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  1. 02-12-2009, 08:51 PM #1081
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    Where did I put my car Key?
    Your counter top
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    should I divorce my fourth wife and remarry my second wife?
    You should stop getting married period !
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    you forgot about my car keys?
    No, i answered that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    should I divorce my fourth wife and remarry my second wife?
    four times? Jesus Christ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenWyvern View Post
    Jail? I want to know as well.


    Taiboxa too, I know he was have legal problems but I am out of the loop.
    Tai is fine he is just behaving.. he's doing things the natty way... his body is no longer up for scientific studies :P



    DSM: You're on a game show and there are 3 doors, a car behind one of them and nothing behind the other 2. The host tells you to choose a door, let's say for argument sake you choose door #1. Now there are 2 remaining doors, the game show host does not open your door but leaves your door alone and opens door #3 and shows you there is nothing behind it. There are 2 remaining doors, #1 and #2. The host gives you an option to either switch doors and go with #2 or keep your original choice door #1, what do you do?
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    can you tell me what a ballcozzi is ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    How do i suspend myself??
    tie a rope around your neck, through the other end over a high tree limp and tie it off.....LOLOL
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    Do you have sexual fantasies where you abuse helpless dude?
    Do you have sexual fantasies where you are abused helplessly by a dude?
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    How many post would you say that you'd have if the site administrator removed any and all posts that contained sexual content or sexual suggestions?
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    Will my dog ever stop humping my leg?

    If so when?

    Will I be mad because he stopped?
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  24. 02-13-2009, 12:28 PM #1104
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTK View Post
    DSM: You're on a game show and there are 3 doors, a car behind one of them and nothing behind the other 2. The host tells you to choose a door, let's say for argument sake you choose door #1. Now there are 2 remaining doors, the game show host does not open your door but leaves your door alone and opens door #3 and shows you there is nothing behind it. There are 2 remaining doors, #1 and #2. The host gives you an option to either switch doors and go with #2 or keep your original choice door #1, what do you do?
    An oldie but goodie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Will my dog ever stop humping my leg?

    If so when?

    Will I be mad because he stopped?
    No
    No

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    Will my present wife ever give me anal sex?
    If you get her drunk.

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    How many times will I have sex tonight?
    Only with yourself , once.

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    what do you think when you see a horse dick?
    Dinner

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    Have you ever licked a dog balls?
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    do you love rick James?
    yes

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    will I ever be rick?
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    How many post would you say that you'd have if the site administrator removed any and all posts that contained sexual content or sexual suggestions?
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    Do you have sexual fantasies where you abuse helpless dude?
    Do you have sexual fantasies where you are abused helplessly by a dude?
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    what is the quickest (in terms of number of posts) anyone has ever been banned from this site?
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    Tell Admin to go F himself.

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    can you tell me what a ballcozzi is ??

    When a female fills her mouth with Sprite and has a man place his pubic satchel into her mouth, after which she gurgles


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    still waiting for a GOOD title
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  26. 02-13-2009, 03:21 PM #1106
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTK View Post
    Tai is fine he is just behaving.. he's doing things the natty way... his body is no longer up for scientific studies :P



    DSM: You're on a game show and there are 3 doors, a car behind one of them and nothing behind the other 2. The host tells you to choose a door, let's say for argument sake you choose door #1. Now there are 2 remaining doors, the game show host does not open your door but leaves your door alone and opens door #3 and shows you there is nothing behind it. There are 2 remaining doors, #1 and #2. The host gives you an option to either switch doors and go with #2 or keep your original choice door #1, what do you do?
    Yes; you should switch. The first door has a 1/3 chance of winning, but the second door has a 2/3 chance.
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  27. 02-13-2009, 03:23 PM #1107
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    How many post would you say that you'd have if the site administrator removed any and all posts that contained sexual content or sexual suggestions?
    LMFAO!!!
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