If you liked Borat..

[Matt]

I take it you guy's have watched him in his early days where he played Ali-G??

[JiGGaMaN]

I take it you guy's have watched him in his early days where he played Ali-G??

These are my favourites.


Pitching a movie idea:

Ali G: A police dog has died, and its spirit has gone into the chief of police, and it is called 'hot dog cop'

executive: Does this police chief know whats going on? Does he understand it?

Ali G: Thats the best thing about it: He aint got no idea

Executive: What happens when it takes over?

Ali G: He can speak to the dogs, him can run like a dog- well fast, but also, he does the dirty stuff that dog do as well, like him will do *facial expression* like suddenly do one.

executive: i think it would take a very ingenious script to make it work

Ali g: you would need a dog to help write some of it


On drugs:

Ali G: Me mate dangerous dave -and i aint gonna say his family name obviously- but he say hes taken 22 E's in one night.

FBI director: Did he have a headache?

Ali G: Well, he said it was like, he found it difficult to get to sleep, but the next day he was really buzzin, and actually the people on the eggham to reisley bus told him he drove it better than he ever done before.

[Matt]

These are my favourites.


Pitching a movie idea:

Ali G: A police dog has died, and its spirit has gone into the chief of police, and it is called 'hot dog cop'

executive: Does this police chief know whats going on? Does he understand it?

Ali G: Thats the best thing about it: He aint got no idea

Executive: What happens when it takes over?

Ali G: He can speak to the dogs, him can run like a dog- well fast, but also, he does the dirty stuff that dog do as well, like him will do *facial expression* like suddenly do one.

executive: i think it would take a very ingenious script to make it work

Ali g: you would need a dog to help write some of it


On drugs:

Ali G: Me mate dangerous dave -and i aint gonna say his family name obviously- but he say hes taken 22 E's in one night.

FBI director: Did he have a headache?

Ali G: Well, he said it was like, he found it difficult to get to sleep, but the next day he was really buzzin, and actually the people on the eggham to reisley bus told him he drove it better than he ever done before.

It was so funny when he played the "iz it cus iz black" card, a funny funny guy..