'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

my estrogen must be fukked up

im breakin out on my shoulders and chest..

ugh!

[Dukkit]

how about just the teller

lol

"the teller"

sounds like a good movie title

[Dukkit]

shes 20. but acts much older.

i thought she was older then me when we met.

[Dukkit]

there comes a time

when every man must get his dikk wet.

[Reed]

I'm sitting her looking at my post count thinking how in the hell did I whore that hard

[Dukkit]

I'm sitting her looking at my post count thinking how in the hell did I whore that hard

ya done good kid

ya done good...

lol

yea. considering ive only been whoring for the last year. ive done well too

i signed up in 2005 but didnt really post till a year ago

a year ago i had under 3000 posts. i think it was like 1800.

[Dukkit]

thats a hardcore whore

[Dukkit]

ah, thank god. today is a rest day from the gym

i need some sleep

do 7 loads of laundry

and cook some food

[Reed]

Yeah now I don't feel so bad dukkit. I've been trying to slow down my whoring

[Kratos]

just had lunch with this new girl

lets call her bank teller chick

lets call her bank chick
4 letters is enough to typle
math chick...bank chick
keep it stupid simple.

[Ernst]

I'm a pretty good blackjack player, but I play for entertainment, small amounts of money I can afford to loose. They don't build casinos by giving it away, but I freqently come out on top, sometimes loose.

Everybody loses sometimes. The fact that you don't play beyond your means and overall you come out ahead is the proof you are a good player.

[Kratos]

my estrogen must be fukked up

im breakin out on my shoulders and chest..

ugh!

this has been the most zit free pct yet
I'm taking minocycline and it works like a champ
pct was horrible for zits the past couple times

[Ernst]

I need to upgrade my whoring.

[Reed]

Alright friends going in for a shoulder pump. You guys take care. And Whore speed!!

[Ernst]

Later Reed/Pitbull.

[Dukkit]

Yeah now I don't feel so bad dukkit. I've been trying to slow down my whoring

lol no need

lets call her bank chick
4 letters is enough to typle
math chick...bank chick
keep it stupid simple.

i like that line of thinking

this has been the most zit free pct yet
I'm taking minocycline and it works like a champ
pct was horrible for zits the past couple times

see i never have acne on cycle or during PCT

its when im off the i get a few here and there. nothing big or gross. but enough to bug me.

[Ernst]

I get a few extra zits for pct, thats it. Nothing out of the ordinary tho.

[Ernst]

We should have an AR "get dukkit some gear" fundraiser.

[Dukkit]

We should have an AR "get dukkit some gear" fundraiser.

hahaha

id prefer a food drive for me right about now

im starving

gears no good if i have no food.

lol

[Ernst]

"For just one amp a day you can help a child like little dukkit grow big and strong..."

[Dukkit]

"For just one amp a day you can help a child like little dukkit grow big and strong..."

hahahhaahaha

thats freakin funny bro

make a whole commercial up

have little old me in the back round all skinny and shit

[Ernst]

I just made pot roast to last for days. Four pounds of boneless chuck, a bag of potatoes, 5 carrots, 3 onions, and some beef broth and seasoning-- braise. $25 and I'll eat for 3 days.

[Dukkit]

just wrestled my coworker

i yelled rape the whole time

[Dukkit]

old man, look at my life, im alot like you

[AnimalGear]

ernest mail some of that my way

hey, sorry to be all sensitive like i am everyday, but why does my mind wander so much during sex to the point where i have given horrible sex since i've been having sex with my girl? i don't know what is wrong with me. I'm not depressed right now, i'm just trying to figure out what the fvck is going on with me. I can't wait to get off my strattera

[Dukkit]

ernest mail some of that my way

hey, sorry to be all sensitive like i am everyday, but why does my mind wander so much during sex to the point where i have given horrible sex since i've been having sex with my girl? i don't know what is wrong with me. I'm not depressed right now, i'm just trying to figure out what the fvck is going on with me. I can't wait to get off my strattera

ahh, wondering mind... means girl isnt keeping you interested

must find a few more hoes

my mind wanders all the time.

thats why i have 20 girls im banging

[Kratos]

strattera made sex impossible for me
you're giving horrible sex how? blow to soon, you just aren't into it? loss of errection? many ways to miss a beat in the no pants dance.

[AnimalGear]

yea it also turns me off that she's kinda chubby...i think that might be a part of it...but idk man, i just have really low self esteem...but these are my college years, i'll figure it out!

on the other hand, i may do my first two frontload injections today!

[AnimalGear]

strattera made sex impossible for me
you're giving horrible sex how? blow to soon, you just aren't into it? loss of errection? many ways to miss a beat in the no pants dance.

Yea, all of the above, it takes so long to achieve one, and when i DO get one, it's never 100% hard, it's always at like 60%...then i'll lose it once i get to pounding her...it just goes away and my mind wanders and i get paranoid that my mind is wandering and that just makes it worse....god its a mess

[Kratos]

sometimes I force my mind to wander to last longer, then I get the complaint that I'm so quiet and if they look into my eyes they're like what were you thinking? about after we get done...you look like you were concentrating on something? what's up with that?

[Dukkit]

poor animal.

[Dukkit]

sometimes I force my mind to wander to last longer, then I get the complaint that I'm so quiet and if they look into my eyes they're like what were you thinking? about after we get done...you look like you were concentrating on something? what's up with that?

i get that.

i tell them i was thinkin about their mom

[Kratos]

Yea, all of the above, it takes so long to achieve one, and when i DO get one, it's never 100% hard, it's always at like 60%...then i'll lose it once i get to pounding her...it just goes away and my mind wanders and i get paranoid that my mind is wandering and that just makes it worse....god its a mess

standard case of strattera dick I would bet. You still want to have sex but don't have the tools.

[Dukkit]

standard case of strattera dick I would bet. You still want to have sex but don't have the tools.

kinda like fina and deca dick

[AnimalGear]

i think its a phase, and also being on test should maybe help boost me out of it

[Kratos]

i think its a phase, and also being on test should maybe help boost me out of it

strattera > test
in a fight to create/destroy a boner strattera wins

[Dukkit]

strattera > test
in a fight to create/destroy a boner strattera wins

how does strattera do it though?

does it affect prolactin?

if its affects the dick in terms of not being able to get as hard/hard/stay hard. then sounds like perfect example of prolactin problem

[Kratos]

how does strattera do it though?

does it affect prolactin?

if its affects the dick in terms of not being able to get as hard/hard/stay hard. then sounds like perfect example of prolactin problem

it inhibits the penis enzyme and makes a once proud penis a sad humble flacid unhappy mound of flesh.

[Dukkit]

it inhibits the penis enzyme and makes a once proud penis a sad humble flacid unhappy mound of flesh.

*sniff sniff*

poor poor penis

[Dukkit]

my balls have been aching.

i think i may have fukked my HPTA or something