The Mens Room

[T-MOS]

*hey, can someone send over some more TP and a pen, I need to jot down my thoughts*


A right twisted wench from Caprees-ed
Orgasmed each time that she sneez-ed
To the druggist she went
And laid down her last cent
Said, "A barrel of snuff, if you pleas-ed."

[T-MOS]

On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")

[RuhlFreak55]

where the hell did this thread come from?

[T-MOS]

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

[T-MOS]

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

[higherdesire]

Tmos had a lymeric or two
actually more than a few
he wrote em all down
then sent em around
and cheers went up all 'round town

[Kale]

What misery do i have ?

Poo on your dick ?

[T-MOS]

Poo on your dick ?

Kale, good to see you in here, pull up a crapper, pull your pants down and enjoy.....don't forget to wash your hands on the way out and take a few mints, they are very refreshing

look another poem on the wall


Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?

[higherdesire]

Hello Kale
*takes pencil from behind ear and writes something down*

[Kale]

Good to be back ... OR ....

There once was a goucho named Bruno
Who said "There in one thing I Do know"
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
but Llamas are Numero Uno

[T-MOS]

A new farmer's helper named Kull
Accidentally was milking a bull
The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
You done milked the wrong one!"
Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full."

[higherdesire]

there once was a senator from Mass
he went out in search of some ass
he lucked up and found it
then fvcked up a drowned it
and that was the end of his ass

[T-MOS]

Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

[BritishColumbian]

*High as a kite from choking down handfull of extacy/roofie, whips out handgun and starts shooting at disco ball, its loud, people are mad at me, see a fist in and out of my face repeatedly until I lose contiousness...fade to black...

[higherdesire]

BC? BC? You in there? Dude your trippin, DSM is taking you home, give me your keys.

[T-MOS]

*High as a kite from choking down handfull of extacy/roofie, whips out handgun and starts shooting at disco ball, its loud, people are mad at me, see a fist in and out of my face repeatedly until I lose contiousness...fade to black...

*hears gunfire and thinks" This is a job for....SUPERMAN". Gets up and tried to fly but pants are still around ankles so I fall face first on the floor. Thanks GOD someone just mopped*

BC, you should really see someone about all that fading to black your doing. That can't me healthy

[DSM4Life]

[*RAGE*]

Hoslter gun, runs into the bathroom, Hollywood jack lays on the floor bleeding from a single bullet wound in the head. Places pistol in the air duck and splashes water in the face. Looks in the mirror. Walks out with a calm look on face..

[higherdesire]

*casually removes return air vent on floor sweeps body in, replaces vent, moves fake plant in front of vent walks away*

[BritishColumbian]

*wakes up in parking lot again, splitting headache, nauseaus, walks back into mens room puts correct change into the tampon dispenser, gets a tampon, lights it like a cigar, realizes im in the ladies room, 'panic attack'...fade to black..

[*RAGE*]

Walks past guy with pants around his ankles in the parking lot, noticed bloody stain on the backside of his underwear. Walk past DSM who had a huge smile on his face, continue to the mens room. Opens door and looks around.

[T-MOS]

sees strange guy with blood stains on the back of his pants walking out of the ladies room .... but in need to take a leak so forgets him and walks in , sees shattered disco ball all over floor and more blood stains...., thinks what the hell just happened in here, but i really need to go..... pulls out python and starts feeling relief.....looking up I see:

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

Wonders who spends so much time at the urinal to write and piss at the same time...

rolls the python back up.....washes hands and wonders why the mints have an E on them....skips mints and leaves

[*RAGE*]

Walk for to the stall, pull out amazon anaconda, notices water is cold and deap. shakes twice, wrap anaconda back into pants. walks over and wash hand. also notice mints have E on them continues out the door.

[higherdesire]

Comes in looks around, no one in site. Goes to last stall, feels pretty good and desides to rub one out...one minutes later it's just about over when I hear the door...

[*RAGE*]

Walks in and hears a noise coming from the last stall, think to himself and wounder if someone is playing with themself, turns around and walks out...

[higherdesire]

close call! Grabs mint. Starts to leave, grabs another. Leaves.

[BritishColumbian]

*wakes up in the parking lot 'again', pants down around ankles, buthole hurting, feeling violated, sidarm is missing, walks into mens room, hears something in one of the stalls, kicks open door, bam, shot in the eye with boiling hot gooey substance, falls over backwards, hits head on floor, ....fade to black....

[DSM4Life]

*wakes up in the parking lot 'again', pants down around ankles, buthole hurting, feeling violated, sidarm is missing, walks into mens room, hears something in one of the stalls, kicks open door, bam, shot in the eye with boiling hot gooey substance, falls over backwards, hits head on floor, ....fade to black....

[higherdesire]

alright alright alright. I have a question maybe ya'll can help me with. I buy blocks of trailers from banks and resell them to other investors and some regular customers for cash deals only. I (we, I have a partner) own 65 right now. I flip them pretty readily. (this is my idea of retirement) I have no schedule and do whatever whenever but will always stop to sell a deal.

What is it about the public that when you say you will sell for cash only, they agree they have the cash, set the appointment, show up, want to buy then ask if I will finance them? I ask on the phone if you are able to move forward today with a closing providing this home meets your needs? I NEVER set an appoinment with out being crystal clear. Today I drive 100 miles to make 8k on a deal and they ask if I will finance half. Really?

Why are buyers liars?

[DSM4Life]

alright alright alright. I have a question maybe ya'll can help me with. I buy blocks of trailers from banks and resell them to other investors and some regular customers for cash deals only. I (we, I have a partner) own 65 right now. I flip them pretty readily. (this is my idea of retirement) I have no schedule and do whatever whenever but will always stop to sell a deal.

What is it about the public that when you say you will sell for cash only, they agree they have the cash, set the appointment, show up, want to buy then ask if I will finance them? I ask on the phone if you are able to move forward today with a closing providing this home meets your needs? I NEVER set an appoinment with out being crystal clear. Today I drive 100 miles to make 8k on a deal and they ask if I will finance half. Really?

Why are buyers liars?

Ill buy one. Do you finance ?

[higherdesire]

Ill buy one. Do you finance ?

For you, sure. But you have to pay transport to PA!

[DSM4Life]

For you, sure. But you have to pay transport to PA!

Can i agree to that now then renege when you show up ?

[T-MOS]

Can i agree to that now then renege when you show up ?

for you I am sure he will take payment in the form of sexual favors.......

[DSM4Life]

for you I am sure he will take payment in the form of sexual favors.......

In that case, ill take two.

[higherdesire]

Can i agree to that now then renege when you show up ?

How well do you keep a secret?

[BritishColumbian]

*wakes up covered in vomit, feces, sperm and lime jello...fade to black...

[T-MOS]

*damn got the trots again* rushes in mens room, steps over body covered in Vomit, feces, sperm and something that looks like lime jello....ewww can't wait....door one , locked....dammit, door two ....locked....WTF...door three has gooey stuff all over it....YUK

damn....can't hold it anymore....drops pants and lets if flow all over limp body on floor....ahhhh much better !!!!

Someone give me some TP please............roll comes flying over a door.....wipes,...pulls up pants, washes hands, grabs some of the E mints for later at the bar.....or playground....exits refreshed

[BritishColumbian]

hahahahahahahahahah aaaaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahahaha, takes a minute to wipe the water up that he just spit all over screen and keyboard. LMFAO

[BritishColumbian]

this is purrr awesome!

[T-MOS]

* sees more signs on wall*


There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana..