was she fat?Originally Posted by Voland
I feel accomplished
was she fat?
I feel accomplished
my brain don't werk so good
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No actually, she use it to have better workouts. Not to burn fat.
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at least you stil have your rugged good lucks son
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
kratos should be aware.....ruhl had a date
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ah the ADD meds eh....
I feel accomplished
did you give her the old pleasing pepperoni?
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did you take the old log to the beaver
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take the skin boat to tuna town
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lol
take a guess kratos
he was a gentleman
until he got a boner when her legs were in his lap
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slip her the old salami
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put the hotdog in the bun
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take old one eye to the optomitrist
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
so i found a beautiful german rott on craiglist that's free to a good home....but he's already 6....it makes me wonder ya know...if i'd have enough time with him
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well i was still technically gentlemanly after that......i can't control what that damn thing does
lol i didn't get a full on boner either.....but it was prolly 60% of the way there
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when someone gives away a 6 year old dog, it's cause they can't stand the thought of living 6 more years with it cause it's an a-hole
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she put her feet in your lap to give you a boner you doof, that's what girls do. They like to provoke the beast and see if they get fuct. you failed.
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she says in her add that it's cuz she's pregnant.....and doesn't know that he can handle it....he's beautiful though....120 pounds
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lol no i didn't, i passed with flying colors....i promised kinda that i wouldn't try anything at our first meeting. she wants to hang out again so she was not put off
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I had to put my dog to sleep about a month ago. Get a puppy dude, you'll be so much happier if you raise it yourself.
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difference between free and 1300 bucks tho
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Don't forget, it's an animal, it gets confused if you don't try to have sex with it.
You should have said "I'm not gonna lie, I will not be a gentleman."
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and sorry you had to put her/him to sleepthat sucks....i cried in marley and me when they do it, reminded me of Bear, my bloodhound i had when i was a kid
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thanks man, yeah she was my baby. I had her 11.5 years. she could fit in the palm of my hand when I got her.and sorry you had to put her/him to sleep
Last edited by Kratos; 01-19-2009 at 11:28 AM.
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that does suck. I had to have my pit/terrier mix put down not too long ago.......
she bit my buddy, and whenever neighborhood cats would come around, she kill them.
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how was your day with the girl you hanged out ruhl?
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awww....what happened? just old age?
our rotty is almost 11 i think and he's ok still...mom just claimed he's been having trouble getting up but i was home all last month and didn't see it.
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oh that's no fun....did you raise her from a pup or did you adopt her? our rott killed a dog that came on our property once....and he's bit 2 people...but he's still at home
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awesome...i had lots of fun and we're gonna hang out again
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herrniated disc in her neck and a liver tumor
had her on prendisone for the neck for a year
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yah, I had her since she was young. My sister gave her to me when she moved.
That's good you still have your rott. my buddy wasn't that pissed. But all the neighbors complained when their cats died.
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not good she teased his penis like sluts like to do and instead of making her pay the price like a powerful viking, he sat there like a little mouse.
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"A Work in Progress"
LOL
hey whores
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that sucks
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that's the problem with neighbors.....we live in the middle of nowhere so grizzly can bother anybody but our other animals....
we only killed one dog....he was half coyote and kept eating the chickens....
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i didn't just sit there....i kept rubbing on her thigh with my hand.....what was i supposed to do? it's not exactly a position where you can start making out hardcore for one
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man, i'd live in the country over the city any day
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i take that back....grizzly and a couple of our other dogs somehow killed a deer once....
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that's awesome....your dogs are hardcore
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