Ask DSM anything.

[IM708]

181. Is neutral-red neutral?

182. 182-0+25^(-1/4)

183. Who would win in a smiling contest, you or sylvester stallone?

184. Turkey or Chicken

185. Favorite kind of music?

[IM708]

186. Am I an attention whore If I cry alot?

187. What happens if i spill a bowl of "ugh oh spagettios?"

188. If I took flour and put in a fan what would happen?

189. How many calories would i get from eating wood?

190. Can i make throwing stars out of cds?

[IM708]

191. Is Good Charlotte good?

192. What's the perfect name for a pig?

193. Can I kill you with a plastic spork?

194. How often do you choke the chicken?

195. Is Bill clinton a pimp?

[IM708]

196. Can I kill myself only using floss?

197. What would happen if i choped my own nuts off?

198. Ain't ain't a word right?

199. Why do I have herpes on my ear?

200. log(200/56)?

[IM708]

201. Would you wear a perfume if it was called Sex Monkey?

202. Who came up with the words tye dye?

203. Is Lance Bass your idol?

204. Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?

205. Would you eat your own pimple?

[IM708]

206. Whats the fastest way to lose weight?

207. What is Einstein do on april 2nd 1908?

208. Are there hidden subliminal messages in obamas speech's?

209. What would be your immediate reaction if i beat you at a game of crokay?

210. Ever played naked twister?

[IM708]

211. Do you ever role play during sex?

212. Why arn't peoples hands used during riverdance?

213. Why are my cats noses wet?

214. What is 10,000 romanian dollars worth in American?

215. I just drank some dish detergent what should I do?

[IM708]

216. Have you ever licked a frog?

217. Who's tits are those in my avatar?

218. Do you hum to yourself when running on a tredmill?

219. Would you have sex with obamas wife?

220. How long can you do a handstand for without using your hands

[IM708]

221. Can you burp the ABCs?

222. x^2+2x-6=0. What is x?

223. Can you beat the three musketeers at arm wrestling?

224. Why is Oprah so fat?

225. Would you let a dog lick your balls?

[IM708]

226. Watched any good movies recently?

227. Do you purposely roll up the windows and fart in your car?

228. What's the worst thing a person can do on the first date?

229. If I dropped a book on the floor would it be angry at me?

230. When's lunch?

[IM708]

231. I want to be abused, will you abuse me?

232. If my nuts itch does it mean they need attention?

233. Is logitech a logical choice?

234. Are sharp tvs sharp?

235. If I ate phytoestrogens every day would i eventually turn into a female?

[IM708]

236. If I kill a bird on thursday will anything bad happen to me 3 weeks from now on monday?

237. Can I collapse if I pinch myself too hard?

238. Whats the probability that I will breathe in the next five minutes?

239. Is it unusually sunny on sunday?

240. Could i win the biggest loser?

[IM708]

241. Are you jealous?

242. Am i considered a cone head if i put a cone on my head?

243. Would eating a pine cone provide a healthy amount of fiber in the diet?

244. Ever eaten a rotten egg?

245. If you were a teacher and your job was to discipline kids by spanking them would you get off on doing that?

[IM708]

246. Do you own a grandmother clock?

247. Should i wear polyester only on wednesdays?

248. Do you like to munch on nuts?

249. Do i like to munch on nuts?

250. tan(50/5^e^2.46)?

[jbm]

Why my bro ironmaiden708, asks a lot of questions?

[luxifer93]

Can you answer all 250 questions in under five minutes?

[Brown Ninja]

Do you respect Iron Maidens questions?

[Brown Ninja]

Is watching the UFC for free on the internet, wrong?

[luxifer93]

Is watching animal porn wrong?

[Brown Ninja]

^^^Depends, what type of animals?

[Brown Ninja]

If they are cute and cuddly, yes. If they are ugly and mean, then they deserve it.

[luxifer93]

OK Good!

[Brown Ninja]

is it a snake or an alligator?

