This is why I suck with girls

[J-Dogg]

ha!

exactly.

if she's half as infatuated as she sounds, maybe she'll let him have his scorpion women

If I do scorpion woman, then I can't been seen with the good girl.

The scorpion will attack her. If I do the scorpion woman, she expects me back.

My brother was laughing because I programed her in my phone as "Scorpion Woman" to remind myself of the danger involved with this beauty. He saw my phone light up with a text message from "Scorpion Woman" so I had to tell him the story.