oh myOriginally Posted by Kratos
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oh my
I feel accomplished
she wouldn't let me get her sexy panties off though, I kept getting denied but she never stopped.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
*looks confused* does this mean no sex? i dunno that i could handle that....actually i know i couldn't
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
**** that, i hope i'm never in such a situation....i'd take the ****in damn panties......u don't tease unless you wanna **** at the end
I feel accomplished
sure enough I had to hit the bathroom a 3rd time after about two hours of being fluffed. and she met me at the door and sat me on this ottoman foot rest thingy. Put some music on and gave me the best lap dance ever. I was in my boxers and she was wearing just panties. It was so hot, she had incredible moves for a non stripper chick.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
I see...heating the dish and not eating it...bah!
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
so no sex?
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
thats rough
i would of just jerked one out right in front of her and stained her damn panties
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
as i said.....efffffff that
I feel accomplished
she pulled me back into the bedroom and at that point we both needed it so bad. After a little dry humping and her getting super into it...oh yeah. She was really good in bed, she was just so into it, so hot.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
Too much preliminaries for sex...Not for me.
I feel accomplished
I was playing the game, she didn't want to have sex on the first date, but I knew if I hung in there long enough, it'd be all good.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
oh! whew! good
good job at keepin me on the edge of my seat!!
Borderline Personality
Kratos passes the torture and anticipation along...
I feel accomplished
first date, that would never happen under gf circumstances. Makes it fun and unique experience. I liked it, thrill of the hunt. I wouldn't have thought much of her if she just spread her legs the second we walked in the apt and said jump right in.
I feel accomplished
so around 6am I left, the sun was coming up. I told her I just needed some sleep, it was tough to get her to let me leave. Woke up at noon with a major headache.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
is this the "jewish " girl?? kratos
I feel accomplished
well, I thought she might be jewish but she shares the same faith as me. A total lack of religion.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
hmmm but in that amount of time if she wasn't being prudish you could have ****ed 3 damn times.....more orgasms for everyone...more betta
"A Dukkit In The Making"
yeah yeah, that's what they all say. but is she jewish?
Banned
oy vey!
I feel accomplished
I don't think you get it, it was a date, I didn't buy a hooker. I had to play by her rules to some extent.
I'll call her back and hit it again sometime.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
hahaha
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
when you have a whole bunch of nice new Test.
I feel accomplished
idk, I tried to investigate that for ya by asking if her parents were into religion or her grandparents.
Her disbelief in God spans 3 generations so that was as hard as I could dig.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
ahh, the girl i told you "she looks jewish" and you said i doubt it...
I was right.
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I feel accomplished
so then I had to sober up and take a pile of excedrin so I could make it on time to go out with teacher chick. I made her wait for me about 20min, just couldn't motivate to leave the house.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
and yep... theres Matt
Anabolic Member
hey HEY hey everybody
I feel accomplished
I can't confirm or deny that
"A Dukkit In The Making"
no, he didn't admit anything...
but he suspiciously evades answering hahahaha
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
sup buddy
Banned
but how will you ever synthesize prostaglandins whilst consuming NSAIDs?
I feel accomplished
Teacher chick is the most attractive physically to me of the girls I'm dating. I let her pick the date cause she lives like 45 min away from me and I didn't want her to have to drive. Nice dinner and then we went out for coffee after. The whole thing was very sophistocated but no action beyond a kiss. She's classy almost to the point of being fake I think. But, she dresses very stylish and her body is really good, and she looks hot enough, I'll go out with her again. I want to at least see her naked.
I feel accomplished
isn't that the point?
get rid of the prostaglandins and loose the headache?
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so, i need some advice. i've been banging the girl that lives next door to me for a couple weeks now. She looks alright, semi-intelligent, and will let me come over to fvck her basically anytime i want. the thing is, she's kinda boring and we have absolutely nothing in common, thus i do not want any sort of serious relationship with her. unfortunately, i think she wants more than just a fvck buddy and expects something serious. im gonna have to break it to her one of these days in the near future but dont know how and ive always had trouble mustering the balls to tell a girl such a thing. i know she's gonna be pretty tore up about it. advice?
I feel accomplished
she has a great sense of humor, had me laughing all night, it was like being on a date with seinfeld.We talked about religion and I was unable to figure out if she decended from jewish people.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
dont tell her shit.. just stop answering calls and texts
and start entering your house via the back door or window so shes doesnt see you
hahah
just playin
I feel accomplished
find a new girl first or you'll ruhl your penis and have nothing
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