[Brown Ninja]

just stay away from panda's and kittens.....otherwise your a real asshole

[luxifer93]

It's a chimp and a frog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdkSazWoek

[luxifer93]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHW3q5ZpxGY&NR=1

[luxifer93]

Monkeys are perverted, sorry DSM

[DSM4Life]

Is watching animal porn wrong?

no

Is watching the UFC for free on the internet, wrong?

no

Do you respect Iron Maidens questions?

yes

Can you answer all 250 questions in under five minutes?

yes

Why my bro ironmaiden708, asks a lot of questions?

way too much time on his hand

246. Do you own a grandmother clock?

247. Should i wear polyester only on wednesdays?

248. Do you like to munch on nuts?

249. Do i like to munch on nuts?

250. tan(50/5^e^2.46)?

no
no
yes
yes
tan(50 / (5^(e^2.46))) = 3.29350124 × 10-7

241. Are you jealous?

242. Am i considered a cone head if i put a cone on my head?

243. Would eating a pine cone provide a healthy amount of fiber in the diet?

244. Ever eaten a rotten egg?

245. If you were a teacher and your job was to discipline kids by spanking them would you get off on doing that?

no
no
no
no
yes

236. If I kill a bird on thursday will anything bad happen to me 3 weeks from now on monday?

237. Can I collapse if I pinch myself too hard?

238. Whats the probability that I will breathe in the next five minutes?

239. Is it unusually sunny on sunday?

240. Could i win the biggest loser?

no
no
slim
nope
yes

231. I want to be abused, will you abuse me?

232. If my nuts itch does it mean they need attention?

233. Is logitech a logical choice?

234. Are sharp tvs sharp?

235. If I ate phytoestrogens every day would i eventually turn into a female?

sure
need to be clean
yes
no
no

226. Watched any good movies recently?

227. Do you purposely roll up the windows and fart in your car?

228. What's the worst thing a person can do on the first date?

229. If I dropped a book on the floor would it be angry at me?

230. When's lunch?

no
no
talk
no
12

221. Can you burp the ABCs?

222. x^2+2x-6=0. What is x?

223. Can you beat the three musketeers at arm wrestling?

224. Why is Oprah so fat?

225. Would you let a dog lick your balls?

no
x² + 2x - 6 = 0
By quadratic formula
x = {-2 ± √[2² - 4(1)(-6)]}/2(1)
x = {-2 ± √[4 +24]}/2
x = (-2 ± √28)/2
x = (-2 ± 2√7)/2
x = -1 ± √7
A = -1 - √7 = - 3.645751311
B = -1 + √7 = 1.645751311
yes
bad diet
yes

216. Have you ever licked a frog?

217. Who's tits are those in my avatar?

218. Do you hum to yourself when running on a tredmill?

219. Would you have sex with obamas wife?

220. How long can you do a handstand for without using your hands

no
not urs
i dont run on tredmill
no
20 sec

211. Do you ever role play during sex?

212. Why arn't peoples hands used during riverdance?

213. Why are my cats noses wet?

214. What is 10,000 romanian dollars worth in American?

215. I just drank some dish detergent what should I do?

yes
not part of it
its natural
go to sleep

206. Whats the fastest way to lose weight?

207. What is Einstein do on april 2nd 1908?

208. Are there hidden subliminal messages in obamas speech's?

209. What would be your immediate reaction if i beat you at a game of crokay?

210. Ever played naked twister?

dont eat
had sex
no
death
nope

201. Would you wear a perfume if it was called Sex Monkey?

202. Who came up with the words tye dye?

203. Is Lance Bass your idol?

204. Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?

205. Would you eat your own pimple?

no
hippid
no
lee
no

196. Can I kill myself only using floss?

197. What would happen if i choped my own nuts off?

198. Ain't ain't a word right?

199. Why do I have herpes on my ear?

200. log(200/56)?

yes
could bleed to death
it is
sicko
log(200 / 56) = 0.552841969

191. Is Good Charlotte good?

192. What's the perfect name for a pig?

193. Can I kill you with a plastic spork?

194. How often do you choke the chicken?

195. Is Bill clinton a pimp?

yes
piggy
yes
one a day
no

186. Am I an attention whore If I cry alot?

187. What happens if i spill a bowl of "ugh oh spagettios?"

188. If I took flour and put in a fan what would happen?

189. How many calories would i get from eating wood?

190. Can i make throwing stars out of cds?

yes
you wld be pissed
cloud
none
yes

181. Is neutral-red neutral?

182. 182-0+25^(-1/4)

