Thread: 'Official Postwhore Thread'

  1. 03-07-2009, 01:57 AM #135041
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    Quote Originally Posted by borra View Post
    One of my buddies at work told me he crapped himself yesterday at work. He said he was on the phone and squeezed one out. He said it felt a little too hot and wet, so he got up to go to the bathroom. When he got up he knew he crapped himself. He said he took his boxers off and thew them away in the trash.

    I won't ever forget the first time I shit myself. What a horrible feeling.
    WTF!
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    I almost shit myself tonight, damn protein powder!
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    Why protein powder makes you shit?
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    I dunno, I asked DSM
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    Lol! If I change brand my system adjust for 2 days. hate the filing it's like diarrhea.
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    Yeah, it only gets me when I drink too many shakes and not enough real food
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    Me too bro real food is still the best!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    It's how I did

    Probably 1000 or so of mine are "real" posts... the rest are lounge and whore thread for sure.
    LOL! well that's the way it is...
    Cheers...
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    Is it my comp or is this shit slow right now?
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    the system i think
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    Damn, I might have to go to porn hub
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    try fantasti.cc bro... it's better!
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    Good lookin' out, I wanna whore 200 tonight first
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    ok! good luck bro...
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    I need a drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    I need a drink
    this is what I need...
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    Me too, got a hoe coming over
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    She claims to be a virgin
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    lolol... they always say that brother!
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    I don't believe her, it's kind of a turnoff, I like whores
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    She does this good
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    She does this good
    can I join?
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    That's why I like whores, share 'em with the homies
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    I already experienced 3 some bro... hehe...
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    I like to double stuff 'em
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    we went to a strip club then the miracle happened
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    What strip club?
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    even if I'll tell you it's too far bro I'm Asian! hehe...
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    I heard about those, haha, well I gotta go put something in this bitches mouth so she stop talking, talk to ya later bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    I heard about those, haha, well I gotta go put something in this bitches mouth so she stop talking, talk to ya later bro
    Ok good luck happy fvckng!
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