'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

425 on squats, that's gonna look cool, 4 plates and then a little something extra

[Kratos]

I like diet coke, damn I drink a lot of it

[IM708]

as in what?

Play chess on your computer. It will make you a better whore.

[Kratos]

sandwich chick was wearing pretty big hoop earings today...doesn't that mean she likes sex

[Kratos]

Play chess on your computer. It will make you a better whore.

I'm a pretty sick chess player but I have no desire to play a computer...it would always win.

Party poker is lame, people always going all in like it's the damn lottery

I can't think of much else

[IM708]

always looking for new ways to do nothing, wht did you have in mind?

My chess idea is a good one. Make your own hallmark cards!

[Kratos]

at least here I think about exercising, and that leads to me doing some exercise in my free time

[Kratos]

My chess idea is a good one. Make your own hallmark cards!

why, I can't recall ever sending someone a card so not much of a money saver there

[IM708]

keep in mind my horizons include a cell phone and a laptop with an extreme adversion to work and desire to waste company time

Mess up shit around the companies, delete or destroy neccesary files. Burn it down. Clog the toylets (sp?) with tp covered in real or fake blood.

[IM708]

425 on squats, that's gonna look cool, 4 plates and then a little something extra

Put 2 & 1/2 on there, i will make you look truely bad ass.

[Kratos]

Mess up shit around the companies, delete or destroy neccesary files. Burn it down. Clog the toylets (sp?) with tp covered in real or fake blood.

that's not gonna work for my job

[IM708]

no toylets to clog?

[Kratos]

Put 2 & 1/2 on there, i will make you look truely bad ass.

idk, the extra 20 is already pushing it I'm afraid

[IM708]

I like diet coke, damn I drink a lot of it

it will give you cancer, killed my dog

[Dukkit]

Whores like you should expand your horizons...

whores like me are comfortable where they are

plus... i whore on another board from time to time

[Kratos]

no toylets to clog?

sorta no
my office where my boss is and stuff is in boston
I have a small office near where I live...it'd be pretty obvious who did the deed. My laptop isn't connected to a network per say, just the internet. Then I can work through the company web site.

[Dukkit]

it will give you cancer, killed my dog

it made my gerbils balls fall off

[IM708]

sorta no
my office where my boss is and stuff is in boston
I have a small office near where I live...it'd be pretty obvious who did the deed. My laptop isn't connected to a network per say, just the internet. Then I can work through the company web site.

Order some pizzas in to the company, 20 should be good.

ironmaiden708 114

See that dukkit, I'm climbing fast.

[Kratos]

I've got a fax phones computer secretary
other than that, the man has no idea what I do all day
if I leave the office, nobody says boo
I have a lot of shit to do outside the office

[IM708]

it made my gerbils balls fall off

I'll have to try that so I can get permanant trt at my old age of 13.

[Kratos]

Order some pizzas in to the company, 20 should be good.


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how long can that waste? 3 min, I got bigger fish to fry, like wasting hours.

[IM708]

I've got a fax phones computer secretary
other than that, the man has no idea what I do all day
if I leave the office, nobody says boo
I have a lot of shit to do outside the office

how many people work at that company, mine it's 2. Which sucks big time since my boss is a complete nut job.

[Dukkit]

I'll have to try that so I can get permanant trt at my old age of 13.

lol
worked for me

Order some pizzas in to the company, 20 should be good.





See that dukkit, I'm climbing fast.

hah when i used to work at restaurants we would call in pick up orders. then no one would come pick the food up obviously. so the managers gave the food to us cooks!!

and yes you are. your learning rookie whore

[IM708]

and yes you are. your learning rookie whore

It will take time and dedication, I'm here to learn. You the post whore master shall guide me.

[Dukkit]

sandwich chick was wearing pretty big hoop earings today...doesn't that mean she likes sex

totally

means shes on the rebound and its a perfect time for you to make your move

[Dukkit]

awwww look at the cute chubby re-re

[IM708]

awwww look at the cute chubby re-re

Thats me asshole

[Dukkit]

Thats me asshole

i know that silly

i didnt realize how adorable and "special" you were

hahah

[IM708]

I've got a fax phones computer secretary
other than that, the man has no idea what I do all day
if I leave the office, nobody says boo
I have a lot of shit to do outside the office

Try and get it on with the secretary, have a few beers first.

[Dukkit]

alrighty buddies


off to the gym
then to play some frisbee
later

[IM708]

oh no you di'nt

[Kratos]

Try and get it on with the secretary, have a few beers first.

she just got married and she's enormous

[IM708]

byebye

[IM708]

she just got married and she's enormous

You like challenges don't you? The beer(s) are meant to take the edge off.

[IM708]

I got it, set up an x-box and befriend a bunch of north koreans in xbox live.

[swol_je]

Or you can keep on whoring it up like you have been and hope the hours fly by.

[DSM4Life]

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[peachfuzz]

hung over...

[hotpink]

Who is in here right now?

[peachfuzz]