Ask DSM anything.

[IM708]

What if a steam engine ran out of steam?

[IM708]

If I smiled for long enough would my face get stuck in that position?

[IM708]

O&A or Howard Stern?

[IM708]

Do you know of any lip balm that is better than burt beeswax?

[IM708]

If martha stewart offered to make dinner for u would you accept if it meant you had to have sex w/ her?

[IM708]

If I designed a flintstones style vehicle would you buy it?

[IM708]

Have you ever stared at a strobe light?

[IM708]

Is it possible to win a staring contest against a painting?

[IM708]

If you could buy a cup shaped like a penis would you buy it?

[IM708]

Would a drink made out of blood, sweat, and tears taste good?

[IM708]

alright im done for now. Did you have fun today?

[T-MOS]

Why do I all of a sudden have this strong urge for a booty call?

What's a good post breakup song for me to listen to?

Call Me !!!!

[*RAGE*]

how have you been bro?

[T-MOS]

where have you been?

did your bf take care of you over the weekend?

Will lawstudent give me a booty call?

[warchild]

why are guys leaving the site for the rr?

[IM708]

why are guys leaving the site for the rr?

what is rr?

[DSM4Life]

why are guys leaving the site for the rr?

their retarded

where have you been?

did your bf take care of you over the weekend?

Will lawstudent give me a booty call?

Computer went down, needed new motherboard.
He did
Nope

how have you been bro?

a lot better, you ?

alright im done for now. Did you have fun today?

yup

Would a drink made out of blood, sweat, and tears taste good?

nope

If you could buy a cup shaped like a penis would you buy it?

yes

Is it possible to win a staring contest against a painting?

yes

Have you ever stared at a strobe light?

yes

If I designed a flintstones style vehicle would you buy it?

does it come with a warranty ?

If martha stewart offered to make dinner for u would you accept if it meant you had to have sex w/ her?

depends whats for dinner

Do you know of any lip balm that is better than burt beeswax?

burts is the bee's knees

O&A or Howard Stern?

stern

If I smiled for long enough would my face get stuck in that position?

nope

What if a steam engine ran out of steam?

it would stop

What would be the first thing you would buy if you shopped at walmart?

a candle

What is 2^34?

2^32 = 4 294 967 296

This is officially post number 800, should I go to Disney Land to celebrate?

no

Why doesn't santa just use a door when delivering gifts to all the little boys and girls around the world instead of a chimney? Won't he dirty up his clothes? How does he even fit? What if a fire is going? What if they don't even own a chimney? What if the vent is closed?

he doesnt have keys
scotchgaurd
sucks in his tummy
he can blow it out
he opens the vent

What if someone gave you a pet rabbit as a gift?

i would let it go in the streets

If a person uses green ink to write an essay does it mean they are a hippy?

means their black pen is out of ink

If a person writes an essay using red ink does it mean they are an angry person?

no, means the blue pen is out of ink

What would happen if I tried to parasail using my car to pull me?

nothing

Would you make love to Richard Simmons?

never

Does julius caesar like caesar dressing?

he hates it

What would the outcome if I tried to go matrix style up a flight of stairs?

If at first you dont succeed .......

Whats your immediate reaction if a person hit you over the head with a chair?

End their life

Favorite coffee shop?

starbucks

What do you think of if you see a bottle of calamine lotion?

wet

If a drink holder had the ability to talk what would it say?

I hate cold drinks

Why do u have a bug a$$ mole on my a$$?

is this English ?

What goes through your mind if you pass by a hardware store and see a hammer on display?

If it would fit up my @$$

Why do I fall asleep when I lay down in my bed?

Your trained to

If a random person waves at you what do you do?

smile back

Do you find snakes to be neat?

nope

Is the guy in the buysteroids ad at the top of this site a real doctor?

no

Why do I hate wearing sweaters?

cause they make u look gay

What would happen if I wrapped a plastic bag over my head?

You would just take it off when you couldnt hold your breath any longer

Why am I sooooo angry?

Need a break

Mcdonalds or Burger King?

Mc'd fries
BK burgers

How many cheeseburgers can I eat in an hour?

