Can't get over this girl queefing during sex.

**Iron_Pig** · 05-21-2009, 09:25 AM

Big hole small drill= Air pocket

**kaptainkeezy04** · 05-21-2009, 11:04 AM

Look guys, it takes me about 30 seconds to even get it in, so i doubt we are having a problem with tightness/small penis, but thanks for the help. She does tend to flex her keigel muscles the entire time, so maybe that is an issue...

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by iron_pig

big hole small drill= air pocket

lmaoooooo

**bushido3374** · 05-21-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by collar

whats queefing?
sorry im from aus

Oh, I'm sure girls in Australia queef also.

**chuckt12345** · 05-21-2009, 11:21 AM

IF that sort of shite bothers you now you gonna have a long rode ahead of you. Its just air dude.

**scerpico22** · 05-21-2009, 11:26 AM

bro just bury your face in that shit when she give one of those good ole pu$$y farts!!!

mmmmmmm delish!!!!

**bushido3374** · 05-21-2009, 11:35 AM

"Get over it" or move on seems like a cold ultimatum, but I don't see another viable option.

RA · 05-21-2009, 11:48 AM

Ahh yes the age old question. What to do with a farting p*ssy.

No idea bro.

I dont think its the big hole small hammer thing though. I could elaborate as to how I know this but we wont get into that.

**scerpico22** · 05-21-2009, 11:50 AM

embrace the queef....embrace the queef

**Nicotine** · 05-21-2009, 12:07 PM

when your pounding her, dont take it OUT then IN then OUT then IN...

it'll act like a piston and push in air.

get it in, keep it in - ride like a champ.....

either that, or your jackhammer is teeny and lets air in the sides.

HAH :P

**ghettoboyd** · 05-21-2009, 12:18 PM

i had a girl keep queefing once during sex and i couldent help but to finnally bust out laughing.it just kept happening....anyway she got pissed and the bitch left me hanging.i had to finish myself off.

**bushido3374** · 05-21-2009, 03:28 PM

^ well no shit she left you hanging!

What was she supposed to do?

**Hoggage_54** · 05-21-2009, 03:36 PM

what does it smell like

**TRT,MAN** · 05-21-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

what does it smell like

kinda like flowers with a hint of dead fish.

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

being an asshole? no
being unduly unfair? yes

queefs are most commonly due to air inside the vagina being forced out, and most of the time it's YOU that's at fault, not her, it's your thrusting that's forcing the air in

but either way, you getting turned of by her queefing is like her getting pissed that you all of a sudden lose your erection, it's something ya'll have no real control over

personally, i'd say GET OVER IT

You saved me the typing, thanks.

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

Oh, I'm sure girls in Australia queef also.

x2...if they have a pvssy there WILL BE A QUEEF

**Phate** · 05-21-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

agreed

phate you dont know what a "double kick" is until you listen from 1:52-2:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP-jYCES0wE

sounds like a double kick war is starting, i love that song btw, great pump up song for working out, try this

ALBRIGHT BABY, INSANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU6rW7iieRQ

**Western Man** · 05-21-2009, 04:45 PM

Nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned queef. Get over it

**F4iGuy** · 05-21-2009, 07:38 PM

Thrust in cirular motions with slightly less in out action. Also... try to time your farts so they coordinate with the queefs..... No no, just do the first thing

**mho** · 05-21-2009, 09:13 PM

Actually it's no big deal, I find it kind of humorous

**amcon** · 05-21-2009, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

Look guys, it takes me about 30 seconds to even get it in, so i doubt we are having a problem with tightness/small penis, but thanks for the help. She does tend to flex her keigel muscles the entire time, so maybe that is an issue...

licket and sticket

***T-MOS*** · 05-21-2009, 09:58 PM

I didn't even read all the replies, just the OP initial post and let me say,

you sir are a DOUCHBAG if you are going to get bent out of shape over a Noise that is caused by YOU , not her !!!!

get over it or let her find someone that deserves her cause obviously you don't!!!

I am proud if a girl queefs , cause that means I am pounding that p ussy good !!!!!

**peachfuzz** · 05-21-2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

sounds like a double kick war is starting, i love that song btw, great pump up song for working out, try this

ALBRIGHT BABY, INSANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU6rW7iieRQ

ok not the best but still love this song. about 1:18 on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AnEVnqEss4

**Polska** · 05-21-2009, 11:00 PM

Its a natural occurance. Some girls queef more than others. Personally it does not bother me. But if it bothers you it bothers you. Same as some girls won't sleep with or date uncircumsized men. Some don't care. If it bugs you enough that you can't deal with it write it off as incompatibility and move on.

**Chitown Raider** · 05-21-2009, 11:02 PM

It happens cause of the air pressure, it's no big deal. Be happy you are getting laid, things could be worse there's a lot of people out there that wish they were in you're shoes. Personally, I find it cute the girls all embarrased but as long as there's no stank compared to a fart so be it.

**jbm** · 05-21-2009, 11:02 PM

queef

**bushido3374** · 05-21-2009, 11:09 PM

JBM, is that a real gorilla?

**jbm** · 05-21-2009, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

JBM, is that a real gorilla?

Nope! lolol...

**kaptainkeezy04** · 05-22-2009, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I didn't even read all the replies, just the OP initial post and let me say,

you sir are a DOUCHBAG if you are going to get bent out of shape over a Noise that is caused by YOU , not her !!!!

get over it or let her find someone that deserves her cause obviously you don't!!!

I am proud if a girl queefs , cause that means I am pounding that p ussy good !!!!!

I've had sex with my fair share of girls, and she is the only one that has ever queefed...DOUCHEBAG. So if I am causing it, why has no other girl ever done it when i "pounded that p ussy good?"

**DSM4Life** · 05-22-2009, 04:52 AM

**manwitplans** · 05-22-2009, 06:11 AM

Well I find that the most common position for queefing is doggy (especially if you take it in, out and in).

Tips:

1. Dont go in and out in and out, stay in and go back and forth.
2. Doggie is a killer for queefing.
3. When she is on her back, it rarely happens.

**vpchill** · 05-22-2009, 06:49 AM

^^^^Agreed, Its mainly about pulling all the way out and pushing air back in.

**ghettoboyd** · 05-22-2009, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by bushido3374

^ well no shit she left you hanging!

What was she supposed to do?

she should have been a good girl and finished the job..........but i dont blame her,i was like 16 so at the time it was pretty funny....i held my laghter as long as i could but i mean come on it was funny....and i was just a kid.

**Matt** · 05-22-2009, 02:18 PM

Does it smell of fish???

**gixxerboy1** · 05-22-2009, 02:42 PM

^^^ And fries

**pyrat** · 05-22-2009, 02:43 PM

wish a girl would qweef and/or squirt in my face

**Matt** · 05-22-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

^^^ And fries

Chips

**Nicotine** · 05-22-2009, 02:49 PM

toss on some malt vinigar and go to town!

edit: yay, 1700 posts.

**xavier_888888** · 05-22-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

I've had sex with my fair share of girls, and she is the only one that has ever queefed...DOUCHEBAG. So if I am causing it, why has no other girl ever done it when i "pounded that p ussy good?"

I would say maybe the *****'s you have pounded before are too big for your dick? Just an assumption

**Hazard** · 05-22-2009, 03:13 PM

Do what i do......

Pound her doggy style..... make sure you take your d*ck all the way out.... then in..... all the way back out...... in again..... do this 10 times then pull out and stick your nose in her vagine and just wait.......

~Haz~

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