'Official Postwhore Thread'

[D7M]

or find a boring ass office job.

no caloric expenditure, easy to get your meals in

you can whore on here all day and get paid...

[RuhlFreak55]

yah, that's the only bad part.

being a student and training like you do...gots to get that rest.

depends on the place, but you can expect something like $12/hr

i'd deal with it for 12.....i'd only do that thurs fri saturday though....other nights it'd just not be possible

[D7M]

strike that last part

I've had people come into my office while I'm on here,

and all they immediately see is "LOOKING FOR STEROIDS?"

....and that's never good

[RuhlFreak55]

or find a boring ass office job.

no caloric expenditure, easy to get your meals in

you can whore on here all day and get paid...

how would i go about that?


on another note i just saw three little ****able sluts go into an apartment across the way.

[RuhlFreak55]

strike that last part

I've had people come into my office while I'm on here,

and all they immediately see is "LOOKING FOR STEROIDS?"

....and that's never good

i always wonder if someone is gonna see that at school....but if they ever do they never say anything.

[Nicotine]

LOL

or some peoples avitars! :P

hahaha

my work place i had for the longest time were cool...they knew i was on here during work. :P

then again, they knew i was on. my co worker went to grab a usb memstick outta my bag, and i had some syringes in their packages in there. whoops.

RHUL! long time no see

[RuhlFreak55]

LOL

or some peoples avitars! :P

hahaha

my work place i had for the longest time were cool...they knew i was on here during work. :P

then again, they knew i was on. my co worker went to grab a usb memstick outta my bag, and i had some syringes in their packages in there. whoops.

RHUL! long time no see

rofl you walk around with gear??? **** that.....lol

[D7M]

how would i go about that?


on another note i just saw three little ****able sluts go into an apartment across the way.

do some searching...my opinion is that it doesn't matter as much as people think about what degree you have (or are working toward).

Alot of places will hire someone intelligent regardless of their "specialty"

ohhh shit....go get 'em, ruhl!

[RuhlFreak55]

do some searching...my opinion is that it doesn't matter as much as people think about what degree you have (or are working toward).

Alot of places will hire someone intelligent regardless of their "specialty"

ohhh shit....go get 'em, ruhl!

i dunno if they're deserving....they did pull up in a toyota....i think they need tied up first

[D7M]

LOL

or some peoples avitars! :P

exactly!

if they don't see the huge steroid banner, then they definitely see someones' avy with huge boobs!

[Nicotine]

rofl you walk around with gear??? **** that.....lol

i am on prescription....

i can walk around with it taped to my forhead infront of cops and they cant do shit. LOL

i had syringes in my bag, cuz i was going to a friends after work to give him his booster.....

[D7M]

i dunno if they're deserving....they did pull up in a toyota....i think they need tied up first

would it be better if they pulled up in a bronco?

tied up? damn....LOL

[Kratos]

oyyyyy, I'm hung over
bank chick fed me martini's and took advantage of me

[D7M]

steven segal is the best action star ever

[D7M]

I'm watching "executive decision"

[D7M]

and I'm being sarcastic

[Kratos]

would it be better if they pulled up in a bronco?

tied up? damn....LOL

Bronco would be a total bull dike mobile. Hot chicks wouldn't be interested in buying one of those.

[D7M]

oyyyyy, I'm hung over
bank chick fed me martini's and took advantage of me

what kinda martini's y'all drink?

(don't say "apple-tinis")

[mrdude]

FYI I made out with a really hot MILF yesterday in a small nightclub.
Then at the afterparty there were one lesbian girl and one bisexuall girl.
And no I´m not lying.

[Kratos]

what kinda martini's y'all drink?

(don't say "apple-tinis")

I was drinking dirty's (just olive juice and vodka for the most part)
a lot of people find them gross, but I like salty better than sweet

then we went back to her place and she gave me lap dances wearing these little red and white striped panties mmmm.

