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  1. 12-01-2008, 10:00 AM #108201
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah

    they cant survive alone without you?
    ah, i highly anticipated this question....

    East Indian wife...no she cannot survive without me, at least she doesn't seem to think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ah, i highly anticipated this question....

    East Indian wife...no she cannot survive without me, at least she doesn't seem to think so.
    I conquer
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  3. 12-01-2008, 10:05 AM #108203
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    I've been accepted to Dukk University, Phil, PA !

    an intense weekend course, following which participant will be awarded a degree in .... i don't no what, but it's the journey...yeah that's it, the journey that counts.
    a major in whoring with a minor in assholeness
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    ah, i highly anticipated this question....

    East Indian wife...no she cannot survive without me, at least she doesn't seem to think so.
    ahh, i see.
    what does she do for a living?
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    back in action today whooo hooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    a major in whoring with a minor in assholeness
    don't sell your assholeness short! it's good for a major...

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    ahh, i see.
    what does she do for a living?
    takes care of home...makes babies...makes husband happy
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    don't sell your assholeness short! it's good for a major...



    takes care of home...makes babies...makes husband happy
    i think i had the major in assholeness before the whoring actually

    lol

    and sounds like a good wife
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  7. 12-01-2008, 10:12 AM #108207
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    who wants an asshole?

    By the way Dukkit you never told me what happened to math chick?
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    ive already eaten 3 times and im fukkin starving still

    i think im over being sick finally!!!!!
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  9. 12-01-2008, 10:13 AM #108209
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    who wants an asshole?

    By the way Dukkit you never told me what happened to math chick?
    she was a bi polar freakin drama queen

    lol

    i have my eyes set on someone else as wifey material now
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    back in action today whooo hooo
    i hear... thats awesome!!

    glad to hear your back in the game

    i got my cardio in for the week; last night... freakin asian chick killed me

    i loved it!
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    wheres Ernst!! he owes me some damn cookies!!
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    is it weird that i get turned on when i look at pictures of myself?

    lol
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    fine. everyone leaves when i start talkin about gettin turned on.

    bullshit
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    ugh, my boss just left me a message...he wants to go into surgery with me tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ugh, my boss just left me a message...he wants to go into surgery with me tomorrow
    hey buddy

    that sucks

    how are you feeling? all done pukin?
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    I was down to 244 pounds before I got food poisioning, I'm sure I'm below 240 now. Not good...I'm going back on cycle at the end of the week. Got some test 400 and tren.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ugh, my boss just left me a message...he wants to go into surgery with me tomorrow
    any particular reason why
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    It was shooting out of both ends all weekend. I sat on the toilet read mags and stood up once in awhile to puke in the sink. Pure butt piss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    any particular reason why
    Idk, he does that sometimes...it's been several months. I like my boss but he represents athority and I don't want to be in surgery with him.
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    Sup bishes? Damn drank too much last night... prolly killed any gains... oh well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was down to 244 pounds before I got food poisioning, I'm sure I'm below 240 now. Not good...I'm going back on cycle at the end of the week. Got some test 400 and tren.
    you got all that shit you ordered? nice

    yea sucks about being sick. i got sick last week and lost a few pounds. not as bad as you though
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    Dukk dukk dukk Kats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    Sup bishes? Damn drank too much last night... prolly killed any gains... oh well
    tisk tisk

    ive been limiting myself to a 2 drink max.

    had 2 shots of vodka on sat night at my boys b day party

    thats it
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    goose!!
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    my bung-hole was sore from all the wiping
    I felt like ruhl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    my bung-hole was sore from all the wiping
    I felt like ruhl
    mine too. i was non stop shitting... explosion shits. imagine and airbag deploying and that was my asshole

    fukkin sucked
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    What up all?
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    DC's up in the hizz-ouse!
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    Yo Damien.
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    alright... heres my problem guys

    im seeing a good 7 girls right now

    out of the 7... 3 are catching serious feelings

    but i really only want "the one"... who isnt catching feelings yet.

    the other 6 are to past the time

    and the 3 with feelings barely know me and shouldnt be catchin feelings anyways

    i gotta cut them all off.. except "the one"

    but i dont want to cut them all off till i know "the one" is worth me getting serious with and cutting off the rest for..

    ugh
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    and the 3 with the feelings... will probably cry if i cut them off

    and i dont want that. crying makes me feel like a bad person.. im not a bad person
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    DC's up in the hizz-ouse!
    What up Dukk. Your problems really aren't problems at all haha I think your custom title should be changed to something more appropriate

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    Yo Damien.
    Story Sizer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    What up Dukk. Your problems really aren't problems at all haha I think your custom title should be changed to something more appropriate

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    well i could take out the "post" part and just make it whore

    lol
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    so im thinking of just cuttin off the 3 that are catchin feelings

    keepin the other 3 around for fun till if i know "1" is worth me settling down for
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    but with the 3 that are developin feelings... the sex is amazing due to the feelings they have for me.

    do i want to lose amazing sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well i could take out the "post" part and just make it whore

    lol
    Emmm that may work haha or you could say that you have the biggest balls on the site.

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    so im thinking of just cuttin off the 3 that are catchin feelings

    keepin the other 3 around for fun till if i know "1" is worth me settling down for
    Lol, I don't know how you manage all these women but I shall laugh and enjoy your posts about them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Emmm that may work haha or you could say that you have the biggest balls on the site.



    Lol, I don't know how you manage all these women but I shall laugh and enjoy your posts about them
    haha. my balls arent too big. i just act like they are.. which attracts women just as well

    and it can be a mind fukk sometimes to handle and keep all these girls happy

    but i owe it all to my cell phone.. lol... keeps me up to date with all of them
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    so, I'm at a bar in town the other day with a couple friends. One of my guy friends txts me if I'm in town to come to this other bar only walking distance away from where I am. He says "Hey for real you need to come out to xxxxx tonight. There is a very hot chick that is about you down here tonight. Your an idiot if your not here."
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    one reason why i just bought a PDA/smart phone to handle all my info in it.

    i can set reminders and folders for each chick. lol. dates. notes. pics everything
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