I studied physics (didnt graduate) but its been years since I opened a science book and the only law of thermodynamics that I remember is that all systems eventually break down. I think thats the 2nd law. I could look it up with a simple wiki search but what fun would that be?
And I'm not sure if dogs can smell juice or not. I do know this, I have a shirt that I sleep in and bum around the house, usually change a different every few days. But I spilled test all over the last one and mmmm, it smells good all the time.