[D7M]

I was drinking dirty's (just olive juice and vodka for the most part)
a lot of people find them gross, but I like salty better than sweet

then we went back to her place and she gave me lap dances wearing these little red and white striped panties mmmm.

actually, yah, I prefer a real dirty martini.

when I used to drink though, I'd always have my liquor straight.

mmmmm, lap dances, yummy

[Kratos]

the chick I'm going out with tonight called me up at 10:30am to confirm our plans. Needless to say I was sleeping and not in the mood to pick up the phone. I called her back at almost 3 after I ate lunch. So, I gotta loose this headache before dinner.

[Kratos]

actually, yah, I prefer a real dirty martini.

when I used to drink though, I'd always have my liquor straight.

mmmmm, lap dances, yummy

she gave really good lap dances, grinding into my dick to the beat of the music. But it was better than a strip club lap dance because the bouncer doesn't break your arm if you touch the girl. Not a stripper, just a nice chick with skillz.

[D7M]

the chick I'm going out with tonight called me up at 10:30am to confirm our plans. Needless to say I was sleeping and not in the mood to pick up the phone. I called her back at almost 3 after I ate lunch. So, I gotta loose this headache before dinner.

ha! That's awesome!

she gave really good lap dances, grinding into my dick to the beat of the music. But it was better than a strip club lap dance because the bouncer doesn't break your arm if you touch the girl. Not a stripper, just a nice chick with skillz.

man, see that's nice.

I had this non-stripper girl *try* to give me a lap dance, and it was just fvking pathetic.

she had no rythm, and was just real, uh, stiff and very self-conscious.

[AnimalGear]

oh man i'm bored

Kratos, let's start brewing our own gear...it's cheaper and we can make cash

[AnimalGear]

she gave really good lap dances, grinding into my dick to the beat of the music. But it was better than a strip club lap dance because the bouncer doesn't break your arm if you touch the girl. Not a stripper, just a nice chick with skillz.

I give my girl more lapdance than she gives me

[D7M]

I'm tired,

but going to do cardio and abs....

[Kratos]

oh man i'm bored

Kratos, let's start brewing our own gear...it's cheaper and we can make cash

I'm already ahead of you on the brewing part. Don't need the cash, not worth the legal risk to be selling it to me. Life is good, I wouldn't want to go from how I'm livin to a jail cell getting my butthole pounded.

[Kratos]

I give my girl more lapdance than she gives me

no offense animal, but that's kinda gay
If you can dance like a male stripper, chances are you like boys

[AnimalGear]

no offense animal, but that's kinda gay
If you can dance like a male stripper, chances are you like boys

nah it's not like that, i can just grind on her with my ass. It's hot. It takes mad skill that YOU probably don't have

[AnimalGear]

whats your fav kind of girlscout cookie?

i like the thin mints, and maybe the shortbread ones. and always the caramel delights

[AnimalGear]

kratos did you get my pm?

[Kratos]

nah it's not like that, i can just grind on her with my ass. It's hot. It takes mad skill that YOU probably don't have

hahaha, that just sounds creepy and odd but I'm glad she enjoys it.
I have a buddy who has all the stripper moves down. He somehow comes up with a way to design a different halloween costume around a bananna hammock every year. Seen him give lap dances at halloween parties before to girls he was trying to take home. The results are usually every other girl at the party starts asking me about my gay friend.

[AnimalGear]

hahaha, that just sounds creepy and odd but I'm glad she enjoys it.
I have a buddy who has all the stripper moves down. He somehow comes up with a way to design a different halloween costume around a bananna hammock every year. Seen him give lap dances at halloween parties before to girls he was trying to take home. The results are usually every other girl at the party starts asking me about my gay friend.

[Brown Ninja]

Everyone needs a gay friend

[AnimalGear]

indeed...

[Kratos]

just took a dry painful dehydraded shit. I'll take beer shits over martini shits anyday.
Felt like it was too big to fit out my bung hole. Thank god that's over.
If I were ruhl I would have enjoyed it.

[Kratos]

had my shit and shower
time to go out
no way do I feel 100% so I hope she's a talker

[KatsMeow]

bump

[Dukkit]

*sigh*