Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
Probably the greatest intro of all time. Rather than have her over for butt sex, just drug yourself, turn the lights off, and stick your dick in a peanut butter container.

If that doesnt work, you must use your previous skills to your advantage:
Use a shovel to dig holes in the yard up to your door.
Use the scissors to snip the phone line
If she makes it past the first two, be sure to be wearing your sisters pants and tell her you are gay for dsm.
If all else fails, hit her in the head with the painted rock.
Classic.