'Official Postwhore Thread'

***El Diablo*** · 02-25-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

friggin

fraggin

freaggin

Trenbolin
Trenbolon
Tribolon

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Trenbolin
Trenbolon
Tribolon

yum-may!

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 09:52 AM

where the hell are my god damn, sukka mutha fukka, slut bags bunch of post whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-25-2009, 09:55 AM

i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-25-2009, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee

hey i need some economics info from you. im having trouble describing something with IS-LM.

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee

its called rest.... and not overtraining... both of which you dont do enough of

and now your body is telling you to STOP!!!

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:18 AM

so, I'm going out with bank chick 2 again tonight

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-25-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

so, I'm going out with bank chick 2 again tonight

its a trap

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:22 AM

she said we have to act like civilized adults, and no absudity
no lets go over to this other bar cause I need to talk to the DJ
no 5 o'clock in the morning, it's getting hot in here I need to open all the windows

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm mostly sleeping.....and thinking about taking a sledgehammer to my knee

cause you didn't listen to papa kratos when you had the chance, now chances are you've done real damage

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:24 AM

I think she wants a normal date with no sex? I don't think that's a good idea, I only called he back because of the absurdity.

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:25 AM

my power stearing pump shot out all it's fluid all over the engine and now it's difficult to turn. I gotta call the saab dealer right away.

**Reed** · 02-25-2009, 10:25 AM

dirty sluts

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I think she wants a normal date with no sex? I don't think that's a good idea, I only called he back because of the absurdity.

wait, what? this is the girl who lap danced ya? and made you wait a few hours for sex?

Originally Posted by Kratos

my power stearing pump shot out all it's fluid all over the engine and now it's difficult to turn. I gotta call the saab dealer right away.

oh fun

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

wait, what? this is the girl who lap danced ya? and made you wait a few hours for sex?

yeah her

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

dirty sluts

would you like to wash me clean mister reed?

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos;445***4

yeah her

oh no. i dont like the sound of that

shes gonna start playin games and controlling her vag.

you need to put an end to that and dick her down good.

make her think of you sexing her up 24/7

lol

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:35 AM

so my buddy (who started juicing same time as me) went to the doc's yesterday
he's not on right now so BP was fine

"hmmm it seems you've gained 26 pounds since your last visit."
"Is this normal for you? did you know about this?"

"yeah I knew I put on some weight."

the nurse kept playing with and re-caliberating the scale while looking at the chart. Then she left the room for a min and caught him weighing himself. She laughed her ass off.

**Reed** · 02-25-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;445***9

would you like to wash me clean mister reed?

someone needs to spray your dirty ass down with a hose

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh no. i dont like the sound of that

shes gonna start playin games and controlling her vag.

you need to put an end to that and dick her down good.

make her think of you sexing her up 24/7

lol

she doesn't really have a leg to stand on, if she tries to play games, I'm done
I only want to go out with her again cause she fvcks good

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

she doesn't really have a leg to stand on, if she tries to play games, I'm done
I only want to go out with her again cause she fvcks good

good. fukk her. you got it in the bag. shes talking tough. but you get your hands on her and she'll change that mind

Originally Posted by Reed

someone needs to spray your dirty ass down with a hose

oh fun! i love water sports!!

Originally Posted by Kratos

so my buddy (who started juicing same time as me) went to the doc's yesterday
he's not on right now so BP was fine

"hmmm it seems you've gained 26 pounds since your last visit."
"Is this normal for you? did you know about this?"

"yeah I knew I put on some weight."

the nurse kept playing with and re-caliberating the scale while looking at the chart. Then she left the room for a min and caught him weighing himself. She laughed her ass off.

haha sounds like abbot. he went to the docs and had gained 30 pounds in the last few months... and the nurse said the same thing...

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:41 AM

so tattoo chicks friend has a crush on me... tattoo chick gave her my number and we have been chatting

hahahaha

**Kratos** · 02-25-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

so tattoo chicks friend has a crush on me... tattoo chick gave her my number and we have been chatting

hahahaha

what does her friend look like?
so tattoo chick doesn't like you?

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

what does her friend look like?
so tattoo chick doesn't like you?

tattoo just wants a fling. which is fine. but her friend wants more. which is better. and her friend and i have alot in common.

i dont have any pics saved of her friend. i had some texted to me but i cleared my texts without saving the pics

ill get some

shes cute. short 5'5 (my fav), long curly hair (my fav) thick (my fav) tan.

just graduated nursing school. is independent. has her own place and such

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:45 AM

oh and shes a twin!!

**Reed** · 02-25-2009, 10:47 AM

SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss

**scibble** · 02-25-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss

do it

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

SO i got offered to go to a swingers club meeting thing IDK what the fukk it is but I get the chance to have sex with 2 maybe 3 girls at once...... discuss

swinging is fun!!!

do it!!

but you may have to share your girl... so be careful!

**Reed** · 02-25-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

swinging is fun!!!

do it!!

but you may have to share your girl... so be careful!

Oh i know i don't care about sharing just don't know if I'm down with getting my dick near another dude like they do in pornos..... you know..... these bitches seem pretty freaky....

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

Oh i know i don't care about sharing just don't know if I'm down with getting my dick near another dude like they do in pornos..... you know..... these bitches seem pretty freaky....

oh please. stop bein a baby. its just skin. my dicks been near other guys dicks. (ive been involved in swingers parties)

but its not like your sword fighting. you keep tabs on your dick and they do the same

you wont turn gay

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:11 AM

sluts... get back here and whore withme!

**Ernst** · 02-25-2009, 11:18 AM

Whooorrrreeessss!!!

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:22 AM

hi ernst!!

**Ernst** · 02-25-2009, 11:24 AM

This thread has been limping along for a couple days now... wtf?!

**Ernst** · 02-25-2009, 11:27 AM

I get to go to the bank today

. I'm done being broke (for a while anyway).

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I get to go to the bank today

. I'm done being broke (for a while anyway).

oh fun fun! im expecting a check in the mail for some shit i sold

and yeahh... this thread is makin me sad

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:29 AM

im slowing down. i need some sugar

**Dukkit** · 02-25-2009, 11:30 AM

30,000 posts..... im comin for ya

fukkin record bitches!!

**Ernst** · 02-25-2009, 11:31 AM

I passed my first round of exams. Nothing special, but I don't need to blow anyone away now... already accepted.

**Ernst** · 02-25-2009, 11:44 AM

Lazy whores. I'm out.

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