'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

what happened to my post count? Seems a little high I think

[Dukkit]

MOrning WHores

theres my favorite father ive never seen!!

[Dukkit]

what happened to my post count?

look at mine!!

they messed up the counts when they deleted this thread last night

[sizerp]

why did they delete this thread? wha happen.... wha wha mis pantalones estan encendido! y me estoy quemando! wha wha on my pee pee! i love latin chicks.

[calgarian]

theres my favorite father ive never seen!!

You have remember we met n the orgy in philly

[sizerp]

You have remember we met n the orgy in philly

musta slipped his mind.
were you wearing your latex boobie costume?

[Dukkit]

i have a bad memory. all my sexual exploits just blur into one

[Dukkit]

sup sizerp

[sizerp]

i have a bad memory. all my sexual exploits just blur into one

Yeah true.

sup sizerp

Nada, went to a Reggae show last night, got my groove on. Also, spoke to that chick, saran wrap chick. Turns out she isn't over her EX. You was right Dukki. So, tomorrow I'm going to retrieve my pastels and bang her on last time, then I am outties.

[Kratos]

good afternoon whores

[Dukkit]

Yeah true.

Nada, went to a Reggae show last night, got my groove on. Also, spoke to that chick, saran wrap chick. Turns out she isn't over her EX. You was right Dukki. So, tomorrow I'm going to retrieve my pastels and bang her on last time, then I am outties.

yep. lifes a bitch. and bitches are a bitch
kick her to the curb after you nut on her face

good afternoon whores

hello MR KRATOS!!

[Kratos]

I think you are leading the forum in post count now dukkit if it stays that way

[Dukkit]

I think you are leading the forum in post count now dukkit if it stays that way

lol

maybe. i think some mods have higher. but im close

i likey

[Dukkit]

ill have to PM admin and beg and plead to let the count stay as is

[sizerp]

yeah why did everyone's count increase by like 70% or so?

[scibble]

wow. your good ppl. good ppl.
then we can inject gear into each others ass cheeks
lol!!


yippie!!
you have to be this tall to ride the ride kids!!!

dude, i don't swing that way. DSM lives nearby....

[Dukkit]

dude, i don't swing that way. DSM lives nearby....

good one!!
that must of been right off the top of your head! your so quick and witty!

hahahahaah

[Kratos]

yeah why did everyone's count increase by like 70% or so?

I'm guessing to piss off g-1000 for deleting the post whore thread and then laughing at us whores and our deminished post count.

[calgarian]

I got a job interview today....all whores wish me luck

[scibble]

luck

[Kratos]

I got a job interview today....all whores wish me luck

a job? why would you want one of those? it ain't nothing but work.

[Dukkit]

I got a job interview today....all whores wish me luck

fook it

dont go

live off of peanuts and sellin sperm and blood plasma

[scibble]

cuz girls prefer guys who dont eat out of trash cans

[calgarian]

cuz girls prefer guys who dont eat out of trash cans

Good one.

[Dukkit]

cuz girls prefer guys who dont eat out of trash cans

girls loved me when i sold drugs.

usually cuz i would get them high for free.

lol

[calgarian]

fook it

dont go

live off of peanuts and sellin sperm and blood plasma

I got ur step brother to take care of..............responsiblities...I am 33 remember.

[Dukkit]

i have 25,244 posts

thats an ish load

[Dukkit]

i have 25,244 posts

thats an ish load

i dont even make that much money a year

geez

[calgarian]

girls loved me when i sold drugs.

usually cuz i would get them high for free.

lol

I think they get high riding ur d!ck???

[calgarian]

a job? why would you want one of those? it ain't nothing but work.

I just need money

[Dukkit]

I think they get high riding ur d!ck???

depends. if i was on the white stuff you snort.. i couldnt get hard. that shit gave me like deca dick times 5

[Dukkit]

i wonder why? everyone else i know who snorted had the same problem usually.

wonder if it raised your prolactin or something

[scibble]

i think it's just due to sympathetic nervous system overdrive; hardness depends upon balance of sympa- and parasympa- systems

[scibble]

good one!!
that must of been right off the top of your head! your so quick and witty!

hahahahaah

dude, now you know why i need help!

[Kratos]

depends. if i was on the white stuff you snort.. i couldnt get hard. that shit gave me like deca dick times 5

for most guys this happens
confirmed by girls I know who have slept with a few tweekers
girls get dripping wet

[Dukkit]

i think it's just due to sympathetic nervous system overdrive; hardness depends upon balance of sympa- and parasympa- systems

cool, thanks. ive always wondered

for most guys this happens
confirmed by girls I know who have slept with a few tweekers
girls get dripping wet

and yep, i know that! lol.

[calgarian]

for most guys this happens
confirmed by girls I know who have slept with a few tweekers
girls get dripping wet

Moral of the story is give the stuff to chicks and fvck them all night long......wait I dont need to give them anything I still fvck them all night long.

[Kratos]

Moral of the story is give the stuff to chicks and fvck them all night long......wait I dont need to give them anything I still fvck them all night long.

I guess the moral of the story is, if she's doing a line you might not want to join, then you get to rail her after.

[sizerp]

Doing a line makes me not want to ****, it makes me want to run around and clean their house and shit.

[Dukkit]

the moral of the story is... dont do drugs!!

unless they are AAS.