183. Who would win in a smiling contest, you or sylvester stallone?

184. Turkey or Chicken

185. Favorite kind of music?

yes
182 - 0 + (25^((-1) / 4)) = 182.447214
stallone
chicken
pop

176. Would you find it funny if I chucked a football at your head?

177. Have you ever chainsawed a guys ass crack?

178. Do leave blowers blow?

179. Can I smoke catnip and get high from it?

180. If I eat enough enough blueberries will I turn blue?

no
no
huh
no
no

171. Did you cry when you watched the movie The little Toaster?

172. If I drove my car into a brick wall at 80 mph and I wasn't wearing a seatbelt what would happen?

173. How many front flips can do in a row before you hit the ground?

174. Why do I hate Harry Potter?

175. Am I a black guy trapped in a white guys body?

no
die
answered
jealous
no

166. What does pu$$y liquor taste like?

167. What do grits taste like?

168. What would a human banana split look like.

169. do you have a sex swing in your bedroom?

170. What word do you think of when you see the letter "P."

pu$$y
nasty
bloddy
lol no
pu$$y

161. If I was to make a beep sound in your ear for over an hour straight would you eventually go insane?

162. Would you win in a fried chicken eating contest in Chicago?

163. If I dared you to dump hot oil on your chest would you do it?

164. What would be your immediate reaction if you shoved a jar up your ass and it broke in there?

165. Would i get hungry if all I ate were dates?

no
no
no
hospital
no

156. Did jack the ripper fart alot?

157. If I drink enough beer would I shit it out?

158. Do you enjoy dumping hot sauce on your face?

159. Do you use a belt sander to cut your finger nails?

160. Do you use a lawn mower for you toe nails?

he does
no
no
no
no

151. Whats my favorite food?

152. What my cats favorite food?

153. What my other cats favorite food?

154. Whats my ma's favorite food?

155. What did you do for valentines day?

answered
fish
fish
potatoes
my b/f

146. Are you a donkey or a mule?

147. 100/10*sin(.3196)?

148. Should I throw a pen at my ceiling until it gets stuck?

149. Would you call yourself gross?

150. Favorite food?

donkey

(100 / 10) * sin(.3196) = 3.14186841
no
es
steak

141. What gauge speaker wire should I use?

142. Can I beat a 2nd grader at a spelling bee?

143. If someone sent you a fine powder via mail what would do do?

144. Favorite gift for xmas?

145. Would you ever shove a sausage up your ass then eat it add flavor?

12
yes
throw it out
sega
sure

136. Can you choke yourself only using your feet?

137. What do you smell like?

138. If I broke some glass and glued it to a peice of paper would it be considered art?

139. Do you think I'm smarter than a brit?

140. What does sanjay gupta do for a living?

nope
man
no
yes
sell apples

131. What is the fifth derivative of 5^6?

132. Does Mr. Hazel drink alot of hazelnut coffee?

133. Do you think he enjoys eating hazelnuts?

134. Can I eat coffee beans?

135. 44*.9^9/.00056?

5^6 = 15 625
yes
no
yes

(44 * (.9^9)) / .00056 = 30 440.1813

126. Why is my sister so dumb?

127. Can a kangaroo play hopscotch?

128. What does the p in pH stand for?

129. Have you ever stapled your hand.

130. I get erected every time the mailman drops off mail, why?

genetics
yes
potential
yes
homo

121. Why is Jack Sparrow so sexy?

122. What do you think when you see a midget.

123. Have you ever kicked a girl in her shin?

124. Have you ever been slapped in the face?

125. What would happen if I headbutt a sidewalk?

pirates are sexy
how big his penis must be
no
yes
u would ge a headache

116. Can Tony Hawk fly like a hawk.

117. Who is your favorite comedian?

118. Why are hippies hairy?

119. Do hippies turn you on?

120. Do hippies actually exist these days or are they all wannabe hippies?

no
eddie murphy
keeps them warm while protesting
they do, there are

111. Do you have plans to buy a new car in the near future?

112. How much money do you have in your pocket?

113. Do i own a nice computer?

114. Would you eat your own pet if you got hungry enough?

115. How many backflips can I do in a row without roughing the ground.

already did
32
no
yes
4

106. Is WWE fake?

107. Are you a brotha?

108. Do you like green tea?

109. What if a rose didn't have any thorns on it?

110. What makes me unique?

yes
nope
no
they all do
who said ur unique ?

