'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

ATTENTION
today i used my lunch break at the store to go to a job interview for marketing director of a prestigious gym. while at the job interview i flirted with the cosmetics girl while interview went away. Got from her the name of the Hottie PT fitness girl and at the end i let a note for her :P with my name and cell. Killer mode Voland.

so wait...you left a slip of paper with your phone number for someone who doesn't know who you are? that's killer mode?

[Voland]

if i have a son...

im gonna name him Lucifer.

and we shall call him Luci for short

i have lucifer (the figure) tattoed on the inner part of my arm. it rocks.

[Dukkit]

Lol, Americans saying Ireland is hilarious.

haha. i just call it the Eire

[DCI]

Lol, you know Eire my god

[Dukkit]

so wait...you left a slip of paper with your phone number for someone who doesn't know who you are? that's killer mode?

now now. dont bring him down from his mighty cloud

[Dukkit]

Lol, you know Eire my god

i was gonna get that tattooed on me in jail one night after 7 cups of instant coffee and a box of chocolate donuts

[Voland]

so wait...you left a slip of paper with your phone number for someone who doesn't know who you are? that's killer mode?

nt nt nt....you underestimate me....she doesnt know me cos i never seen her before and she was Inside the gym and i was in the offices.
BUT i left the paper to the secretary who is at the door. and she has to go through that door to get out of the gym. So she'll get the paper for sure.
what else would you have done in that situation?
lets see pijin mode...

[Dukkit]

it was one of those nights where stupid ideas sound good.

except the guards changed shift and they kept coming up to our cell and doin spot checks. so we couldnt do the tat

[DCI]

i was gonna get that tattooed on me in jail one night after 7 cups of instant coffee and a box of chocolate donuts

Lol, ya mad yoke. You should if you wanted too. What you should get is the serpent part of the Alfa Romeo badge.

[Dukkit]

Lol, ya mad yoke. You should if you wanted too. What you should get is the serpent part of the Alfa Romeo badge.

hah
no thanks. i have enough celtic knotwork on me to represent my heritage. though i do want some more knotwork going from my obliques down towards my junk. lol

[Voland]

hah
no thanks. i have enough celtic knotwork on me to represent my heritage. though i do want some more knotwork going from my obliques down towards my junk. lol

tats on obliques and legs (except calfs) are gay.

[Voland]

i used to have something similar to this tatoed en my arm...now its covered up by an awesome piece of an angel of apocalypse with an eclipse behind.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I got up this morning, told this current chick to get the **** out


My ex of 5 years ago, I told her to get the **** out of my life also


Going to the gym for awhile...until I pass out

[scibble]

we also think if you can catch Damien, he is obligated to lead us to a pot of real gold.

[calgarian]

I got up this morning, told this current chick to get the **** out

My ex of 5 years ago, I told her to get the **** out of my life also


Going to the gym for awhile...

then ur alarm went off?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

then ur alarm went off?

man, she was my alarm!

wakes me up, "wanna get breakfast?"

**** no bitch, Im sleeping!

[DCI]

hah
no thanks. i have enough celtic knotwork on me to represent my heritage. though i do want some more knotwork going from my obliques down towards my junk. lol

Lmao, thanks for that image

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Ugh, hangover central

[calgarian]

man, she was my alarm!

wakes me up, "wanna get breakfast?"

**** no bitch, Im sleeping!

it also depends what she was refreing to as a breakfast

I would have said yeah....spread them bitch

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

What are you whores up to this fine morning

[calgarian]

Ugh, hangover central

drink 2 cans of beers . coolers and instant drunk.....tomorrow u wont have hangover.

[scibble]

Ugh, hangover central

hey JD, gotta get over it soon; only a few more hours until you

have to do it AGA IN!

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Cal, those breastsssss' never get old

[calgarian]

What are you whores up to this fine morning

its almost lunch time I am looking for more pvssy..2 isnt enough for a man on a test cycle

what u upto

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

it also depends what she was refreing to as a breakfast

I would have said yeah....spread them bitch

hahahaha you and your perverted mind....never gets old

if only thats what she was referring too...

[calgarian]

hahahaha you and your perverted mind....never gets old

if only thats what she was referring too...

never hurt to play dumb..as long as u get what u need....come on man I shouldnt be telling u this.

[calgarian]

Cal, those breastsssss' never get old

boobies and arse hole never get old

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

hey JD, gotta get over it soon; only a few more hours until you

have to do it AGA IN!

Not drinking again until New Years eve

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

drink 2 cans of beers . coolers and instant drunk.....tomorrow u wont have hangover.

Just thinking about that makes me wanna gag

[DCI]

Ahaha JDM hangover I got me dynamat and some carpet and a JL Audio Perspex for the car for the fake floor boot

[Dukkit]

im back

[Dukkit]

im gone

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Ahaha JDM hangover I got me dynamat and some carpet and a JL Audio Perspex for the car for the fake floor boot

Nice, all my other cars had some gnarly ass systems, but I've kept my Z bone stock

[calgarian]

Just thinking about that makes me wanna gag

u sure u r not pregnent?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

im gone

NoooooOooooo

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

u sure u r not pregnent?

I threw myself down a flight of stairs to make sure I wasn't

[calgarian]

I threw myself down a flight of stairs to make sure I wasn't

if u didnt bleed after that u may still be pregnent.

[Kratos]

nt nt nt....you underestimate me....she doesnt know me cos i never seen her before and she was Inside the gym and i was in the offices.
BUT i left the paper to the secretary who is at the door. and she has to go through that door to get out of the gym. So she'll get the paper for sure.
what else would you have done in that situation?
lets see pijin mode...

maybe go talk to her and pretend I was interested in some personal training

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

if u didnt bleed after that u may still be pregnent.

I let my friends use my stomach as a punching bag for 10 minutes right after

[calgarian]

I let my friends use my stomach as a punching bag for 10 minutes right after

may be u were not pregnent to begin with.