'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Matt]

hahahaha...just preparing him

This will be one of many many times ive gone to jail lol, theres nothing i havnt seen, been there and have the t-shirt...

[RA]

You get private visits??

Understood lol, in the past if i was doing a long sentence i always finished any relationships i was in....

I wont this time but i agree with you lol...

[Matt]

holy shiat zats allotta hooch

I heard you can have a lot of sex at the queens hotel...wheather you want to or not

Oh it happens but its rare, our jails arnt anywhere near as bad as yours lol, people over here are to fuvking scared of losing time...

[Kratos]

This will be one of many many times ive gone to jail lol, theres nothing i havnt seen, been there and have the t-shirt...

how long you going in for?
If that was the US, it would be an ass-load (pun intended) of time

[Matt]

You get private visits??

When you say private do you mean in a private room? If so then no that doesnt happen over here.

If you mean friends visiting you then yes all the time...

[Kratos]

how did they catch you? most common way to get caught here is how fast the power meter runs when indoor growing...so some dumb fvcks try to bi-pass the meter and end up either burning the place down or they get caught for fvcking with the meter.

[RA]

That sucks. How long??

When you say private do you mean in a private room? If so then no that doesnt happen over here.

If you mean friends visiting you then yes all the time...

[Matt]

how long you going in for?
If that was the US, it would be an ass-load (pun intended) of time

All depends, the building was in my name so i have a problem there.

Im trying to get myself charged with being a gardener which carries the lowest sentence, but thats an uphill task. If i do then 1/2 years max, i may get a walk out.

If i get done for being a manager, whih is more likely then 2/4 years..

If i get done for being the organiser then 4/7 years...

Alot also depends on the street value of the gear, at the moment they have it at £94,000 but were working on getting that down..

[oneshot]

i got hoes. in different area codes, area codes area codes. I GOT HOES

[Kratos]

if I was looking at 7 years, I'd be staring at the end of a shotgun right now about to bite the end of it and pull the trigger with my toe

[Kratos]

i got hoes. in different area codes, area codes area codes. I GOT HOES

I'm down to one ho again
much more managable
except now she's developing a penis addiction...making it less managable again

[RA]

You give up to quick bro

if I was looking at 7 years, I'd be staring at the end of a shotgun right now about to bite the end of it and pull the trigger with my toe

[oneshot]

I'm down to one ho again
much more managable
except now she's developing a penis addiction...making it less managable again

shouldnt that be a good thing considering your vagina addiction?

[Kratos]

if you need some inspiration MadMatt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eb5GMgTx6o

[MASTER]

Im so sexay I cant quite believe it

[Dukkit]

Im so sexay I cant quite believe it

i know. im in disbelief myself

[Kratos]

Im so sexay I cant quite believe it

mmmmmmmm britsh people...they can't help it

[Matt]

if I was looking at 7 years, I'd be staring at the end of a shotgun right now about to bite the end of it and pull the trigger with my toe

7 years isnt bad, you only do half so thats 3.5 years and then you get tagged for six months. Because its a none violent crime in 1 year id be in an open prison going home on weekends..

[RA]

Hey bro

Im so sexay I cant quite believe it

[Matt]

how did they catch you? most common way to get caught here is how fast the power meter runs when indoor growing...so some dumb fvcks try to bi-pass the meter and end up either burning the place down or they get caught for fvcking with the meter.

No, never bi-pass the meter. Someone on the industrial estate phoned the police stating they thought something was going on in the building. Thinking about it four muscle heads going in and out of a building at funny hours doesnt look right..

But its all cool, ive had six great years and earnt more money than i could spend in a life time..

[Dukkit]

7 years isnt bad, you only do half so thats 3.5 years and then you get tagged for six months. Because its a none violent crime in 1 year id be in an open prison going home on weekends..

fukk!! im goin to the UK to commit crimes

over here you gotta do 85% of your time

no weekend goin home stints

and youd get like a 3 year parole instead of 6 month tag

fukk i did 5 months one time and got a 3 year parole


fukk fukk fukk

why couldnt i of been born british

[Kratos]

No, never bi-pass the meter. Someone on the industrial estate phoned the police stating they thought something was going on in the building. Thinking about it four muscle heads going in and out of a building at funny hours doesnt look right..

But its all cool, ive had six great years and earnt more money than i could spend in a life time..

that would make living through prision possible for me...knowing I had all those juicy pounds of sterling to look forward to when I got out...I just wouldn't want to have to start life over with no money coming out

[luxifer93]

Good luck bro, doing time sucks.

[Matt]

Good luck bro, doing time sucks.

Thanks bro, theres always the chance i could be a lucky lucky bastard and get a two year suspended sentence...

[luxifer93]

I hope so, AR won't be the same without you! We'd all have to come visit you!

[Matt]

that would make living through prision possible for me...knowing I had all those juicy pounds of sterling to look forward to when I got out...I just wouldn't want to have to start life over with no money coming out

There is a down side to this lol, i will always be classed as a drug dealer now so anything i own can and will be taken off me unless i can prove where i got the money to buy it...
However my gf will have shit loads of money, they cant touch her...

[luxifer93]

We'll have DSM keister in some good shit for you.

[RA]

Sure Ill come visit...send me some cash..lol

I hope so, AR won't be the same without you! We'd all have to come visit you!

[Matt]

I hope so, AR won't be the same without you! We'd all have to come visit you!

I will be trying my best bro, but that would be funny as fuvk everyone visiting...

Right guy's you can have your thread back, i feel ive stolen it from you.... Peace..

[Kratos]

There is a down side to this lol, i will always be classed as a drug dealer now so anything i own can and will be taken off me unless i can prove where i got the money to buy it...
However my gf will have shit loads of money, they cant touch her...

it's all good, you get to go home on weekends
that vagin will be dripping for you all week, by the time you get home it will be a swamp of wetness for your dick
she can buy you whatev you need

[Kratos]

going on a cruise with my boyz in sept
planning it now

[luxifer93]

On your bikes? Where you going?

[Dukkit]

going on a cruise with my boyz in sept
planning it now

dont invite me?

[Kratos]

On your bikes? Where you going?

carnival cruise
western caribian
booz and bitches
dry martini's and wet bakini's

[Kratos]

dont invite me?

1 k per person + airfare to miami
you're welcome to come
sould be about 2 g's flat when all is said and done

[Dukkit]

1 k per person + airfare to miami
you're welcome to come
sould be about 2 g's flat when all is said and done

your gettin ripped off

i could of gotten my travel chick to hook you up for a 3rd of that for the same damn package

idiot

[RA]

Later fellas..

[Kratos]

your gettin ripped off

i could of gotten my travel chick to hook you up for a 3rd of that for the same damn package

idiot

we're getting suites and shit
livin la vida loca

[Kratos]

I'll probably loose 2 grand in the casino anyway. easy come easy go

[smokeyd]

whats up everyone