101. Why am I short?

102. Shorts or jeans?

103. If I bought you a pair of Umbro shorts would you wear them?

104. What would happen if I chugged a bottle of aspirin?

105. How do you spell RADAR backwards?

genetics
jeans
no
overdose
RADAR

96. Have you ever had a triple whopper from Burger King?

97. Why is spongebob squarepants yellow?

98. Why is the sun called a star when it isn't shaped like one?

99. Do you have a pea head?

100. Who's brain is bigger? Mine or yours?

no
answered
answered
no
mine

91. If I jump off a 150 ft bridge how long would it take me to hit the ground?

92. Do you cook pancakes?

93. Favorite clothing store?

94. My favorite clothing store?

95. Do I get an honorary crown for asking so many questions?

30 sec
yes
gap
salvation army
nope

86. What's the average length of an asians dick?

87. Would you ever date an asian?

88. Why do jews have big noses?

89. What is the point of the show Seinfeld?

90. If you had a magic carpet what would you name it?

1 inch
no
answered
answered
answered

81. Is michael jacksons pet monkey bubbles still alive?

82. What's another name for the hamstrings?

83. What does smile and frown mixed together look like?

84. Are you smarted than a fifth grader?

85. Would a cop find it funny if a threw a brick through the window of his patrol car?

yes
hammy
a happily sad person
yes except for math
no

76. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

77. Why is elton john gay?

78. What do you think of when you see banana?

79. Why do I like to rub my face on my carpet?

80. Have you ever stuck your finger up you butt and sniffed it afterwards?

yes
nature
potassium
ur a lesbian
i just did

71. If I bark at a dog does it understand me?

72. Can I lose 39 lbs fast using hydroxycut?

73. What creates sound?

74. How many volts of electricity would it take to kill me?

75. Do you think if I invented a toaster that could be used under water that it would be a big seller?

no
no
waves
put ur finger in a socket and find out
no

66. Whats your preferred method of removing ass hairs?

67. What would happen if I itched my head in one spot for 10 hours straight?

68. If you could buy cum flavored waffles would you buy it?

69. Would you put cum flavored syrup on it?

70. Why are my cats afraid of me?

i dont
lose hair
no
no
ur mean

61. La Le Lu Le ___?

62. What's on cloud nine?

63. If your asshole could talk to you what would it say after a heavy anal sex session?

64. What about after you took a dump?

65. Metal or plastic?

la
air
thank you
f*** you
plastic

56. What was your last electric bill?

57. If you commited suicide which would be your method of choice?

58. Would you buy a popsicle if it was salt flavored?

59. Have you ever stuck your dick in a bowl of pudding?

60. Would you eat that pudding after your dick was in it?

65
gun
no
nope
yes

51. If a cop threatened to shove his baton up your ass would you resist?

52. What time is it in japan?

53. I have a talking phone book but he never talks, is he shy?

54. Do you text often?

55. Lights on or off?

no
12:00
yes
yes
on

46. Do you think it is cool to wear flipflops w/ socks?

47. If you could make a remote to run any appliance in your house what would it be?

48. What kind of socks do you wear?

49. Do you drive like a miami driver?

50. Why am I a competitive driver?

answered
tv
short cut
no
over compensating

41. Who is bimbo #5

42. Can you kill two birds w/ one stone?

43. How many stones do you weigh?

44. What's the temp outside in kelvin?

45. Have you ever decorated your house with roses?

answered
yes
not enough
32
no

36. What's the best dog name ever?

37. Do you try to draw attention towards yourself?

38. What's your favorite color pen?

39. Black or Red?

40. Do you think I should dress like He Man for holloween?

penis
answered
blue
black
no

31. If you could eat grass would you?

32. What emotions are sparked by the color navy blue?

33. Can you guess how my hair is cut?

34. If you could kiss any celeb you wanted who would it be? What about female celebs?

35. Can I make a weapon out of a paper plane?

i have
sad
short
Angelina - Russell crows c0ck

26. Why do I own such a shitty car?

27. if you had the chance to assassinate obama would you do it?

