.

right....because that makes sense u fruits......it's a function of the waste moving along your track, not how big your asshole is, duh if you have a ridiculously small asshole you'll just have ridiculously small poops in the diameter dept.

[KingTenderloin]

[KatsMeow]

If you keep pushing you are going to end up with hemorrhoids

[daem]

Just get a disposable home enema kit and use some salt with warm water...Trust me, you'll get a fresh start minutes after you've got 500-1000ml up there

You'll feel great, but don't do more than 2000ml at one time.e

[WOLFCRAFT]

[DNoMac]

I was in the same shitty predicament a few weeks ago. My diet hadn't changed and yet I still had many poos unaccounted for. I was mystified. Hopefully the plumbing is back to normal. I was a little nervous myself on leg day.

[Kale]

Well I just had the opposite problem last week. I was flying home from Bangkok, and while at the Airport I decided to eat some Fried Rice and Sweet and Sour Pork. At the time when I was buying it I was actually wondering how long it had been sitting in the heating trays for.

I got home about four hours later and I just started to feel weird. I went to bed and I had a massive cold chill. Now hear me here, I live in the tropics, at night it is about 85 degrees, I was in bed with no aircon going and covered in two doona's and I was shivering. Then it started, I got this massive pain in my gut, I just made it to the toilet when the equivalent of the Space Shuttle launch began. I shat a water stream that lasted about 20 seconds. I dont know what the fvcking bug was but it needs to be closely examined by the CDC in Atlanta. This went on every hour for the rest of the night. I actually shit the bed a bit in my sleep even with a couple of pairs of undies on. Arguable the shittiest night of my life.

[DSM4Life]

Well I just had the opposite problem last week. I was flying home from Bangkok, and while at the Airport I decided to eat some Fried Rice and Sweet and Sour Pork. At the time when I was buying it I was actually wondering how long it had been sitting in the heating trays for.

I got home about four hours later and I just started to feel weird. I went to bed and I had a massive cold chill. Now hear me here, I live in the tropics, at night it is about 85 degrees, I was in bed with no aircon going and covered in two doona's and I was shivering. Then it started, I got this massive pain in my gut, I just made it to the toilet when the equivalent of the Space Shuttle launch began. I shat a water stream that lasted about 20 seconds. I dont know what the fvcking bug was but it needs to be closely examined by the CDC in Atlanta. This went on every hour for the rest of the night. I actually shit the bed a bit in my sleep even with a couple of pairs of undies on. Arguable the shittiest night of my life.

LOL

This reminds me of the time i think i had food poisoning. I woke up at 3:00am and my gut was in knots. I ran to the bathroom and had the same experience as you but sadly that was just the beginning. Sitting there i started to feel light headed, then came the watery mouth, we all know what that means, ready to puke. I grabbed the small trash can beside the toilet and started throwing up while i was still $hitting !!!!

All i remember was asking God to take me away at that point,

[DCI]

Food poisoning is filth literally. I got it on holidays once and as DSM said I would have gladly gone through them gates arseways shitting if it meant I'd be cured.

[Kale]

LOL

This reminds me of the time i think i had food poisoning. I woke up at 3:00am and my gut was in knots. I ran to the bathroom and had the same experience as you but sadly that was just the beginning. Sitting there i started to feel light headed, then came the watery mouth, we all know what that means, ready to puke. I grabbed the small trash can beside the toilet and started throwing up while i was still $hitting !!!!

All i remember was asking God to take me away at that point,

Yeah I thought the vomiting would come as well so I had the bucket ready. I had a bad dose a few years ago and I didnt have one handy so I shat then stood up and threw up in the toilet then had to sit down and shit again. Bit like musical chairs really.

[Kale]

Food poisoning is filth literally. I got it on holidays once and as DSM said I would have gladly gone through them gates arseways shitting if it meant I'd be cured.

The cure I have, its called Norbactin 400

[DCI]

Yeah I thought the vomiting would come as well so I had the bucket ready. I had a bad dose a few years ago and I didnt have one handy so I shat then stood up and threw up in the toilet then had to sit down and shit again. Bit like musical chairs really.

That's dedication and pink eye waiting to happen

The cure I have, its called Norbactin 400

I haven't gotten it since thank ****, that was a good few years ago now a truly shitty experience.

[T3/T4 GSR]

LOL

This reminds me of the time i think i had food poisoning. I woke up at 3:00am and my gut was in knots. I ran to the bathroom and had the same experience as you but sadly that was just the beginning. Sitting there i started to feel light headed, then came the watery mouth, we all know what that means, ready to puke. I grabbed the small trash can beside the toilet and started throwing up while i was still $hitting !!!!

All i remember was asking God to take me away at that point,

That happend to me one morning after drinking two pitchers of bushwhackers the night before.

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

If you keep pushing you are going to end up with hemorrhoids

Sounds like you know from experience.

[calgarian]

i thought I was sick but there are some sick mothfvckers here

[Hindley]

I was really scared for a couple days which is my only real reason for posting this (I'm relieved now)
I haven't felt sick, ill or anything. But I noticed for some odd reason I have completely stopped going to the bathroom for #2.

Today had marked the 3rd day, and I was getting scared because I was eating and not even feeling like I had to go at all.

..untill out of nowhere, I feel like a baby chimp is making way down my intestines.
I sit on the toilet, and it won't come out. I'm pushing and it feels like its actually so big it can't make an escape. I feel immense pressure on the inside of my butthole.
I'm there for like 10mins and feel it finally giving way, pushing and its hurting like a mfkr.

I have no idea how women do it, and gay guys for the matter. Thing comes out and OMG, most terrifying experience of my life, I thought I was gonna die sitting there on the toilet.

I haven't changed anything in my diet, don't understand wtf happened, never been constipated before but gzz that first poop is scary for anyone who knows and was too shy to go public with it.
I feel your pain my bretheren.

Hey bro..
I have a friend of you coming over this Tuesday to My Island, he said he knows you , you guys hung out once...anyways just I can't PM you or anything..lol...maybe you have an idea...