10

Is DSM ever going to answer all of my questions?

yes

When a man asks a woman how many men she's slept with, what's an acceptable answer?

Is a 14yr age gap (man being older) really that bad?

Time amount by at least 2

No

Will lawstudent marry me?

no

Deep down, does jbm want to cyber with me?

Do people still cyber in 2009?

He does
They do

why do people associate 'roid rage with steroid use and hot hemorrhoids? Bad hemorrhoids can lead to rage.

Is jbm a night owl?

They don't
Yes

Why does Brown Ninja ask the funniest questions?

Is brown ninja trying to get my attention with his questions?

He has no life
YEs

Why do men like to see women or ask women to try to lick their own breasts?

Why are some men so quiet in bed or quiet when they're having an orgasm or show no different facial expression when having an O?

Its hot

Afraid to look stupid

Do men actually like that "quief sound" i.e. vaginal fart (I'm not sure if I'm using the right term)?

Can a woman ever be "too" wet when doing the nasty? (Hahaha, the nasty,...I just had to say it)

we don't. Its funny around our buddies but gross in person.

Yes

Why am I depressed?
Why can't I fast forward time?

Your too hard on yourself
Jesus holds the stop watch

Why do I all of a sudden have this strong urge for a booty call?

What's a good post breakup song for me to listen to?

Your horny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbtcX55_7VM

Why am I angry...but not angry...but sad...but angry...but not angry...but damn pissed?


Why does part of me wants to devour a few chocolate bars...yet the other part of me wants to work harder at my workouts to get that damn killer body?

PMS

Your body craves sugar

Ok, well since I do want answers, here are my Qs:

Why are men a$$hole$?

Why did my former bf cheat on me when he doesn't even 'have enough' to satisfy MY needs?

Its in our DNS

Made him feel good to be wanted

So how ****ing sweet is my new avatar?

Its ok

[warchild]

a secret man

[lawstudent007]

why are guys leaving the site for the rr?

what's the rr??

[warchild]

i doubt that dsm, some of the good ones r ther

[DSM4Life]

what's the rr??

[IM708]

i doubt that dsm, some of the good ones r ther

What now we have secret societies via internet?

[Brown Ninja]

Why do I have no life?
PS that is sort of hurtful and uncalled for.....asshole

[Brown Ninja]

Who's brain is smaller......A womans or a birds?

[Brown Ninja]

Do i have nice balls?

[Brown Ninja]

Will Watchmen be worth the wait or is it over hyped garbage?

[Brown Ninja]

Can the "Cum Dumpster" be used as a term of endearment?

[T-MOS]

why doesn't brown ninja visit the LOVE thread?

[jbm]

why people reproduce?

[DSM4Life]

why doesn't brown ninja visit the LOVE thread?

He is waiting for law to invite him

Can the "Cum Dumpster" be used as a term of endearment?

yes

Will Watchmen be worth the wait or is it over hyped garbage?

garbage

Do i have nice balls?

yes but you need to shave them

Who's brain is smaller......A womans or a birds?

womans

Why do I have no life?
PS that is sort of hurtful and uncalled for.....asshole

I am what i eat. (just pullin your leg)

[DSM4Life]

why people reproduce?

accidents / boredom

[IM708]

Why are people leaving this forum for 'rr'

[meej]

DSM are you a Mitsubishi fan.....i am....i love the EVO 9...are you into the whole import racing seen...if not...what does DSM stand for...

[DSM4Life]

DSM are you a Mitsubishi fan.....i am....i love the EVO 9...are you into the whole import racing seen...if not...what does DSM stand for...

I am , had a eagle talon Tsi AWD

I love the Evo 8

Why are people leaving this forum for 'rr'

already answered above

[IM708]

diamond star motors

[DSM4Life]

diamond star motors

You pay attention, good man

[IM708]

^^^might as well have saved you the trouble

already answered above

becuz their douches...ah good reason

[meej]

awesome...

[Brown Ninja]

Why is the sky Blue?

[DSM4Life]

Why is the sky Blue?

answered in depth already