28. Who's your favorite member on the board?

29. What would happen if I chugged a whole bottle of clen?

30. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

u need more money
no
you of course
overdose
no

21. Have you ever watched paint dry?

22. Is Steve Jobs cool?

23. Could I win a staring contest against you?

24. What would happen if I popped a whole bottle of iron pills? Could a magnet stick to my arm?

25. Do you own a nice pair of headphones?

nope
no
overdose
i do

16. What would happen if I put a vacuum on my dick?

17. Have you ever watched the video "1 guy 1 jar?"

18. If green means go and red means stop, what does white mean?

19. If you could ask mario any question you wanted what would it be?

20. Do you inhale white-out fumes?

answered
asked already
answered
hows the princess in bed
use to

11. What would happen if I mixed hot sauce w/ applesauce?

12. Why are babies so ugly?

13. Why are you gay?

14. If someone gave you a dollar what would be your reaction. Would you spend that dollar on something special? Would you crinkle it up and put it in your pocket? Would you fold it neatly and put it in your wallet? Would you give it to someone else?

15. Do i have a nice looking face?

it would be nasty
answered
answered
buy gum
answered

6. What foods have the flavor umami?

7. Can you do chinups using your chin?

8. Do you use sticky notes a lot?

9. Would you snort dust if I paid you a dollar?

10. Will the easter bunny kill me some day?

8 yes
no
no

1. Where would you hide gold if you were a leprachon?

2. Can I jump over a fence using my head?

3. Why is my brother gay?

4. What makes a flying squirrel fly?

5. What color do I get if I mix brown, green, yellow, magenta?

tree
no
answered
answered
answered

[amcon]

lol... he he

[DSM4Life]

[amcon]

dsm have you come up with an aswer to my painting question? or are you still deliberating

[DSM4Life]

dsm have you come up with an aswer to my painting question? or are you still deliberating

The staring contest ?
Or matching colors ? Cause the links provided were all bad.

[amcon]

The staring contest ?
Or matching colors ? Cause the links provided were all bad.

i re did the links and just checked them they worked... as soon as you give me the go a head i can get a the mexicans back to work...

[Cboss80]

ok so im 6'3 245 lbs and i am just starting my workout routine again...i took 2 months off because of a shoulder injury and i was sick...i bench about 430..and like my size how it is...im not trying to become any bigger because i will be playing football and i feel like i have the strength and size already. I do however hate how i have a little bit of a gut and hips and i diet right and run everyday. i just started a cycle of winny..will that get rid of extra body fat that im trying to get rid of?

[StritationOrBust]

What will happen first? Ironmaiden gets tired of making up questions or you get tired of answering.

[DSM4Life]

What will happen first? Ironmaiden gets tired of making up questions or you get tired of answering.

IM tired of posting

ok so im 6'3 245 lbs and i am just starting my workout routine again...i took 2 months off because of a shoulder injury and i was sick...i bench about 430..and like my size how it is...im not trying to become any bigger because i will be playing football and i feel like i have the strength and size already. I do however hate how i have a little bit of a gut and hips and i diet right and run everyday. i just started a cycle of winny..will that get rid of extra body fat that im trying to get rid of?

this is 100% diet. Will a cycle help sure but if you cant do it naturally then chances are once you stop the cycle the fat will come back. Tweak the diet more.

[IM708]

It only took me an hour to type out those questions...


Where has mad matt been?

Ever fisted a guy?

Would you let someone stick their finger up your penis hole for $100?

Do you relate to emo music?

Why is it called a soap box?

[DSM4Life]

It only took me an hour to type out those questions...


Where has mad matt been?

Ever fisted a guy?

Would you let someone stick their finger up your penis hole for $100?

Do you relate to emo music?

Why is it called a soap box?

Finally make other things priority over this site
nope
never
no
A soapbox is a raised platform on which one stands to make an impromptu speech, often about a political subject.

The term originates from when speakers would stand on a wooden box meant for holding soap. The term is also used metaphorically to describe a person engaging in often flamboyant impromptu or unofficial public speaking, as in the phrases "He's on his soapbox", or "Get off your soapbox." Hyde Park, London is known for its Sunday soapbox orators, who have assembled at Speakers' Corner since 1872 to discuss religion, politics, and other topics. A modern form of the soapbox is a blog: a website on which a user publishes one's thoughts to whoever reads the page.

[JiGGaMaN]

is ironmaiden708 ruining this thread?

[T-MOS]

are we impressed that you answered all 250 of ironman's questions?

YES !!!