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    I love the lunchroom thief. I always set a nice trap for them. I made a sandwhich one time and mixed a whole lot of chili pitines in it. It came up ghost but I have the satifaction of knowing that whoever bit into that sandwhich hated their day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    I love the lunchroom thief. I always set a nice trap for them. I made a sandwhich one time and mixed a whole lot of chili pitines in it. It came up ghost but I have the satifaction of knowing that whoever bit into that sandwhich hated their day.
    LOL thats great. on the ultimate fighter the one team would steal this guys fruit platter every day, without fail. so one time, the entire team (of the fruit platter owner) pissed in the fruit before the thieving team could steal it, and they didn't know it, and ate the entire thing covered in piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    LOL thats great. on the ultimate fighter the one team would steal this guys fruit platter every day, without fail. so one time, the entire team (of the fruit platter owner) pissed in the fruit before the thieving team could steal it, and they didn't know it, and ate the entire thing covered in piss

    I have no idea how noone died that season. I mean the retaliation for th piss thing was one of the guys jizzed on another ones suchi and everyone actually let him eat it. Dude, for real? i am sorry to say but I could accept that as a gotcha. I guess I ain't man enough to handle it, I would literally killl someone you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    I love the lunchroom thief. I always set a nice trap for them. I made a sandwhich one time and mixed a whole lot of chili pitines in it. It came up ghost but I have the satifaction of knowing that whoever bit into that sandwhich hated their day.
    In my grad year of high-school a kid named Shaun used to always go into my buddy Conor's locker, and take 1 whole bite out of everything in his lunch. (I'm talking a bite out of the sandwich, carrots, etc). Eventually my buddy just decided to jizz in his ham sandwich.. all over it... and took pictures, prior to putting in his locker.

    Sure enough.. Shaun took a bite later on that day!!! hahahaha. The funniest part was he couldn't do shit back..!! It's not like Conor did anything to Shaun personally... he just wanted to cum in his own sandwich LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriousmass View Post
    he just wanted to cum in his own sandwich LOL.
    LMAO.

    l..m..a..o

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriousmass View Post
    In my grad year of high-school a kid named Shaun used to always go into my buddy Conor's locker, and take 1 whole bite out of everything in his lunch. (I'm talking a bite out of the sandwich, carrots, etc). Eventually my buddy just decided to jizz in his ham sandwich.. all over it... and took pictures, prior to putting in his locker.

    Sure enough.. Shaun took a bite later on that day!!! hahahaha. The funniest part was he couldn't do shit back..!! It's not like Conor did anything to Shaun personally... he just wanted to cum in his own sandwich LOL.
    pay back is schweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
    pay back is schweet!
    lol. agreed.

    actually a lot of gross sh*t happened at my school. Let me think...

    Oh... it was free slurpee day @ 7 11 (because it was their birthday) and my french teacher, who gave us an IMPOSSIBLE test the day before & everyone hated, asked if someone could get her a slurpee... anyways.. a bunch of the guys decided to take turns pissing in the cup and then filled it with slurpee juice on top.

    I had to sit through French the next block watching her drink every last drop. pretty disgusting...

    But no harm done right?? I mean urine is sterile HAHAHA.

    You definitely can't trust anyone.
    Last edited by seriousmass; 01-29-2009 at 04:18 PM.

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