'Official Postwhore Thread'

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 09:49 AM

Little bit of both jackboys!!

Mustve been a glitch in the matrix. I was sent through a web portal to the black hole!

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 09:52 AM

Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Instead I took the purple one with a butterfly. Huge mistake.

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 09:52 AM

Imma take some Tren 75

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 09:53 AM

Vaginal itching got you down?

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Vaginal itching got you down?

More like that I'm itching for vag.

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 09:54 AM

1800 posts, Imma hooka ass, slut filthy whore!!

Im Naughty....

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 09:55 AM

lol

i gained 50 pounds of lean muscle off of tren 75

dont forget to use the pituitary growth hormone either

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 09:56 AM

haha

1,800 posts

vs

33,146

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 09:57 AM

JBM averages over 90 posts per day.

He's going to take your ass soon at that rate.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

JBM averages over 90 posts per day.

He's going to take your ass soon at that rate.

yes he will

though for the first 3 years i was on here... i didnt whore. i barely posted

then within the last year and half... ive been whoring

so if my post count date started then... id average the same amount of posts probably

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 10:01 AM

700 posts im coming for you dukkit

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 10:01 AM

I started whoring before I even hit 1000.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

700 posts im coming for you dukkit

oh shit
i gotta step my game up son!!

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I started whoring before I even hit 1000.

thats a good lil whore

it took me like 3 years to reach 3000 posts

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

700 posts im coming for you dukkit

Ah sheeit. Just another month and you'll be a "senior member."

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Ah sheeit. Just another month and you'll be a "senior member."

thats right thats my next goal then dukkit

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:07 AM

go sigman
go sigman
go sigman

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:12 AM

You guys are filthy sluts

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 10:12 AM

im gonna whore till i can whore no more

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:14 AM

Man I need to get some rox. Figure I go on a crvk diet and lose some bf fast fast fast. Then start my cycle and bulk up with decca 200.

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 10:14 AM

It's only 8am here. I may not have a job, but there's nothing else to do right now.

So I whore. And whore. And whore. And whore....

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:15 AM

ernst

is in his own time zone

ersnt western standard time

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 10:16 AM

Doesn't help that I'm on no particular schedule.

With nothing to do I just sleep when I'm tired and wake up when I'm not.

I think I got up at 11pm yesterday?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:17 AM

Damn 8am? at 8am I was wondering how the fook I was gonna make it to 11am. Now Im tryna figure out how the fook Imma get to 1pm.
Gotta hit gym at 4pm cuz these coksookers called out!!

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 10:19 AM

I have a couple of things to do today... but I can't even do them until later.

And I'll destroy bi's, abs, and neck.

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 10:19 AM

its 4pm here i hit the gym at 8am today did my big sexy mofo shoulders

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:35 AM

stuck at work till 4

then if i dont feel too sick ill go do chest with my buddy

but this sore throat and entire body aching thing isnt really puttin me in the mood to lift

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:38 AM

I got BACK and Tris today.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:43 AM

chest if my carpal tunnel doesnt kill me

i need gloves with the wrist straps on em

that would probably help alot

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:45 AM

Man Dukkit me too. All this godamn typing!! How they expect me to be on here posting and do my job?? They so damn selfish!

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 10:50 AM

my doc keeps talkin about surgery for it

but i have a 2500 dollar deductable on my insurance

which means id have to pay for the surgery out of pocket

i can barely afford to buy oats for next week

let alone some surgeons new BMW M5

assholes

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 10:53 AM

Break your hand on someone face then tell the hospital you were Raped. You can get victims insurance.

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 11:01 AM

or come to the uk and pay nothing

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 11:01 AM

Help, some tranny stabbed me with a needle full of steroids. I need a blood test covering the following.....

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Help, some tranny stabbed me with a needle full of steroids. I need a blood test covering the following.....

what is... voland, alex?

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 11:05 AM

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 11:07 AM

did i win the daily double!!!??

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 11:10 AM

Is Reed MIA? I just realized 2 days straight I have not seen his hulking tinyness!!

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 11:11 AM

Imma try to travel all over this yr and get to 235lbs with 2% body fat. Imma drink winny and test cyp

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 11:12 AM

My Goal
235lbs 9%bf I think id be tremendously sexier than the sexiest mofo (me) out there!

So Id basically be double sexy.. Kina like - sseexxyy

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Is Reed MIA? I just realized 2 days straight I have not seen his hulking tinyness!!

He was lurking on facebook the other day. He's at least alive.

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